Kaigon the Miscreant

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16 posts. Alias of Devastation Bob.


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If I keep the Barbarian it would just be level one and then go into Inquisitor of Besmara.


I'll have to adjust him some, but here's CHUMBEARRRRRRD. Might just go full Inquisitor of Besmara.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

Chumbeard actually chuckles at the annoying little gnome. "That's a good one. I hadn't heard that one before."
Looking around the room with his good eye, Chumbeard clears his throat. "Stop me if ye've heard this one. Long ago lived a Chelish mariner known as Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Inner Sea fat with plunder, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my Red Shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two more pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, "Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid."
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a stouthearted man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching on the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Bravo calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants.""


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Farewell and adieu to you fine Chelish ladies...."Chumbeard slurredly sings under his breath.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Carve your name on the ever-changing sea with a saber of terror and triumph. Fight for plunder, fame, and glory, and earn your place among the legends of the sea.” recites Chumbeard, tankard lifted to noone in particular.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

Bah, I wasn't reading who posted what closely enough.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Why am I not suprised those two are bellyin' up?" Chumbeard mutters to himself. "Let 'em braid each other's beards with ribbons and..." the rest is lost in the quaffing of ale.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Do ye want me to close the other eye to make it more fair for ye?"


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"And after you met 'em they was still hankerin' i'd wager." Chumbeard grins at the kuru, "This blowhard is usin' so many 20 gold piece words, i bet he has a bellyfull o' coin. Why not take a look?"


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Did a boatload of schoolmarms just upend in the harbor?" Chumbeard bellows disgustedly.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Wit' eyes like dat you should be in the crow's nest,"Chumbeard growls at the recent arrival.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

"Make no mistake, it were the Pirate Queen that saw me back aboard safe." Chumbeard intones gravely.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

Chumbeard notices Cadj eyeing his prosthetics and smiles, "Aye, they ain't pretty, but they get the job done." He pours the second ale reverently onto the floor before quaffing his own.


Male Dwarf (Saltbeard race trait) Barbarian

The first you are aware of Chumbeard's presence is a heavy knock repeating outside the bar. The sound is of two peg legs making their way steadily across the wooden porch. A scarred dwarf with fiery red hair enters and makes his way to the bar. His one good eye surveys the room, and his one good hand gestures the barman over with the universal "drinky-drinky" gesture. His other hand terminats in a savage hook.
"Barkeep, two ales. One for me and one for Besmara."


All apologies to Chumtooth, but i've had this character for a while and have been dying to use him in a Shackles Game. 1st lvl Barbarian but will then shift to Inquisitor of Besmara as per backstory, if accepted. Campaign trait is Pegleg.


1. What position do you see yourself eventually in on a ship? 
Making sure the tenets of Besmara are followed.
2. How do you feel about piracy in general? (This includes stealing, killing, plundering, etc.) 
It's easier than diggin' the gold outta rock, ain't it? It's violent business, but he takes no joy in needless slaughter. Needful slaughter is A-ok.
3. Which campaign trait are you selecting and why?
Pegleg, fits his backstory, also, if allowed he's got a hookhand and just one eye.

Crunch:
Dwarven inquisitor of Besmara with the saltbeard trait from the ARG. One pegleg, hookhand, and eyepatch. I'm torn with wanting him to be a barbarian too, not sure if i'll dip or not.