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Deep 6 FaWtL
Liberty's Edge
taig wrote:

25,000 is roughly 158.11388300841896659994467722164 squared.

[duck]The square root of 10 times 50?[/duck]

Deep 6 FaWtL
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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Nekkid ducking puns for TotP.

Quack?

[duck]Save it for the pecking thread![/duck]
Peck Peck Peck
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<Quacks.>
>>Ask Merisiel Sillvari ALL your questions here<<
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Quack!

[duck]What is a skorfling?

What is the difference between "silly" and "funny?"

What causes White Nose Syndrome?[/duck]

Spoiler:
<Ducks.>

Actually, on second thought:

<Flies out of range very fast.>
>>Ask *James Jacobs* ALL your Questions Here!<<
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[duck]Is it true that you can't stop reading the "Peck Peck Peck" thread?[/duck]

Quack!
Peck Peck Peck
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Zombie Pirate wrote:
YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! wrote:
Duck! wrote:

Quack!

[duck]Sowing dissension is counter-productive. Please return to your original time.[/duck]

YAAR, what if I wish to give up me Piratin' ways and become a carpenter? Would I then be allowed to produce counters?
*eats brain*

<Sits on zombie pirate's head.>

Peck Peck Peck
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<Dabbles, eating pondweed.>
Peck Peck Peck
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YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! wrote:
YAAR, I be pretty sure DUCK! was fiddlin' with yer tea earlier.

Quack!

[duck]Sowing dissension is counter-productive. Please return to your original time.[/duck]
Peck Peck Peck
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[duck]Quack![/duck]

Quack!
Peck Peck Peck
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Quack!

[duck]Greetings![/duck]
Shrine of the Gods of FAWTL
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Zombie Guy wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store.
BRAINS!

[duck]Oh dear, he's trying to be suave.[/duck]

Katana?
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Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Japan, where is that? Is that west of here?
<------------- That way.
In outer space???
To the left of you is outer space?

So are you saying that this explains the Democrats?

~Ducks~

[duck]Where?[/duck]

Deep 6 FaWtL
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Puddle wrote:
flash_ixxc wrote:
Cholesterol Dire Badger wrote:
Bagged 'er wrote:
Munchkin A wrote:
'Ethergaunt wrote:
I am king!
No you're not!
So, do ethergaunts have genders?
Where's taig?
Taig totp?
Hu iss tage?

[Duck]Yeah, we're done here.[/Duck]

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Quack!
[slaadi]

Spoiler:
There's no place like home...
[/slaadi]
Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Quack!
[slaad]

Spoiler:
Hello!
[/slaad]
Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Moorluck wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic.
"I killed (the chicken)."

Why did the goblin cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side.

*rimshot* ;)

[slaad]

Spoiler:
I don't think racist (or vitist, or dominist, or kingdomist, or subkingdomist, or branchist, or phylist, or subphylumist, or infraphylumist, or superclassist, or classist, or orderist, or familist, or genist, or specist) jokes are funny.
[/slaad]
Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Moorluck wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic.
"I killed (the chicken)."

Why did the goblin cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side.

*rimshot* ;)

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Hey, what do you have against birds?
[/slaad]
The Slaad Thread
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Ranch Dretching wrote:

<Drops from 1000 feet above>

Thanks, Kobold Cleaver! <plop>

I'm good--at stabbing things.

(Edit: Hmm, even aliases have the shiny box around them. Neat!)

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Yes, very nice.
[/slaad]
Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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[slaad]

Spoiler:
the
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Duck! wrote:
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]

No, clearly this is a story arc in which it would be unfair to intervene in a way that would end it too easily.

*Stares at Ambrosia Slaad*
Changing targets...have fun in the Maelstrom!
*Fires*

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Curse you, stupid kobold!
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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[slaad]

Spoiler:
Yay! Can you plane shift us back to the Slaad thread?
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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[slaad]

Spoiler:
Aw, crap. Now we're going to have to go back in time... thanks a lot, Low-fat.
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Quack!
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Will be on again tomorrow.
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Quack!
[slaad]

Spoiler:
Ok guys, I'm casting locate object now... ah, this guy has hundreds of shoes! Right in that closet. Poppyseed, I guess you'll have to bargain with him for a pair of slippers.
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Squack!
seizes cleaver from the ethergaunt, cuts off leg, then drops it in the chest cavity of the man
[slaad]

Spoiler:
Ok, so now how can we get home?
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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[slaad]

Spoiler:
I just want to go home. Is there a way you can send us home? I'd sacrifice my left leg if you'd help us.
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer wrote:
......Quack???

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Begone, pretender!
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Ranch Dretching wrote:
Puddle wrote:
Ranch Dretching wrote:
Puddle wrote:
Ranch Dretching wrote:
Puddle wrote:

What kinda idiots would have a one-way portal onto the ethereal plane in their doorway?

Oh... wait... they are poodles.

Yay! Something to poke with my fork.

<Chases after Puddle>

Orf! Hime ham rite hear!

Neat! You disappeared and reappeared!

<Pokes at Puddle>

Owl! Taht hert! Hime ham gooing too goo hoom new.

Can you take us with you?

<Bats eyelashes>

Pwease?

[slaad]

Spoiler:
If only we had a slaad...
[/slaad]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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[thinking]Hmm... looks like the ethereal plane; so misty. Why can't we just get back to the Slaad thread?[/thinking]
The meandering journey of the duck and the three dretchings... (mostly the duck)
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Quack!
Duck! can only speak Slaad, so if you don't know Slaad then you've lucked out.
[slaad]

Spoiler:
That idiot Ranch spooked me into this demiplane when he was trying to eat me... I just wanna go home!
[/slaad]
Raise of the Poodle Lords
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Quack!
[slaad]

Spoiler:
What the hell are they doing? I don't know where the &*^@ to go any more than them.
[/slaad]

Piddle wrote:
Duck! wrote:
Squawk!

Squawk? Squawk?!?!

What kind of duck is this? I thought they quacked?

<piddles on the squawking duck>

[slaad]

Spoiler:
Hey, I'm 3 feet above the tallest poodle (who is Dargentum). You cant piddle on me!

And we can squawk just as well as any other bird when we're scared.
[/slaad]
Raise of the Poodle Lords
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Quack!
Raise of the Poodle Lords
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Ranch Dretching wrote:

<Chases after Duck!>

You'll go good with Ranch Dretching!

Squawk!

Raise of the Poodle Lords
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[Slaad]

Spoiler:
Here, poodles poodles poodles!
[/slaad]
Raise of the Poodle Lords
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flies through thread, 3 feet above the head of the largest poodle