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I'm so sad to hear this. Jack was such a great guy. I met him and a bunch of the SkalCon crew at PaizoCon one year when I ran a table for swat. Truly a table I'll never forget.

I had the pleasure of running a table for Jack three times and playing at the same table as him three times as well. Wish it could have been more.

”Hey! Ri’chard! Didn’t I see yer ma peddlin down in the Puddles?”

I F&#%ING CALLED IT! DEATH AND HIS HORSE!

And I’m back.

Sarenrae castigates me and casts Finger of Death. I’m dead.

“When I’m stripping it’s not ineffectual.”

Bollywood

“There’s nothing worse than a limp Willy.”

Nocticula just asked if we wanted to party.

I don’t feel quite right.

Dick Shaft just got sat on by some rancid something or other

There is a thick jungle bush to explore

Time to send in The Best.

SWAT starts Gallowspire prep tomorrow by taking out the trash from a few levels of the emerald spire or some shit.

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Pinstripedbarbarian wrote:

I wish I could make it out there. Maybe next year! It's been too long since I've seen Swat in action. Hope you guys can make it out to PaizoCon next year!

SkålCon!!!

Gallowspire is set as the swan song for SWAT. There will be no more after as we are set to retire the next week.

Truly the end of an era.

I'll never forget that run of Alabastrine, where y'all came up to me after and were explaining "THURSTY! They tried to bribe the cops!!!"

While that one was pretty good, I was reminded of possibly my most epic and favorite SWAT story this past PaizoCon.

Me: sniff.... sniff...
Slanky: DON'T SAY A F&%~ING WORD!

I hear there are a lot of dirtbags needing to go downtown. Good thing Valsin is sending the best.

Almost time to get the band back together.

We're on a mission from Valsin.

Yeah, I figured that S.W.A.T. wants to do that one.

I just don't want that to be the endnote for PF1 for all of OrgPlay.

Hmm

"Oh, you damn straight SWAT is gonna be there for that one."

I'm assuming this is the infamous S.W.A.T. group that I've heard about? Wish I could GM for you guys, as I've heard nothing but good things, but this year I've slotted myself as follows: 3 slots for sleep, 3 slots to play, 3 slots to GM, and 3 slots to HQ. I'm debating whether to sleep during the banquet, or what else I might do. It will be a very full con for me.

Nope. SWAT will not be making an appearance this year.

jon dehning wrote:

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

This’ll be your first star, Ladile? For some reason, I thought you had two already! You’ve been such a wonderful GM so far!

I want to throw confetti and celebrate this milestone, because I’ve loved watching your tables!

Hmm

Hilary proves that, yes, you can critically fail a skill check.

"WHY YOU GOTTA POST LIKE THAT? DID TALLOW GET YOUR PASSWORD?"

Ulfen and chicken shake all their heads.

"Tallow? Like, someone intentionally goes by the name for rendered fat? whew I suppose there could be worse handles."

Grandmaster TOZ wrote:

Now to determine a suitable case...

That's the hard part.

Pfft.

We can make any scenario have a two hour intro.

"Boy, were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?"

Kane Elish wrote:

"Such is the POWER OF THE EFREETI!"

Ah Cayan Con-firm thayat thiyis mayan iyis A power-ful mayan! Hey Surv-vived a 28d6 disint-igrayat Criyit!

"Is that Taldan?"

Meanwhile down at the Boar 'n Oysters...

"What do you mean we've been evicted? I will let you know this will not stand. I am in good with the Barbers and you will hear from my representative. What? Why, yes, I am a member of Absalom's finest, why do you ask?"

"That's just how business is done around here that's why! Uh huh, look here pal; I know you got a job to do and all but this is beyond the pale."

Not what yer mom said.

I am not going to that snooty French place while on stakeout. You can have Tim Horton's like everybody else.

Snooty French Tim Horton? That who gave yer Ma her last cream filled?

Dicky Serpico wrote:

Silbeg wrote:

Kyrand wrote:

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Remember that one table way off in the corner last year? Yeah, that was SWAT. two different groups asked us to quiet down within 5 minutes of starting.

May Asmodeus have mercy on yer soul.

This is my first PaizoCon actually, but I've heard... stories.

They were all good, right? I mean... right?

FYI - Mimosa's at the table!

Hey! What happened to old fashioned coffee and donuts?

Well down here it's beer and beignets

That is also acceptable.

Kyrand wrote:

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Remember that one table way off in the corner last year? Yeah, that was SWAT. two different groups asked us to quiet down within 5 minutes of starting.

May Asmodeus have mercy on yer soul.

This is my first PaizoCon actually, but I've heard... stories.

They were all good, right? I mean... right?

FYI - Mimosa's at the table!

Hey! What happened to old fashioned coffee and donuts?

What poor sucker, I mean what fantastic GM wants SWAT?

Dicky heaves a keg onto the bar, sitting it down in front of the dwarves. Four plates appear before Dickey slides down four steaming orders of Oysters Serpico.

"Here you go, boys. Dig in. Big Ern, this here is your keg so you boys fill up as often as you need,"

"What's with all the dwarves? Did the Ugly Farm give their workers the day off?"

Dickey looks at Gunari.

"Fell of the back of a wagon, eh?"

"With dwarves I guess you have a hard time deciphering whether I'm insulting your ass or your face. Most of the time I can't tell the difference. And from what I understand neither can yer womenfolk."

"Hey, I was talking about yer white throne!"

"Great, more drunks."

"Hey that stuff don't fall off the back of just any wagon! Anya, you old ice queen. Still frosty down there?"

I thought there was gonna be a Commish entrant? I am more than a little disappointed in Rikki Gunderson right now.

Tineke Bolleman wrote:

I've had to cut character intos short as the players were roleplaying so much with eachother that it was eating in scenario time.

If you haven't hit 65 minutes into the session before intros are done...

You haven't GMed for SWAT!

65? I thought it was longer than that.

"Hey, Dix! Blue here will want her customary Aviation. Right, Blue?"

"Hey, how's it going there blue? Still reading people's minds?"

"A little bit."

"Sorry, I was totes engrossed reading this book about the secret history of some small logging consortium town, and how it was a weird locus for Dominion of the Black abductions, weird spirit possessions, and other assorted oddities. Any one need a beverage?"

"Mel, one order of oysters coming right up! And let's talk about that mezzanine. I got some of that sweet Abadaran insurance money finally. I swear, those guys are like Chelaxians when it comes to paying off a contract. Nit pick this;nit pick that, Oof. It's almost like they don't run an honest business over there."

Dicky Serpico wrote:

More Dick?

Never enough....

Nods

More Dick?

Jolene just gave us her top three songs about butts:

1) Baby Got Back
2) Baby Got Back
3) Baby Got Back

Mostly?

Union break

Something burning in the oven?

A woman who knows how to use the whip? Well alright.

Jolene broke

Mel! Good to see you again buddy!