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Oops. I was out of town all day yesterday and forgot it was Friday.

What's happening, everyone?


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And hiking requires zero effort? I'm all about economy of motion but I'm not seein' it.


Ed Reppert wrote:

My plan for the foreseeable future is to nurse this cold until it goes away or kills me, whichever comes first.

It's making my teeth ache. The ones I no longer have.

Yeesh. Feel better soon, man!


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Godspeed, Erik.


Brilliant lol


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Oh my goodness. I followed his Kirthfinder project for a long time.


Hey all! What's shakin'? Not much happening here this weekend. The roommate is a roadie for my son's band and they're leaving tomorrow until Sunday evening. I'll probably do some catch up on the housework and deal with some black mold that's trying to get a foothold in my bathroom. Other than that I'll be tweaking the opening game of my new campaign to run as both the debut and my annual Halloween game for later in October.

How about y'all?


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Today, September 18, marks the 40th anniversary of the first AD&D game I ever played. I don't know why I remember this date more than many others, but I do LOL. Forty years ago I sat in on a game with an ex-player's character sheet and was told, "Just do what we tell you and you'll catch on." I ended up leading the party through a homebrew dungeon and becoming the first party to ever make it through to the end. I guess I did, indeed, "catch on".


The city I live in has a population of about 72K. Our DMV, the "Office of Driver Control", has always been really efficient and fast moving. I see the trope of the snail's pace DMVs and thank my lucky stars ours isn't like that.

But, moving on. What's going on this weekend? The game I was supposed to play in last week didn't go on, so I'm still sitting here, staring forlornly at dice. Tonight or tomorrow my ex is coming over for Chinese food and "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" as she's several episodes behind and the season finale was last night (I sure miss seasons that lasted 26 episodes instead of ten).

Anyway, that's the weekend here at Sweet Home Calabama!


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: SNiffer

*sniff-sniff-sniff-SNIFF?!*

Just add obsessively trying to lick every human being to death and you have my dog Archie.


I'll probably visit our local plasma place next week, myself.


Greetings, fellow droogs! What are the plans for this weekend? I'm playing in a friend's brand new all-Goblin campaign Saturday afternoon. I'm a week behind on the start of the adventure, but they're just gonna love Buck the Gardener!


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Ouroboozes

You can blame Mike for that one. Name of his (otherwise unrelated) monster inspired me.

I think this was me in college...


......Aaaaaaaand the game has to be postponed due to other peoples' illnesses this time, unplanned family events, no one available to drive my player from south of Memphis, Tennessee here (he's had like 5 strokes since 2013), and one guy who is in Africa for his job got his trip extended by three weeks unexpectedly.

I am gonna make those snacks lament so hard when we get this thing going!


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What are everyone's plans this weekend? Saturday I put the helmet back on and begin DMing again after two and a half years. I figure I have 10-15 years left on this planet and I want to spend it doing what I love with people I can at least put up with! The debut adventure of the "The Bones of the World" campaign kicks off Saturday! Wish me luck!


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Not a lot going on this weekend here. My kid's band is playing in town and I might go see them, but the venue allows smoking and I really don't like being around that much smoke for three hours. I'll probably doing some household stuff and finishing up the inaugural adventure for the new campaign next Saturday.


Look, we're all adults here, right? How about some GALrogs, eh? Amirite?

Hey, kids. I'm on the slow today because of a bunch of medical nonsense where I lost my prescription pain med of over a decade. You know, cut loose without a refill so "Withdrawals? Who cares? We're medical specialists and we're bleeding this town's chronic pain sufferers dry. We're so bloody rich!"

Ahem. Anyway, since I don't have to worry about failing a drug test, now, I'm trying grass candy to see if it helps. It's eased my pain a lot, thank goodness, but aside from feeling light headed the only non-analgesic symptoms have been cravings for pastries and Christmas candy. And blueberry muffin batter.

Tomorrow night some friends and I bought the PPV of the worst, most Jerry Springer and Maury Povich thing you could see, Appalachian rednecks beating the crap outta each other in the ring. It's called Red Neck Brawl TV, and it's as horrible as you might imagine. So we're gonna drink Paul's very expensive booze from the distilleries of Ol' Kintuckeh, eat Ro-Tel Velveeta "cheese" dip and chips along with a LOT of mozzarella sticks (they were ON SALE! Geeze, wouldja...just...ahem)...

S'anyway, everybody have fun this weekend. Everybody wang chung this weekend.


Oh, man. This is fantastic!!


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Andostre wrote:
Classic CoC this time, instead of Delta Green.

I have some friends who play Delta Green, but gimme that old time Lovecraftian religion at any time. I love classic CoC.


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In the ongoing saga of "What Ailment Does Cal Have This Week?" I have H1N1 influenza, also called Flu A or swine flu. It's not been a terrible bad case but enough to just knock me out of being at all useful to the world for a week or so. I think the worst of it's behind me but I still have some stubborn chest congestion and a mild sinus infection. I figure at my current rate I will have had nearly all diseases known by science by the end of the year.

In better news, my new campaign is on track for its debut game on August 31st. I have some small details to hammer out and then building them into a coherent adventure. But I haven't been excited about GMing in a long time and I have high hopes for the game and for myself.

What's everyone else got going on? Oh, and I echo Andostre's sentiment about Orthos finding a gaming group! That's great news!


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Howdy!

No game for me this weekend, but work on my upcoming campaign continues. A friend invited me to play in his new campaign (he'll be playing in mine) and their first game is the 16th but I have plans for that night already with my brother and a friend from college. But my tentative launch date is August 30th, so we'll see how it goes!

What about all youse other scallawags? Big plans this weekend?

OH! I almost forgot. Yesterday I got spend some time with one of my dearest friends over Guinness and pizza. We hadn't seen one another since 1983. Nothing like good times with a good friend to fortify one's soul.


Howdy!

No game for me this weekend, but work on my upcoming campaign continues. A friend invited me to play in his new campaign (he'll be playing in mine) and their first game is the 16th but I have plans for that night already with my brother and a friend from college. But my tentative launch date is August 30th, so we'll see how it goes!

What about all youse other scallawags?


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The blackberries here have already peaked and only the bushes remain. Growing up on a farm as a kid, we had a hilltop pasture that had nearly an acre of wild blackberries. We'd have an all day sort of berry picking and then my mom would can homemade blackberry jam.

...*sniff*... No, I'm not homesick or nuthin'...


Drejk wrote:
Fantasy Monster: Susinal Agathion, devourer of unclean things.

Excellent!


Drejk wrote:
I haven't complained yet here – Facebook blocked my account because its bots are morons, so no blogpost links there.

Bastards.


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quibblemuch wrote:
I'm not gaming any more (long story)

Oh no! I hate to hear it!


It's Friday, my droogs! What's going on?

No games for me this weekend, but I've set a date for my return to the GM screen of August 30th. That'll still give me some time to put the bits and pieces of the adventure together without feeling pressure.

So what's everyone doing this fine, blistering hot weekend?


quibblemuch wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
The fact that there are bald-faced hornets means that, logically, heavily bearded hornets must also exist.

Yes... they call them...

...

hairnets.

I'll show myself out.

I needed that. LOL

Bald-faced hornets used to be really common around here. As a kid I remember seeing nests all over the woods where I grew up.

Sorry I wasn't here to get the weekend party started yesterday. Wednesday required a trip to the ER. I finally feel strong enough to get out of bed and do a few things around the house today.


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*de-beverages


Well, as is the pattern for most of my friend's games, it was a combat from beginning of the session to the end. 8 hours of combat, probably a dozen rounds all told. This is what happens when almost NONE of the spellcasters bother to plan the next round after the current one ends and do not know what their spells do when it's their turn. There were five spellcasters in the party and only one of them was prepared each round. The GM's girlfriend basically plays because it's a thing they can do together and she has to have everything explained every round. Everything. Every round.

All that aside, there were some pretty fun moments. We ended up fighting who we thought was the BBEG, former Indiana Jones' foe Mola Ram. My character, being a good aligned character who is not a Paladin but always admired them, charged him and after surviving the heart extraction attempt stole The Hand of Kali from Ram. While the rest of the players then took turns doing their best to bring him down, HIS boss, the little kid prince from "Temple of Doom" morphed into a Rakshasha. My character dashed toward him and, using the Hand of Kali, NEARLY tore out his heart but he made his save by 1 point. Then my character got his butt handed to him in a to-go box by being dropped from 72 HP to -5 in one round. The next round he was healed up enough to get back in the fight but was then overcome by a mental attack causing him to experience his worst nightmares, collapsing to the ground screaming it terror, where he stayed the rest of the fight. That left ONE full-time combatant, the Ranger.

But, eventually the heroes prevailed and we found the object of our quest and got the hell out of the Rakshasha's Playboy Mansion of Doom. And thus endeth Season One of "The Quest for The Black Unicorn".


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The leader of the rock band my son plays in has the last name deFrance (it's also the name of the band). I keep a list of their tour dates on my PC entitled "Tour deFrance". I kill me.

We're gaming tomorrow, the season finale of my friend's PF game. Then he'll probably take a break and I'll run the first game of my new campaign in August. I've got everything pretty much ready to go except for the writing and scribbling part.

What's everyone else doing?


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Limeylongears wrote:
Well, I'm borrowing a trawler and heading over to Boston harbour to try and get all that tea back out.

I saw Whitesnake in concert on Saturday, July 4th, 1987. They were opening for Mötley Crüe, so it was an insanely great party atmosphere with a packed auditorium. David Coverdale strode onstage and grabbed the mic, and in that unmistakable voice shouted, "Happy Birthday, you traitorous bastards!" Cue crazy happy concert mayhem.


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Grand Bookworm

Its a big bookworm, made of books...

Next, a tape worm made of...heh...


Azothath wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
It's finally under construction!!

(I'll bite)

does it involve epoxy, wood glue, animal glue, caulking, paper clips, scotch tape, slime, or silly putty?

...maybe...


What are we Yanks doing this holiday weekend? I....will be doing nothing and loving it, though I'm getting closer to the debut of my new campaign and I will most likely keep tinkering with its finishing touches.

How about everyone else? Big plans? Big games? Fireworks and random finger removal?

Happy Independence Day and all that patriotic stuff!


It's finally under construction!!


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Oh, this is great! Thank you!


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Me and this guy would not get along LOL


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Hedge Dog

If spiky, why friend shaped?!

This is fantastic!


We're making another stab at gaming on Saturday, so cross your fingers! I'll be joining via Zoom again as I don't have a ride to the game and I can't drive in "the big city" of Little Rock without panicking anymore. Plus my car needs some automotive love and I'm trying to not kill it by driving it in this heat. I've been a bit under the weather some this week, fighting dizziness and headaches. Most of the time my head has felt like there's a very angry monkey trying to open a very stubborn coconut with it.

What are youse guys doin'?


Sounds like a great weekend! I was totally off my game yesterday, so thanks to Andostre for keeping the fire burning!

We were supposed to play today but one of the group (and the host) was in Africa for work and was going to have to play over Zoom but the test run showed the connection sucked. Plus he was 8 hours ahead of us. So, next week, then!


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It was fantastic. My son's band was really well received given that the average age of an audience member was probably 65 and every man there had a long grey ponytail and could play guitar (except me, on both counts). Pat Travers is 71 or so and didn't have a lot of energy when he addressed the audience but could still belt out a tune and play guitar as though it were a natural extension of his hands. He was funny and had a really good rapport with the audience, too. My son said he was one of the friendliest, most welcoming of the rock legends he'd ever met. Travers said he hoped to do more shows with them in the future.


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Well, it's humid, it stormed all night, and is likely to the rest of the day. I have a three hour car trip ahead of me, too. Still. Gonna go rock and roll! Born to me mild! Party hardly!


We've had rain and storms here nearly all week. It might actually NOT rain tomorrow!


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Happy Friday the 13th! Roll those lucky dice!

Nothing happening today but making a three hour road trip to see my son's band open for the legendary Pat Travers Band, sort of a Father's Day thing.

What's everyone else up to?


Here comes the rain again. Evidently my little part of the state is now rainfall central. It's rained some nearly every day for over a week. My dog is over it lol.

What's everyone doing this weekend?


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Andostre wrote:

I love that you're using this as an opportunity to get in touch with family, Orthos! Especially family that doesn't get much opportunity for that, it sounds like.

*********

I owe all of you an apology. When I mentioned above about all of the end of school year stuff going on, I forgot to mention that my in-laws were coming into town, and more importantly, I forgot to complain about it. And just now they've left, and I can finally relax again, but it's too late to complain about it. I'm sorry that I wasn't able to give you guys that.

It's also never too late to complain!


Excellent!!


Waterhammer wrote:
The smart money always walks sedately away from the popo. Running attracts way too much attention. Also helps to be gone before you hear sirens. Ahem. So I’m told.

You are correct on all counts. Ahem.