Communist Not Captain Yesterday's page

Aha! Your counter-revolutionary wrecking activities have been exposed, and it is time to face the People's Justice! Nobody can hide from OKRA!

By command of Central Committee, you are now obligated to make 'Captain Vchera: Grammar Commissar' alias.

Da! Da! It is a steep 'Lenin' curve!

As you can tell from this alias, I am not a communist. I thought I was once.

Turns out it was just bad gas:-D

What you want is some "Soviet" Bicarbonate, Comrade! Ha! Ha! Ha! Marxist-Leninist Joke Time!