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This entire exchange is a perfect example of the lax hiring requirements of the Pathfinder Society. When are we going to get somebody smarter than your typical dunder-headed moron? While Aram Zey didn't make an appearance until well after my induction into Pathfinder Society, the man has not only become a mentor I've surpassed by leaps and bounds, but a role-model to the right way to treat Pathfinder Society renewable resources. Just because you're all too stupid to see it, doesn't make it not so.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SLANKEST OF SLANKYONES! SKAL CON IS A TRIP ALL ULFEN MUST COMPLETE AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE. THRILL TO THE MAJESTY OF A FULL KITCEHN ON SITE! PINE FOR THE FJORDS AS YOU DONATE TO THE RAFFLE! CONTEMPLATE THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHILE TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO BID ON ONE OR ALL OF THE SILENT AUCTION ITEMS. Thunderdrips will be there? I'll bring the Advil and earplugs. *shakes head*
Rumors of what happened in Tamrin have spread far and wide Lips. Your reputation now precedes you. Not that this changed your reputation, or lack there of, at all. There's a difference though between telling somebody to hide the Halfling, and playing a game of hide the Halfling. Perhaps you didn't get the memo. Wouldn't surprise me.
While I'm sure that you probably can't tell the difference between a normal brain, and that thing you think with, your "mind" as you like to call it certainly may be bigger than my head, but it's not what you have, it's how you use it. And you, you worthless bag of diseased testicular matter, clearly lack in any real skill.
All of them are masters of something starting with "S," so I think the better candidate would be Master of Screams or Master of Shouting. I feel this person would be well qualified to give mission briefings at the start of scenarios. Well then by extension I thank you for your consideration, and I await my eventual escalation to the Master of Snide, Ethan. I do insist my office is larger than that hack Zey.
Clearly you're not listening to me. I've told you everything you need to know on Zey's research. In fact, I've pointed out in no less than a dozen instances where he was wrong. This "mission" makes no sense to me. It's a waste of resources to try to find him, and furthermore, why in the Nine Hells would you want to find that hack, Sorrina Westyr? Clearly she couldn't cut it in the role, disappearing as she did. No, you are wrong to go on this adventure when there is a perfectly clear choice standing right in front of you. One speaking to you right this minute. Worthless...all of you.
I've seen horrors in my day, but there was one thing that cannot be unseen. I blame all of you. Jack especially.
And, Ethan Snide, are you going to take that slight of Taldor? Blah Blah Blah. I know she's an idiot. But you continuously calling my name like a parrot doesn't make me just come out of the walls like I'm some kind of abnormally intelligent Beetlejuice. Her slight to Taldor is expected, she's a Qadiran. But since she's a Qadiran, it should also be simply ignored for the background noise it is.
There was already too much intellectual superiority to contain even within the walls of a Pathfinder Lodge by me being here, but I will tip my hat to a good point when it's made. As rarely as that is. Hmmm, perhaps among all of you worthless plebeians there is actually one worthy of my little and precious time. I already dedicate too much to those clearly beneath my station though so perhaps not... I'm going to chalk this one up as a fluke chance. As they say, an infinite number of Mwangi apes given a quill and ink will eventually pen a Pathfinder Chronicle themselves.
I think burkoJames was just trying to get back on track deciding if an AC 40, 50-HP-damage-dealing PC was possible/legit, and since Taco's post doesn't help with that, we need more. However, I think it's reasonable to suggest that if Taco isn't doing it at level 13, then it's useful to maybe consider that this random player isn't legitimately doing it at level 11. Nah, Taco just sucks, like I said before, and I've met his master, he's pretty horrible at optimization.
I'm not sure why taco was asked for, neither his ac nor his damage are as high as the ranges specified, and his level is 13, not 11. I agree! Taco is hardly an adventurer of note. I was doing well over that damage, happily trivializing encounters, and not worrying about getting hit well before that point.
Sadly that one character was so overpowered that he made everyone else irrelevant. He wiped out a boss in one round by himself. It turned our session into a joke (legal or not). At the difficulty of adventuring the Ten sees fit to send me out and deal with I regularly wipe out groups of opponents before combat starts. Just the other week I blew up two groups of mummies in a single fireball, resilient sphered a summoned devourer before they got off a shot, and dismissed a shadow creature of some sort. This was well before those slow blade wielding types even got into the way to take a hit. I'm nothing but a freakin' hero! I probably saved the group, prevented mummy rot, and a bunch of energy drain. You should all be thanking ME! If you want me to not do my job, I'll gladly just reverse gravity whatever you're trying to fight and draw the whole thing out. Stupid fighters and their inability to fly. Par for the course is what I say...
Who are you? Have we met? You musn't have been any more memorable than the rest of the pleebs that we keep recruiting. Including this strange individual that I swear was cursed to become a living gelatinous cube. How odd.
None of you have any idea what you're talking about. This Kyle Baird folk you keep mentioning is nothing but a huge teddy bear. He sent me on an adventure deep into the Round Mountain, and further on a quest for the Ten themselves. Both were such softballs I have no idea where these ideas come from. Or maybe you're all just incapable.
No. Whats being asked is that you actually SEE every possible consequence of future action (and non action) and how it affects people. HUGE difference. I can see every possible outcome. They're called divination spells. Hells, even our cleric can do that kind of magic. What are you, some dumb barbarian that doesn't believe in superstitious voodoo? I tell you...the Pathfinders the Decemvirate makes me interact with get dumber every day.
I recommend a necklace of adaptation. It's like a breath of fresh air when down in the dungeons. This is the first sensible thing that's come out of any of your respective mouths. I can't believe it took a Dwarf to do it too. I never leave home without mine, and considering what some of YOU smell like, there's a reason it was purchased early in my career.
I am not a troll. Dear nine Hells do you not know what a troll is man?! A troll is a big green creature, can usually regenerate, is typically terrified by fire, and is far more angry than I am. I am but a not-so-simple Taldan man. If you think I'm a troll, clearly you've been mis-educated, which considering the state of most Pathfinders I meet, isn't surprising.
Faster than you. Oh wait, you can't. You also can't do anything other than speak loudly and from what I've heard, fall for the most simple ploys to grab your attention. As for that atrocity stuffed in that fur thong of yours? The flame makes it look like you've caught something from the local tavern. I'd have that dispelled by somebody has a clue before it turns everybody away from you. Now if that was your intent *golf clap* then good for you. I said "at some point" Justifications. How quaint.
There are no problem characters, only problem players.^ ^ ^ ^ ^ This! A thousand times this. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ There are plenty of problem characters! You're all problem characters, that's half the problem. If any of you could carry even half the weight of our adventure that I do, then we'd get a whole hell of a lot more done. Problem players. Ha! The problem is that none of you are nearly effective enough, or at least as effective as me. And if you don't believe me, go ask that group of civilians I mass pain struck to get what our group needed. Argue this, discuss that, negotiate whatever. I got RESULTS!
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