I have pink eye and my family cleric recommended I eat a scorpion to prove my manliness to the gods. It hasn't worked, and now I have scorpion stings all over my face and pink eye.
Hey, I just found a couple of copies of the Player's Handbook and a Monster Manual at the local library. That means I don't have to buy the books now that I can check them out...
Does this now mean that the Public Libraries are going to find themselves being sued?