Ethel, Promiscuously Tippy Cow's page

Tips over, seductively smashing the coffee table, winks.

Saunters in, seductively off balance.

Don't blame the cheese!!

It is my birthday today - physical age, 38; mental age, around 13.

I was promised a 'birthday dance' at work yesterday.

Did I get my birthday dance?

No, I did not. Bah

Walks in, stumbling suggestively with pasties on the udder.

You want to sit, or stand for that dance...

Brushes tail teasingly down the side of Limey's cheek.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Either our favorite beverage, or the beverage we're allowed to have, in the case of those that are working tonight, like me.

I shall raise a glass of chocolate milk to you all.

saunters in, holding a bottle of Hershey's Syrup suggestively with her tongue.

You want that shaken, or stirred.

Leans sensually next to Kobold Cleaver, raises one eyebrow daringly, or possibly even suggestively at Limeylongears.

Yeah! What cha gonna Moo about it!

walks in, teasingly ready to fall over. Prominently displays udder ready for milking and winks.

Moo!

Why not milk straight from the cow.

Moo!

prances clumsily through thread, winks seductively.

*disappointed moo!*

prances clumsily around Sharoth.

Moo!

Tips over in shock.

Well, that's 300 aliases.

Party at Captain Yesterday's!

Tips over, a little too easily...