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Chucky’s a wuss.

Although, I'm pretty sure being able to hover the mouse over an alias name and see who it belongs to kind of defeats the idea of a sock puppet.

To be continued.....

Anybody seen my cousin Sock?

I was objecting to the avatar. It was a creepy clown-looking thing.

Not this avatar?

People always tell me I look like my cousin Sock.

Have you seen my cousin Sock?

Has anyone seen my cousin Sock? I heard he was seen around these parts.

Sounds like something my Cousin Sock would do.

I heard my cousin Sock passed through a while back.

Some call it....Tim.

Hey cousin sock! Are you in here?

I love my cousin Sock.

Dónde está la biblioteca?

You can always name a baby after my cousin, Sock. I'm pretty sure he's been sneaking around here.

I think cousin sock is around here somewhere. Maybe in one of these new threads I've been seeing.....

Some aliases are done just because I found a neat picture.

Edit: Then get used to occasionally call out suspected sock puppets.

Hey look. A puppet show!

Puppets? Where? Damnit! I thought for sure you meant cousin Sock. I can't seem to find him.

All I see here are fun-loving aliases, and maybe an angry troll or two.

Too true.

Cousin Sock? You in here? I could have sworn I heard your voice just a few minutes ago.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

String Theory will have major influence on the future of game theory on the grounds that game theory is dominated by the concept that you get an opponent to play through as many of the possible responses they are able to open with in order to determine the limits of their possibility dynamic.

We have already been doing this for decades without using String Theory.

Now, Yarn theory, on the other hand.....

Golden Orb Spidersilk Theory kicks yarn theory to the curb.

Yarn Theory pleasured itsself on Golden Orb Spidersilk Theory's big booty momma and tole her to fix it a sammich.

We have been doing it with no strings attached for years and years.

F&#*ING STRINGS!!!!

shakes fist

Cousin Sock? Was he in here?

Mrgh.

Hey, sock puppets like cookies too.

Cousin Sock? Is that you?

COUSIN SOCK!!!! I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!!

Hey folks! I heard my cousin Sock might be in here. Anybody seen him?

Cousin sock! You in here?

It's not like I'm hurting anybody.

COUSIN SOCK? YOU IN HERE?

S
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C
K
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KCOS!!!

SOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Sock! Stop hiding from me! I know you're in here.

Hey Cousin Sock! You in here?

Leafar spelled backwards is Rafael. Someone with the name of Rafael must have fabulous hair, the kind that would get him a gig doing shampoo commmercials. But I say, why have sham poo? Demand real poo instead!

What does all this prove? Nothing! But I'm not going to let that stop me from theorizing that Leafar is actually Fabio!

Go ahead! Prove me wrong.

Damn Spanky! They just took your thread and ran with it! In a completely opposite direction. People are weird.

Creepy Puppet wrote:

Leafar the Lost wrote:

....FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORHTY....

Is that like warts, or something?

Creepy Puppet, I can think of no better Jester for my court...

Sorry Kid, but you can't afford me.

....FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORHTY....

Is that like warts, or something?

But,....I like women. They're so soft and....they make me feel so...funny when they walk by.

Like when you climbed the rope in gym class in 6th grade, and climbed all the way up to the ceiling of the gymnasium, and just never wanted to come back down.

yeah, but they're made of icky stuff! You...you...touch them?

what's it like?

Then you could join me in my super secret he-man woman haters club. Only special people are allowed to join. Everyone else gets put on double secret probation arrest if they try.

Fortunately, I'm a sock; not a troll. *wipes brow for relief*

Do you know my cousin?

Cousin sock? He's here?

I'm confused.

dances across thread

I think the last version of this thread was much better. :)

I wanna play...

shakes magic 8-ball

Lois Lane wins!!!

I could add some jokes .....

Maybe something about Watts or Horsepower....?

Hey cousin Sock! You in here? Come on now, dude, stop hiding.

Also, @ creepy puppet: the dryer ate your cousin.

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................

Has anybody seen my cousin Sock?