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That hits me. I'm at 58/165 (106/213)

Spending a round for raging brutality
Kelmarchen (Rage, AS, PA, Buffed): 1d20 + 44 ⇒ (3) + 44 = 472d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (2, 4) + 31 + 7 = 442d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 21d20 + 39 ⇒ (7) + 39 = 462d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (2, 2) + 31 + 7 = 422d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 51d20 + 34 ⇒ (7) + 34 = 412d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (6, 1) + 31 + 7 = 452d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 91d20 + 29 ⇒ (19) + 29 = 482d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (1, 1) + 31 + 7 = 402d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 61d20 + 44 ⇒ (11) + 44 = 552d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (6, 1) + 31 + 7 = 452d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7

47 for 44 and 2 holy
46 for 42 and 5 holy
41 for 45 and 9 holy
48 for 40 and 6 holy (poss crit)
55 for 45 and 7 holy

Confirm crit
1d20 + 29 ⇒ (19) + 29 = 482d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (5, 5) + 31 + 7 = 48 Can't remember if holy gets multiplied on a crit in Mathfinder and I already had to look up too much to write this post. 2d6 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5, just in case.

Hit the one to my right first and then switch if it goes down.

Taking wounds from the wormblades doesn't seem to slow Cuetzpalli. Still blazing with multiple magical enhancements, he continues to whip Kelmarchen around in a series of dazzling attacks, cleaving the undead with divine fury.

Those both hit me, HP updated.

Cuetzpalli, blazing like an angelic kaleidoscope continues to whip Kelmarchen around into the undead surrounding him.

Targeting 1 first, then 2, then 3
Think I got all the buffs right... >_<
Spending 1 round of rage for raging brutality

Kelmarchen (Rage, AS, PA, Buffed): 1d20 + 44 ⇒ (1) + 44 = 452d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (1, 6) + 31 + 7 = 452d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 31d20 + 39 ⇒ (20) + 39 = 592d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (3, 1) + 31 + 7 = 422d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 71d20 + 34 ⇒ (7) + 34 = 412d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (2, 6) + 31 + 7 = 462d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 81d20 + 29 ⇒ (16) + 29 = 452d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (5, 4) + 31 + 7 = 472d6 ⇒ (1, 5) = 61d20 + 44 ⇒ (8) + 44 = 522d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (2, 3) + 31 + 7 = 432d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

[ooc]45 for 38 base and 3 holy (Nat 1!)
59 for 42 base and 7 holy (Possible crit)
41 for 46 base and 8 holy
45 for 47 base and 6 holy
52 for 43 base and 6 holy

Confirm crit?: 1d20 + 39 ⇒ (9) + 39 = 482d6 + 31 + 7 ⇒ (2, 3) + 31 + 7 = 432d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11

Will save: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24 I have additional bonuses from buffs, but that's not a nat 1

Definitely, posting now. Was just skimming posts since I wasn't up yet and missed it, my bad.

Oh, gosh, sorry, Cuetzpalli, you only get a standard action or move action since it's a surprise round. For now, I'm transitioning your attack into a charge (and imposing the -2 to your AC from that), but let me know if that's not what you would have done.

Cuetzpalli rushes forth and hacks into the lead Pale Sword, nearly cutting it in two with a single brutal swing.

Round 0: Pale Swords

Reeling from Cuetzpalli's strike, the Sword of Kyuss and its kin make a furious counterassault, moving to surround him.

[dice=Wormblade @Cuetzpalli (PA)]1d20+18-4 [dice=Damage (PA)]2d6+15+17
[dice=Wormblade @Cuetzpalli (PA)]1d20+18-4 [dice=Damage (PA)]2d6+15+17
[dice=Wormblade @Cuetzpalli (PA)]1d20+18-4 [dice=Damage (PA)]2d6+15+17
[dice=Wormblade @Cuetzpalli (PA)]1d20+18-4 [dice=Damage (PA)]2d6+15+17

[dice=Crit?]1d20+13-4 [dice=Damage (PA)]2d6+15+17

If a 23 hits, that's a total of 37+38+44+(42+40) = 201 damage.

If a 23 misses but a 28 hits, that's a total of 42+38+37 = 117 damage.

Otherwise, that's a 30 to-hit for 37 damage and a 33 to-hit for 42 damage.

Round 0: Blue Silk Knights

The silk-clad Swords of Kyuss, appearing to notice that the blast did nothing, glance at their leader questioningly. One hisses something questioning to the wormcaller in an archaic-sounding tongue; the wormcaller declares its response in airy, feminine tones.

** spoiler omitted **

The Swords nod and strike readied poses.

** spoiler omitted **...

Oops! My bad.

I corrected my status line to: AC 28, touch 13, flat-footed 25 (+11 armor, +1 Dex, +1 natural, +2 deflection, +3 shield). ChatGPT reminded me of various things not stacking/stacking, replacing, whatever.

I actually have two higher than that, since the +4 deflection from holy aura replaces the +2 ring, and +1 from shield spell over my shield. So that would be 31, +2 luck from Recitation, 33, haste 34.

But I am also bloodraging, so minus 2.

So final AC is 32?

So I take 42 damage, and should be at 155/165 (203/213) after my THP is gone.

I am death warded

Well, seems like this group's for me, Cuetzpalli thinks as he springs into action.

Move: move 40' towards the white dudes
Swift: Enter bloodrage
Standard: Attack
Kelmarchen (AS, PA): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 30 + 2 + 3 = 542d6 + 37 ⇒ (5, 4) + 37 = 462d6 ⇒ (4, 5) = 9
Confirm crit: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (5) + 30 = 35

So with all the buffs, that's 58 to hit (poss crit) for 46 and 9 holy, then 44 to confirm.

Crit damage: 2d6 + 37 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (6, 2) + 37 + 2 + 3 = 50

The bloodrager is a blaze of pure magical enhancement as the multiple layers of magic surging around him turn his blow into an explosive laser-light show of carnage.

Thanks!

Can't find this spell on d20pfsrd... What does this do exactly?

"Recitation on Everyone - 1 encounter (Cuetzpalli and Tanith get +3 from this)"

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Greater false life: 3d10 + 15 ⇒ (6, 7, 5) + 15 = 33

Casting shield and GFL

Assuming we haven't rested since I used my 4th level slot, honestly can't remember at this pacing.

So, good hope, shield and owl's are still running if I'm reading discussing correctly?

In that case, I would just cast a mirror image on myself

Cuetzpalli is awed at the sight of so much battle.

"Bruh..."

His exclamation seems almost involuntary. His jaw hangs a slack. His hand flies subconsciously to the hilt of Kelmarchen as the war-song rises within him.

Cuetzpalli shrugs and kneels to lap momentarily from the fountain like a dog.

Cuetzpalli pats the inevitable on the shoulder, trying to comfort him. He offers Clunk an encouraging smile while Eben talks.

Cuetzpalli blinks in confused silence, not really believing what he just saw. "Damn. What now?"

I'll delay until her spell goes off

Hey, I completely understand. I also have ADHD. I have two more kids than when we started this b!#+@. I was in an apartment back then, now I'm managing a farm property and trying to start businesses at the same time. This is one of only two games I still play on the forums, and they are the only PF1 games I'm in. I have to look up rules basically every time I post because I DM and play 5e, and so I forget or get them mixed up.

The fact that this lasted 10 years is a miracle, and we should be proud.

I am easy. I have no expectations, and am happy we did all that we have. Whatever is easiest for you to finish out, KC, I'm good with. Thanks for running so far :)

Astraden's channel healed me most of the way looks like.

Move 25'
Kelmarchen (AS, PA, rage brut., reck. aban., GH): 1d20 + 34 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 34 + 2 = 392d6 + 43 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1) + 43 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6 (-4 AC, -3 rounds rage)

With their foes constantly moving, Cuetzpalli is struggling to keep up. He flies after the dragon, taking one reckless swing at the black thing.

Round 2: Viruinne

Viruinne springs into the air once again, flying to the far side of the hill and landing. It takes a deep breath, then releases it as a powerful blast of acid.

Movement provokes AoOs from anyone who was adjacent to the dragon or is airborne in his path--I think just Farrukh and the shadow demon?

Assuming no AoOs stop him...

The bralani acts in a blur, conjuring up a wall of wind. The acid and wind collide in a horrible storm, but a great wyrm's power is not so easily put aside.

Everyone except Clunk (and maybe the Bralani?), gimme some Reflex saves. The damage dice are reduced by the bralani's caster level.

** spoiler omitted **

Wind wall and bralani placed.

Round 2: Carina, Eben, Clunk and Tanith are up!

Sorry, I'm just noticing this. Been extremely busy lately.

Reflex save action point: 1d20 + 13 + 4 + 2 + 3d6 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 4 + 2 + (6, 5, 1) = 41

S!&&, this thing's fast!

Cuetzpalli flaps his wings as hard as he can, propelling himself across the battlefield, positioning himself between the enemies and Astraden.

Double move
Current AC is 31, with shield running.

I assume you're attacking the Night Twist? Also, Cuetzpalli, I'm gonna ask for you to make the call--I don't get the sense anyone necessarily knows what to do here.

Alright, Eben's argument ooc is convincing.

AOO on dragon (AS, PA, good hope): 1d20 + 30 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 30 + 2 = 422d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (2, 4) + 37 + 2 = 452d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 7 42 to hit for 45 damage and 7 holy

Are we killing the dragon, or just the twist? Not sure if I want to take my AOO...

Entering bloodrage.

Cuetzpalli sprouts his wings, and flies directly at the thing leeching off the dragon, swinging his radiant sword at it like a baseball bat.

Move 60', ending above and within 5' of the night twist. Then take one attack.

Kelmarchen (AS, PA, good hope, ): 1d20 + 30 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 30 + 2 = 432d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 37 + 2 = 462d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10 43 for 46 and 10 holy. Overcomes any Hardness and evil creature DR. If it's an evil outsider another 1d6 ⇒ 1 from Angelic Attacks.

Cuetzpalli just gapes like a child at the county fair, never having expected to come across such a thing. He is overawed by the creature despite himself and its horrible predicament.

My bad, thanks. Add two for a 29.

Will (GH): 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 + 2 = 27

Cuetzpalli shakes off his rage like a dog losing mud.

"Nasty buggers," he remarks, booting the ankou corpse lightly.

Blew a hose on tractor, so I had time to look up how criticals work. Here's the extra damage if 48 confirms:

2d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (5, 1) + 37 + 2 = 452d6 ⇒ (3, 5) = 8

Cuetzpalli turns his angelic wrath on the ankou next to him, Kelmarchen blurring into several attacks against it.

Attacking orange
Kelmarchen (AS, PA, Good Hope, BoF): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 522d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 37 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 71d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 442d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (2, 4) + 37 + 2 = 452d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 71d20 + 21 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 21 + 2 + 2 = 312d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 37 + 2 = 432d6 ⇒ (2, 4) = 61d20 + 16 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 2 + 2 = 242d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (6, 3) + 37 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 81d20 + 11 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 2 + 2 = 182d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4) + 37 + 2 = 462d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11

Crit confirm on Attack 1: 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 48

52 (poss crit) for 48 and 7 holy, 48 to confirm.
44 for 45 and 7 holy
31 for 43 and 6 holy
24 for 48 and 8 holy
18 for 46 and 11 holy

Literally forget how crits work in PFRPG, been on 5e as my main system for so long now. What additional damage is it?

Edit: Increase all those to-hits by 3? Forgot to add inspire courage.

Lol @comic

No, it's our second.

Thanks guys.

Life happens, no worries. New baby about to drop here, so I've been quite busy myself.

Doh.

Yeah, totally missed that. Pink is almost dead, so I don't really want to move. Just drop 4 from my to-hits and 2 from damages I guess?

AC 31/15/30 currently

Cuetzpalli just continues to attack the ankou next to him.

These are going on pink. Will step to orange if it drops
Kelmarchen (AS, PA, Good Hope, BoF): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 472d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5) + 37 + 2 = 462d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 71d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 352d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4) + 37 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (1, 4) = 51d20 + 21 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 21 + 2 + 2 = 372d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4) + 37 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (4, 3) = 71d20 + 16 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 + 2 = 212d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 37 + 2 = 472d6 ⇒ (3, 5) = 81d20 + 11 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 2 + 2 = 322d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 37 + 2 = 432d6 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

Attack 1: 47 for 46 and 7 holy
Attack 2: Natural 1
Attack 3: 37 for 48 and 7 holy
Attack 4: 21 for 47 and 8 holy
Attack 5: 32 for 43 and 5 holy

AC 31/15/30 currently

Cuetzpalli just continues to swing at the closest monster.

These are going on pink. 5' stepping to the right.
Kelmarchen (AS, PA, Good Hope, BoF): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 352d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 37 + 2 = 462d6 ⇒ (6, 3) = 91d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 472d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 37 + 2 = 452d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 21d20 + 21 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 21 + 2 + 2 = 402d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 37 + 2 = 442d6 ⇒ (6, 4) = 101d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 292d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1) + 37 + 2 = 422d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 81d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 292d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 37 + 2 = 492d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9

Attack 1: Natural 1!
Attack 2: 47 for 45 and 2 holy
Attack 3: 40 for 44 and 10 holy
Attack 4: 29 for 42 and 8 holy
Attack 5: 29 for 49 and 9 holy

I think I'm actually at AC 31/15/30 currently with all the buffs, so those should miss me.

AOO:Kelmarchen (AS, PA, GH, BoF): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 482d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 37 + 2 = 472d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Cuetzpalli enters his bloodrage and begins streaking around the enemies making slashes almost too fast to see.

Entering greater bloodrage, using shield as part of that.

Kelmarchen (AS, PA, Good Hope, BoF): 1d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 502d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 37 + 2 = 442d6 ⇒ (6, 2) = 81d20 + 30 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 30 + 2 + 2 = 462d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 37 + 2 = 472d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 31d20 + 21 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 21 + 2 + 2 = 262d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 37 + 2 = 482d6 ⇒ (3, 2) = 51d20 + 16 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 2 + 2 = 232d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 37 + 2 = 452d6 ⇒ (1, 4) = 51d20 + 11 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 2 + 2 = 192d6 + 37 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 37 + 2 = 442d6 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5

Starting on pink dot to my NW, then red dot to my N, then 5' step and continue on green if I can. I honestly forget how that works in PF.

Attack 1: 50 to hit for 44 and 8 holy, if this is an evil outsider 1d6 ⇒ 1 more

Attack 2: 46 to hit for 47 and 3 holy, if this is an evil outsider 1d6 ⇒ 5 more

Attack 3: nat 1

Attack 4: 23 to hit for 45 and 5 holy, if this is an evil outsider 1d6 ⇒ 5 more

Attack 5: 19 to hit for 44 and 5 holy, if this is an evil outsider 1d6 ⇒ 1 more

AC is currently 31/15/30

Busy few days of travel and stuff, will post when I can.

Reflex save (prot evil): 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 13 + 2 = 32

-40 HP

Cuetzpalli dodges the worst of the yellow ray, but still takes a nasty shock.

Reminder I have prot evil running permanently if it matters

Third, the spell prevents bodily contact by evil summoned creatures. This causes the natural weapon attacks of such creatures to fail and the creatures to recoil if such attacks require touching the warded creature. Summoned creatures that are not evil are immune to this effect. The protection against contact by summoned creatures ends if the warded creature makes an attack against or tries to force the barrier against the blocked creature. Spell Resistance can allow a creature to overcome this protection and touch the warded creature.

"Just one really old dino-print," Cuetzpalli responds.

Then the trees start.

He shifts instantly into a battle-stance, raising Kelmarchen. "Nobody drinks me!" he yells, pointing it at the closest writhing plant.

Survival: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23

Did I?

"Look at that light. One last bit of life holding on in the middle of all this darkness." Cuetzpalli squints at the stone, but makes no move to approach until someone more bookish approves of the move. "No one knows what those symbols mean?"

"Yeah, definitely, that bastard had it coming for too long." Cuetzpalli nods. "Eligos will be very pleased, I'm sure. Soon as we get out of this horror-show we can let him know." The Olman is clearly very put off by the corrupted forest, looking like he wants to crawl out of his own skin.

Nice! I like Roll20

Not sure how good I'll be at tracking it, but sounds reasonable to me.

We can hold off on the short duration buffs until we get there, yeah.

I was hoping for bear's endurance, otherwise looks good to me.

Was it Astraden who has been casting bear's endurance on me every day?

Cuetzpalli gets his gear on and then casts greater false life on himself.

THP: 3d10 + 16 ⇒ (6, 9, 3) + 16 = 34

He seems to be glowing with a new and powerful angelic aura, a scintillation of color that follows him everywhere like a barely visible rainbow halo.

"Ready," he says, nodding grimly.

+1 BAB

+3 skill points

+1 Str

+1 fort

holy smite bloodline spell

angelic protection bloodline power, which means I no longer need my ring of protection +2 if someone wants it.

one additional second level slot

Recalculated all my attack routines and realized I'd been leaving hella stuff out