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Which it ain’t.

It bloody is. I've been polishing it all day, even though I doubt that it could get very much more Polish.

Holy crapcakes on fire! This thing is still going?!?

Holy Crapcakes Fires are impossible to put out, even if your Spamgine is bright and clean.

Is someone going to talk to me or not? I'm not leaving until then!

Can I get a cup of coffee at least!? I'm grinch level cranky!

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I'm always here to talk,

*Hoses down BW with lukewarm Nescafé*

Geez, what kind of loser would try something like this.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! QUICK! SLIDE DOWN THE SHINY POLE AND EXTINGUISH THAT HAT, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!