mr fish cannot swim on land tho!
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WHAT HOW DARE YOU MOCK OUR DEMANDS.
0. Mess with the time-stream.
I did, I did. I'm a democratically elected 12-year-old king!
I am sure that was the smell of your fear!I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.I out rank all gods!You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas. Um, ALL HAIL YOUR KING?
All hail your king!
I am king!
Shut up, you, and bow down to my superior pyrotechnics!
Give me an arm and a leg! I'm hungry!
Eh, I'm happy, seeing the prices that you're charging. Since when did ethergaunts eat flesh (or anything?)? Silence, and stop ruining the canon! Gawd... You should be grateful if I even let you go after this. Now, to get back to the Maelstrom you just have to find some slippers and clack them together, saying "There's no place like the Maelstrom," because there sure as hell isn't.grabs Low-Fat Ranch, bites off an arm and a leg, then lets her go Mmm. Goodbye.
Oh, fine. rummages around in the man's chest, pulls out a gory, scaly leg, then bites off a toe What about you? looks at Poppyseed Dretching
I could kill those people if I wanted to. I'll take the poodle. I'm very hungry. And the duck. Duck is good. Here's your liver
How about an arm and a leg? I'm partial to ranch.
Very well. What will you give me in return? summons a prime human specimen, shackled, and uses a gigantic meat cleaver to cut open his chest before handing the bloody heart to Ranch
Y'all see a big, fat ethergaunt who looks really scary, and uses illusions to make special effects.
all follow the munchkin
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