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373 posts. Alias of Freddy Honeycutt.


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Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"What tha!"

Erky fires an arrow worm missle...
Shortbow deadly aim 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 171d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Eat arrows!"

Erky fires an arrow at the floating worm man...
Shortbow deadly aim
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 131d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"I ave had enough o tha crap!"

Erky fires an arrow at the floating worm man...
Shortbow deadly aim 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
smoke arrow....


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Will save 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

Out three rounds...also presume 24 points of positive energy before this encounter...


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Now tah see what tha devil has got into tha Baron an tha mysterious figure hangin round in tha background."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Give it up yer master is goin down!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Give it up! You got no chance to beat us!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Initiative is always 10...so no help here...

Looks at Xane as she has a pose off with the female villian!

"Curves...."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"So let's go on in."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Some o this loot is good stuff."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Now we got her!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"I fergot cuz yah wuz gettin frisky in tha dark, an all tha blood flowed in tha wrong err direction."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky looks sheepish....

And closes a locket that has a heightened continual flame inside it...

"Fergot all bout it in all tha excitement."

"Get her!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Now where tha devil is tha bad girl!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

miss chance 1d100 ⇒ 84


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Was that you Respen?"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Miss chance 1d100 ⇒ 48

"Dang it hold still!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Outta tha way girl!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Miss chance 1d100 ⇒ 74


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"If I knew that I wouldn't be in this mess...ask Kheldor he ken still see!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Hey yah over-sexed amazon, put me down."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"What tha hellll?"

"I kent see my hand in front o mah face."

Erky holds his hook hammer and takes a fully defensive stance!


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Watching Respen's acrobatic maneuvers Erky calls out encouragement.

"Now we have it!"
As Respen misses...."Maybe not."

Deadly Aim
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Reminder my initiative is always 10!

"I was jus waitin fer yah to turn around, bright eyes!"

Deadly Aim
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky puts an arrow in his bow, likewise looking at the others for some signal......


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Shall we go in?"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky looks at Xane.....

"Now look here girly thas tha finest adamantium grappling arrow I could find an that rope is shadow spider silk an it will mor tha hold yer buxom figure!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Is anyone still injured?"

No problem with going across the line, to get to the other side...


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky fires the grappling arrow....which conntects solidly to the far window......

"Zip or slack-line walk?"

he asks as he piton's this end of the rope to the stonework....


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"I would be more worried bout tha landin!"

Erky steps up to the window and nocks a grappling arrow with rope....

"How bout we cross like something other than slingstones?"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Wow I hate those things."

Erky Channel's Energy
2d6 = 12


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky fires off an arrow at the beast

Deadly Aim
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

"Gurukk can I get a hand with this thing?"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky swings his hammer down on top of the head of the Barghest that Respen just thrashed. Putting the barghest down for the count.


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"It's behind you! Erky yells at Respen...

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer Time
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Help get it off me!"

Erky twists and dodges trying to pound the barghests head with his hammer....

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky groans loudly.....


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Fur don't always mean dogs! Yah crazed girl!"

Deadly Aim
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Getcher azz back here girl em ain't no dogs!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky tries to get a look into the room....


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Straight ahead?" asks the gnome tentatively....
Into area b?


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Not likely..."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky Shrugs and heads off to one of the doors.

"Tha caster o tha spells is sure tah be here still."


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Whoever cast tha spell is probably still here in tha temple...we should go find him err her."

Erky notes the two doors out of the main chamber.

"Any ideas?" he points back and forth between the two doors....


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky and the cleric attempt to close the gate

Erky Channel Energy
2d6 ⇒ (2, 5) = 7
Cleric Channel Energy
1d6 ⇒ 4

The positive energy and negative energy clash together!

Gate resistance Negative Energy
3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 1) = 10

The gate begins to collapse!

You are up!


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky and the cleric hustle over to near the gate getting into position to attempt to close it.


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Yall sure I got enough juice tah close down such a portal?"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"I got some small ability in tha, but not sure I got enough tah close tha ting down!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"So a halflin camp err a group o hippies singin in tha woods?"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Tha ain't no dog girl, thas a evil creature o tha abyss!"


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky takes a swipe at the remaining hound.

"Gurukk Why are fire hounds bad?"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

Erky takes a swipe at Xane's hound.

"Down! Drop it! Drop it!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"Down boy!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Male Gnome Fighter / Cleric

"bad bad dogs!"

Gnome Hook hammer
Hammer B
Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

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