Janderhoff? I wouldn't mind seeing a few of my western cousins. Getting the chance to crack a few Aspis heads in the process only adds to the pleasure.
Still, popping in and out of the world through that glorified carpet does give my dwarven bones a bit of a shiver. Seems to me that a nice, wide tunnel made with good old dwarven know-how would be a much safer bet.
Aren't tapestries flammable?
What happens is some clumsy half-orc comes bumbling along and knocks a candle into it?
What if a gnome explodes while standing next to the thing?
By Torag, what if a perfectly well-meaning dwarf just happens to spill a large quantity of ale on the thing? Not that I can imagine such a thing ever actually happening.
*quickly sidles out the door*