He Comes from the Land of the Ice and Snow!


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THUNDERLIPS! PROUD TO ANNOUNCE NEW FIVE STAR GM FROM THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, BEST STATE IN THE UNION, MINNESOTA! JACK BROWN IS A TRUE ULFEN WARRIOR! FULL OF THE SPIRIT AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WHISKEY NEEDED TO EMBODY WHAT FIVE STARS REPRESENT.

KEITH JUST NEEDS A POWER NAP. SAME WITH DAMIEN.

THUNDERLIPS DOES NOT REMEMBER THE END OF THE SCENARIO. I THINK WE DEFEATED THE CRITTERS. THUNDERLIPS! HAS CHRONICLE DETAILING SUCCESS SO THUNDERLIPS! WILL JUST GO WITH THAT.

FROM ENCOURAGING HIS WORK MATES TO TRY CORE PFS, TO HIS ABILITY TO WRANGLE PBP PLAYERS, JACK IS THE EPITOME OF FOR WHAT ALL ULFEN SHOULD STRIVE.

AFTER THUNDERLIPS! OF COURSE. JACK NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS BEARD.

JACK IS WHAT THE AWARD WAS FIRST INTENDED TO CONVEY: AWESOMENESS, COOL DUDENESS, DRUNKENESS (OK, MAYBE NOT THIS ONE), A COMMAND OF THE RULES, A MENTOR TO NEW PLAYERS, AND A TRULY WARM AND GENEROUS INDIVIDUAL WHO IS YOUR FRIEND MINUTES AFTER MEETING HIM.

THUNDERLIPS! IS PROUD TO BRING JACK INTO THE FOLD OF THOSE WITH FUNNY TITLES AFTER NAME.

ANYONE NOT CLAPPING NOW IS GOING TO DEAL WITH A VERY IRATE AND UNFORGIVING ULFEN BARBARIAN! CLAP HARDER!

JACK BROWN! JACK BROWN! JACK BROWN! JACK BROWN! JACK BROWN! JACK BROWN!

The Exchange 5/5

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Here here!

Jack know the proper value of a Swan Boat.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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Uh oh....

I saw the pictures from that 150th table. I believe the quote was, "I don't think I should serve him any more alcohol."

Yeah, Keith needs a power nap.

Dark Archive 5/5

All of this rampant chaos needs to end now. Do I need to pull this thread over?

Sovereign Court 5/5

Hm, most interesting. At least he doesn't make me put on the dinosaur costume.

Rawr!

Dark Archive 5/5

Did someone need a power nap? Mmmm, I have a couch right here.

Dark Archive 4/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Minnesota—Twin Cities Metro South

Woo! Congrats Jack on the officialness of the 5th star!

4/5

Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Rock on, Jack!

Sczarni 5/5 ⦵⦵

Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I clapping but feathers and claws make it difficult!

Congratulations!!

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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CLAP HARDER BIRDMAN!

The Exchange 3/5

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Jack
Who's the game master
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Jack!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Jack!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Jack!)
Right on
You see this cat Jack is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Jack
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Jack Brown)

Silver Crusade 5/5

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WOO! CONGRATULATIONS JACK! AND DON'T LISTEN TO THUNDERLIPS, IF GENCON WAS ANY INDICATOR YOU ALSO EARNED YOUR FIFTH STAR IN DRINKERY AS WELL! [/cruise control]

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Online—PbP aka Hmm

Congratulations Jack! Woo hoo!

Dark Archive 5/5 Venture-Captain, Minnesota—St. Paul

Congrats Jack! Despite my need for a quick rest, I heavily enjoyed your 150th game and look forward to many more!

Scarab Sages 5/5

I could do without my THUNDERLIPS? time. But I thoroughly enjoyed picking up shineys with Jack's 150's table!

I also enjoyed watching Keith and Damien attempt to drink my supercharged old fashioneds.

Well deserved.

Scarab Sages 5/5

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Who left this here?

And what's that over there?

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Tcreese wrote:

Who left this here?

And what's that over there?

Gods....

That which is seen...

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THE MEMO ABOUT WEARING TRUE ULFEN GARB!

Sovereign Court 5/5

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Ms. Quick wrote:

Gods....

That which is seen...

I've seen horrors in my day, but there was one thing that cannot be unseen.

I blame all of you. Jack especially.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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Ethan Snide wrote:
Ms. Quick wrote:

Gods....

That which is seen...

I've seen horrors in my day, but there was one thing that cannot be unseen.

I blame all of you. Jack especially.

NO NEED TO HATE SNIDE! THAT MAN IS DEAD SEXY!

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THUNDERLIPS! wrote:
SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THE MEMO ABOUT WEARING TRUE ULFEN GARB!

I'm not sure how the forums would handle such unmitigated sexiness as would be presented by so many studded leather thongs.

Sovereign Court 5/5

THUNDERLIPS! wrote:
NO NEED TO HATE SNIDE! THAT MAN IS DEAD SEXY!

As a "True Ulfen" and I suspect a member of the guard, you will address me as "Lord Viscount Ethan Snide".

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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SNIDE'S CAMERA BROKE WHEN HE TRIED TO FOTOGRAPH THUNDERLIPS! IT WAS TOO MUCH SEXINESS FOR ONE CAMERA TO HANDLE!

Sovereign Court 5/5

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My ability to record images of you did fine Thundernuts.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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NAME THUNDERLIPS!

THUNDERNUTS IS NAME OF EARTHBREAKER!

Sovereign Court 5/5

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I was merely speaking to the more intelligent of the two of you.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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Ethan Snide wrote:
I was merely speaking to the more intelligent of the two of you.

... crickets....

THUNDERLIPS! looks left then right.

WUT?

4/5 Venture-Agent, Minnesota—St. Louis Park aka BretI

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Congratulations Jack!

I would say more, but I fear that I failed my fort save vs. Thunderlip's sonic attack.

Dark Archive 5/5 ⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Minnesota—Minneapolis aka Silbeg

Thanks guys, it has been quite the ride. Guess I am getting a pass to the Island now. I'll make sure to bring a bottle or two of the good ol' Maple Bacon bourbon to keep us warm.

Seriously, I could have done it without all of you!

2/5

Nice one Jack. Was so pleased to be there for it! It was quite the effort to get there and you deserve it, mate.

Shadow Lodge 5/5 RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8 aka WalterGM

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UndeadMitch wrote:
WOO! CONGRATULATIONS JACK! AND DON'T LISTEN TO THUNDERLIPS, IF GENCON WAS ANY INDICATOR YOU ALSO EARNED YOUR FIFTH STAR IN DRINKERY AS WELL! [/cruise control]

Verified.


I've known Jack 25+ years and I can honestly say........Dang PG-13 forum....nevermind.
Congrats jack

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Congrats! Jack is easily one of my favorite GMs.

Dark Archive 5/5 ⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Minnesota—Minneapolis aka Silbeg

Andrew Christian wrote:
Congrats! Jack is easily one of my favorite GMs.

Thanks, Andy, and all of you. I hope you know how much this all means to me. In reality, what 150 gams have taught me is how much I still have to learn. How I need to own up to my own weaknesses as a GM, and how I can build on my strengths, and shore up those weaknesses. It is a continual process of growth, and if I am a decent GM, it is because I am truly standing on the shoulders of giants.

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Jack Brown wrote:
Andrew Christian wrote:
Congrats! Jack is easily one of my favorite GMs.
Thanks, Andy, and all of you. I hope you know how much this all means to me. In reality, what 150 gams have taught me is how much I still have to learn. How I need to own up to my own weaknesses as a GM, and how I can build on my strengths, and shore up those weaknesses. It is a continual process of growth, and if I am a decent GM, it is because I am truly standing on the shoulders of giants.

I think you could stand to lose a few pounds. Just sayin.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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jon dehning wrote:
Jack Brown wrote:
Andrew Christian wrote:
Congrats! Jack is easily one of my favorite GMs.
Thanks, Andy, and all of you. I hope you know how much this all means to me. In reality, what 150 gams have taught me is how much I still have to learn. How I need to own up to my own weaknesses as a GM, and how I can build on my strengths, and shore up those weaknesses. It is a continual process of growth, and if I am a decent GM, it is because I am truly standing on the shoulders of giants.
I think you could stand to lose a few pounds. Just sayin.

Not sure I'm a giant, but when you stand on my shoulders, high heels really aren't necessary, are they?

Liberty's Edge 4/5 Venture-Agent, Indiana—Hammond

Congratulations, Jack!

Dark Archive 5/5 ⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Minnesota—Minneapolis aka Silbeg

jon dehning wrote:
Jack Brown wrote:
Andrew Christian wrote:
Congrats! Jack is easily one of my favorite GMs.
Thanks, Andy, and all of you. I hope you know how much this all means to me. In reality, what 150 gams have taught me is how much I still have to learn. How I need to own up to my own weaknesses as a GM, and how I can build on my strengths, and shore up those weaknesses. It is a continual process of growth, and if I am a decent GM, it is because I am truly standing on the shoulders of giants.
I think you could stand to lose a few pounds. Just sayin.

Pretty sure you're responsible for at least a few of those, Mr. Manhatten.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

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HOW DO YOU THINK THUNDERLIPS! MAINTAINS HIS GIRLISH FIGURE?

MANHATTANS! THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS AND FIVE STARS EVERYWHERE! THUNDERLIPS! HAS HEARD OF SO CALLED MAN WITH FUNNY TITLE FROM SO CALLED LAND OF LINKED IN WHO DRINKS bubblegum schnapps.

THUNDERLIPS! WEEPS TEARS OF GIN.

The Exchange 5/5 ⦵⦵

I thinks I could learn to like this THUNDERLIPS! He has the right ideas, I think. Keep your figure youthful through alcohol consumption. What can go wrong with that? After all, round is a shape, is it not?

Silver Crusade 5/5 ⦵⦵

Oh, hush, you drunkard. Discipline is needed... And audits. Why does this Jack Brown not perform more audits? That is what would make a man great!

5/5 ⦵⦵

Just you All be quiet. If it wasn't for a Jack, I would have <redacted> many more times. I think he is my hero.

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵

This conversation is going no where. Civilization is not build on drunken revelries, it is built on hard work, and perserverence. Does Jack have this? Maybe. But you al, Ned to Le t hi get some sleep, so. That he can be ready for THUNDERLIPS! the next time he runs for him. Maybe with a special surprise... Much like he had for Denbora!

Venture-Captain, Iowa—Tri-Cities

Congrats Jack!

Dark Archive 5/5 ⦵⦵

That Jack Brown actually made five stars before I retired? Inconceivable. How did that happen? Why did no one tell me?

Of course, I already knew. I know everything worth knowing. Theoretically, this was worth knowing. But what's he ever done for me?

Scarab Sages 5/5 RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16

Congratulations on the fifth star!

3/5

Master of Spells Aram Zey wrote:
Just you All be quiet. If it wasn't for a Jack, I would have <redacted> many more times. I think he is my hero.

HEY WAIT!

Season 6/7 Specials Spoiler:
Aren't you dead? How are you talking?!?!?! The Aspis stole your soul!

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