*Chuffy B4*'s page

"This is exactly what we should have done at our first meeting with them. Let's wipe them out. All of them."

Chuffy does a dance like he's a character from the peanuts cartoon.

The boy in the orange shirt
Charlie Brown Dance

Chuffy will allow her to go. Mostly because no one else seems willing to go after her with him.

Chuffy gives chase, tossing darts at the fleeing longshanks.

Dart
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

After Smuz steps to the side there is nothing between Chuffy and the dog. "Eek!" He quickly tosses a dart while he scuttles under the table to end up at H 23.

Dart
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy stands behind Reta ready to kill dog thing.

Chuffy takes a few steps back at the sound of the vile dog-beast-thing. He sees the feral glee in the others, however, and forces himself to go stand behind Reta.

Chuffy picks up one of the presents that fell and, with blushing cheeks, offers it to Reta.

Chuffy takes a bit of a round about way to end up next to the female opposite Smuz and slashes at her. "Die you." He curses at her.
Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 = 18 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

So very sorry for the delay.

Chuffy chases after the fleeing woman. He throws a dart at her.
Dart
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Speaking of licking flames. Chuffy takes out his lick toad and licks it.
Thanks for the reminder

Is the table blazing yet?
Chuffy recoils from from the woman's massive blow. Only now does he notice huge hands on that woman. He flees from her running around the table.
Withdraw

Chuffy delights in continuing to harass the female.

Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy pops out from under the table to take a poke at the woman.

5" step
Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy sets the table he's under on fire.

CHuffy pokes at the female longshanks then scuttles back under the big table.

Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy pops out from under the table and tries to bloody the pretty dress.

Dog Slicer: flank
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 = 18 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy sneaks from his hiding spot under the round table to a new place under the cake table. From there he stabs out at the female.

Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy goes under the round table to try and get out of the line of sight as he prepares to assault the big table with the colorful boxes and delicious cake.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18

Chuffy's not about to let that one get away and Charges after him.

Dog Slicer: charge
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 = 23 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy sees the red haired boy running towards him and nearly jumps in glee. As soon as he runs close enough, Chuffy springs out and slices him.

Dog Slicer
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 To Hurt: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30

Chuffy continues to creep forward. "They never wait." He laments.

Chuffy sneaks off to come at the round tables from the bottom of the map.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27

Now I wish I had thought to take that longshank's funny looking hat. That would have looked good on me."

"Got this too for Loptop." Chuffy throws the vial of Alchemist Fire at Loptop.

Alchemist Fire:
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 To Hurt: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Chuffy continues to stalk Rempty. "Give toad back. Give toad back." He will say it only three times. Then, if Rempty does hand it over, Chuffy will sing his song.
Chuffy’s face might make you sick,
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick.
And if you are his stabby pick—
The knife goes in you, STICK STICK STICK!
If Rempty has not given the toad over by the end of his song, Chuffy will splash the vial of pimple squeezings in his face to try and blind him.

Throw Pimple Squeezings: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

Sorry that last post was done in a rush from my cell phone.

"Spirit eat us? We ghost then. Come back to kill you." Chuffy starts to stalk towards Rempty with his dogslicer at the ready. His eyes evidence deadly intent. "Chuffy kill horse with this. You want to see how?"

Just found my posts where I drank my potion. There's two more doses left in it. Smuz is welcome to both if he wants.
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Chuffy takes hold of an alchemist fire. "I give this to Loptop. Hehehe."

What about the wagon? Anything of interest inside it?

Chuffy enjoys making these the last moments of the horses life. "Evil beastie."

Chuffy sees the fire explosion and is almost losses himself in glee. He contains himself, however and throws a dart at the burning horse.

Dart
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy lights the smokestick and launches it to land in front of the horse.
Throw Smokestick: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Giving him cover as he sneaks up with his dogslicer.

Chuffy goes around the large bush to E51. He prepares a smokestick and readies to throw it.
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

No. That's perfect.

Chuffy continues to sneak closer to the cart and horse monster.
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18

The giant beast has teamed up with a monstrous horse. Chuffy begins to sneak closer to attack the longshanks from ambush.
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31

"Wait!" Chuffy puts his hand out to stop Reta. "What that noise? Chuffy not like. Be careful."

Oh! Ok.

Chuffy likes the watch chain, wire cage, and thieves' tools. He'll also take 2 smokesticks.

"Kill the Darkfear." Chuffy likes that idea.

With the feline guardians away, Chuffy returns to what he was doing, ransacking the hovel.

Chuffy moves over to AD7 while readying another dart.

Chuffy throws another dart from the safety of the corner.

Dart: fire into melee
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 4 = 7 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Sorry. Ready and throw is good.

Chuffy throws a dart at a grabby cat as he moves up behind Reta.

Dart: fire into melee
To Hit: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 4 = 1 To Hurt: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

While Rempty is doing his stupid song, Chuffy goes about looting the room.
Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

Chuffy looks around waiting for Reta to go first. Then, on impulse, he strides to the front of the group and speaks in a loud, raspy voice.
"Me Chuffy" He holds up his toad. "Chuffy's face might make you sick. But Chuffy's knife is awful quick. And if you are his stabby pick- the knife goes in you, stick, stick, stick." There is a pride in his voice as he finishes.
He looks around in the quiet that follows. He pauses to see if the spirit responds. As his gaze comes across his fellows, it dares any of them to make fun of him.

In that case Chuffy will take a second one.

Chuffy takes one and drinks it.

"Chuffy too."

If no one else wants the armor, Chuffy will happily wear it. And some of the unknown liquid.