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It was whispered to me in a Mystic Trance by the Great White Mustard, but then I forgot.

OK, the "big wind storm" event worked out exceptionally well. Kudos to everyone for blowing until their lungs hurt. However, I think next time we should summon air elementals or use Cosmo fiat. It will be more efficient and have fewer of us pass out due to hyperventilation.

Hang on, we were supposed to use our lungs?

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{has placed plastic jar (and thus, his head) in workbench vise} No need. I'll break the damned jar by squishing it. {continues to tighten vise}

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{very muffled:} Almost... cracked it... {tightens vise crank further... and passes out}

...

Wow. That was all but unprecedented.

*sigh*

*applies axle grease and uses crowbar*

*frees Hunt with a resounding "Pop"*

*uses fire bellows to restart respiration*

*observes rub burns*

...I'll get the Bactine...

Brings over some rubbing alcohol, a lemon, a metal dish scrubber, a jar of leeches, some dirt for bandaging and a bottle of tequila and salt shaker for afterward.

I couldn't find the bactine...

Poutine will work as well, won't it?

Apologies for my absence. I was otherwise engaged in the Realm of Light, weeing all over the Akashic Records, so if Auntie Doris' latest tarot reading produced some distinctly peculiar results, that will have been my doing.

What is the most annoying song ever? I suspect gremlins may know...

Easy peasy pappy.

Before time existed, there was 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams.

While time still runs, there will be 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams.

After the universe is dead, entropy has extinguished all, and the final triumph of Tharizdun has arrived; though things have been destroyed even unto the sub-molecular level, there will still be 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams.

The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*Thrust, thrust, lunge!*

No, I'm pretty sure it goes: *Ho, Ha Ha, Guard, Turn, Perry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!*

The pear cider is a nice touch, though dodging and spinning afterwards will probably make you sick. Still, it's a valid distraction technique, so long as your opponent is downwind of you.

Please back my Kickstarter to create Bonnacon/Otyugh hybrids.

Thankyou. Tea would be lovely.

Are you a 2002 Ibanez RGD Prestige?

So what else is new?

Yes. I, an Adept, will arrange for the whole system to be flooded with Astral Beans at the correct moment.