I was hoping to get the communities opinions and maybe some ideas for some fairly crazy magical items to give as loot in my campaign. my group is a fairly humorous bunch and i kind of wanted the items to be good in game, while still being off key enough to get some laughs and chuckles. i already have two so far:
"The Bracelet of Aid"
basically its a golden bracelet with a ruby set in the center, that would be given to my players by a mindswapped ogre npc (swapped with an eccentric scholar/archaeologist) and apart of the puzzle is that it is activated by a phrase that the ogre, lets call him Thaddeus, doesn't give them, and he won't explain what it does. i have a player, who, every time she fails a roll she exclaims "OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the bracelet gets activated and Thaddeus comes crashing through the wall KOOL-Aid man style and yells "OOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAAH!!" (yes its a shameless reference, but if you knew my group you would understand.)
and the other is more of an inside joke called the Questing stone that would take too long to explain.
Any help and or criticism is much appreciated.
:)