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The Jade wrote:

Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.

That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.

I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...

In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.

No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.

You should always tip a cow at least 15%

Any treehuggers around? I need a hug.

E7 sighting! E7 sighting!

*runs to the klaxxon*

Where?! Where?!

/hides behind the nearest tree/ Uh, wait... that didn't work out so well.

In homage of daze past -

Nuttin' but mutton for Christmas
Stinky and Fatty are mad
I'm getting mutton for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my club on Froggy's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in Monkey's bed
Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some blood from Stinky's mug
I ate Moorluck’s brand new bug
Brushed my teeth with his brand new slug
Somebody snitched on me

Nuttin' but mutton for Christmas
Stinky and Fatty are mad
I'm getting mutton for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I scratched my back with the Green Man’s hair
Somebody snitched on me
Dressed up like the Badgah fair
Somebody snitched on me

With the Solne I stole a dance
Climbed a tree and without my pants
Made the stew without no ants
Somebody snitched on me

Nuttin' but mutton for Christmas
Stinky and Fatty are mad
I'm getting mutton for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
Cause if you're bad I'm warning you
You'll get mutton for Christmas!

In a reverse of everyone else's situation of late, I have a job offer that I'm not sure I can afford to take. The school I student taught at has an opening for a math teacher. My mentor (the department lead) e-mailed me to ask me to consider long-term substitute teaching until I finish my classes in October (at which point I could be picked up as a certified teacher). Problem is that homework has been hellish, keeping me tremendously busy. I'm not sure I could keep up with the homework AND adequately teach a class at the same time.

On the one hand, income. On the other hand, less free time than I'd have if I waited to apply for the same position after finishing school.

Hmm. Resulting in a poor job teaching and negatively impacting finishing your certification are two major strikes against it.

I hear that Facebook is offering free accounts and that it's a great way to stay connected to friends. ;)

On a general note, I hope all of you are weathering the ups and downs of this roller coaster we call life. As you experience the clatter and jerking motion of a car slowly going back uphill or pausing just for a moment remember that a rush of fun is waiting just after that next hill. And maybe some vomit. Or some urine. Just hope that it's not coming from the person seated in front of you. That can be bad. :)

Slaughtering the Gates of Shattergard tonite? That's some deep doodoo. Fawesome.

Good morning everyone.

I... Am not doing well. Things have taken a sudden turn for the worst in my personal life and I'm crashing at a friends right now. I may be posting intermittently for a while and may or may not go full lurking status. Pm me for grisly details if so moved/curious. I want to thank everyone for all the love, support, acceptance and patience you have shown my zaniness over the years. Post when I can.

Sorry that you've hit such a rough spot, and I hope that things get better for you quickly. You've been there for the rest of us thru our ups and downs and please know that we're here for you as you go thru this.

And the naming contest is open! See the original page link.

Video Clips from Banding

It's a girl!

It's a girl! Falcon, that is. :)

Just under 1kg in weight.

Reminder, tomorrow is the day that the DNR will be tagging the baby falcon on top of our building. Expect things to get going at 11am.

Next, on When Falcons Attack...

Reminder, tomorrow is the day that the DNR will be tagging the baby falcon on top of our building. Expect things to get going at 11am.

Good info on the rarity of peregrine falcons

linky

Good info on the rarity of peregrine falcons -

linky

Emperor7 wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

I heard he put out a project or two.

Is that people are calling it these days? Guess it sounds more professional than dropping the kids off at the pool.

Eat more fiber! You'll be able to put out projects on a regular basis.

BTW, tree bark disagrees with my intestinal track.

But it will scrape your pipes clean!

Have they disposed of the third egg or are they still trying to hatch it? (Can't vid from work)

They got rid of the egg and the dead chick. Just a goofy-looking eyas now, with big feet and big belly. :)

Nest is cleaned up. Sadness removed. Remaining chick is growing fast!

I heard he put out a project or two.

Is that people are calling it these days? Guess it sounds more professional than dropping the kids off at the pool.

Eat more fiber! You'll be able to put out projects on a regular basis.

Congratulations to your wife!

+1

Aren't you jealous that your wife about all those bachelors hitting on your wife? ;)

Hmmm, spider monkey... A real hybrid, not that little one that looks nothing like its name denotes.

Was that mom or dad that separated the dead chick?

Not sure. Thought it was mom, and that dad took over the brooding duties at about 7:30 but I could be wrong.

Third egg still not hatched?

No. It's still there, but doesn't look to be viable.

Yep, it was really cold last night.

If you want to break your heart rewind to 7:02 am. She pulls the chick out of the nest and tries to revive it, and snuggles it for about 4 minutes. Mom looks so small and broken hearted.

Sad Friday. We lost one of the falcon chicks last night. It was really cold. Guessing that's the cause.

Logging. Happy birthday, FAWTLies!

I told PMG in chat that his presence is requested. He was going to try and stop in tonight.

He needs to write a script of random posts and set it to run for about an hour.

To all the friends I have made here, to all the relationships that have formed, to all my fellow Fawtlies...

Happy Anniversary Guys.

Bonne Anniversaire!

Get off of my lawn!

I skipped over the 463 posts since my earlier blitz. Reminds me of the old days.

With video clips!

Falcon Cam!

Floating nekkid, are we?

Nuts!

Oh yeah, today is my 2nd son's birthday as well

What was I saying?

Here they are all lined up in a row

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Glorified tin can

I'm too sexy for this shirt

I'm too sexy for this body

Thanks for all the support guys. Feels kinda awful being stuck in this situation.

Hoping your prof helps you out!

INTJ, but with 3 modest categories. Only Theoretical at 50%

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 1704 pages on one topic is insanity!

And yes, the homage to the 1st FAWTL post evah is a great one!

Emperor7 wrote:

And that, my dear crazy friends, is a mini-blitz.

Just 4 rings ago FAWTL was beginning its quest to become the longest thread and had to compete with the Angry Jack Cult thread. The battle waged on for weeks. Many lives were lost. (Not really. We found most of the lost passed out in the cellar.)

The OTD has been reforged by our presence. We've gone from the crazy ones to the sane ones, with our respect for each other, our mantra of no politics, our avoidance of opinion battles, and our appreciation for imagination, fun, and BttH.

Here's to many more years of fun and friendship!

And completely missed my point..

The insane believe they're sane. :)