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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Player name: GM Red
Character name: Chip Patchwork
PFS # and character #: 205498-704
Faction boon slotted: Acquisitives
Day Job: Profession (Gambler): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Thank you for the lovely game, everyone. I'm glad to have participated here and you all did such a great job GMing!

Oh, loved the name Floofy, Redelia. ;)

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Let me see if I can give you hand there, Morroda," Chip offers Shoeloofy a pair of wire strippers to play with.

Survival, Aid?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Kaiole, let me see if I can give you a hand..."

Chip moves up to assist with the computer, tinkering with the buttons and changing the red wire with the green wire and ...

Computers: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

"I'm not sure I got it. This old C-64 model is defunct, and annoyingly difficult to fix! Hate these things!" He bashes his wrench on the terminal in frustration.

Failing that, he tries to find Floofy.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Flooffy, huh? Is he what he sounds like? A fluffy animal? And what did you guys do with the fire extinguisher?" Chip moves ahead and examines the makeshift trap, trying to disable it. "That could be dangerous, you know. We're here to help. Let's fix this fire extinguisher up, and then help you with Flooffy."

Take 10 Engineering for 21

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Come on, kids! There's nothing to fear! I've got toys, you know?" Chip takes out a set of "toys," really just his toolbox, and starts doling out screwdrivers, wrenches, and pliers. "Kids like this stuff, right?"

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Power's out, huh? Not a problem, I know a thing or two about computers," Chip smiles, pulling out a wrench. "Any idea what could be causing the power -" He stops when the screen cuts out. "Guess not. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get over there. I got a seat at a poker table over at Molly's Chug & Glug with my name on it, and the sooner we can finish this up, the better!"

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

The race was fun and I enjoyed your commentary. It reminded me of some of my own work from a few months back. :)

The upgrade part was a departure from what I was familiar with and I think that confused me. There's the potential for other players to roll piloting for any racers they may have allied with, but no allies were gained in the GM school game, so it meant some players were left out to dry some rounds and had to alternate rolls between rounds. This isn't your fault. Sometimes it helps to gently guide a PC to try other options beyond upgrading the racer.

I noticed that sometimes Chip would roll when asked to, but you'd use another PC's name instead when resolving, or Chip's roll would get ignored entirely and I wasn't sure if I'd missed something.

As a whole, however, I thought it was handled well and I enjoyed the sequence.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Come on, we're almost there! Down with Ratrod! We need a new scrapracing champion!" Chip cheers, smashing on the controls to launch another shot.

Kinetic vs Nyizin: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 2 - 1 = 11

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"I like the way you think, Kaiole! Let me see if the bosom cannon has a little better luck!"

Chip jams on the controls to maneuver the cannon towards Lemgem, then hits the big red button.

Kinetic weapon: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 1 = 20

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"You give ysoki everywhere a bad name, man!" Chip taunts at Ratrod, then lines up another shell sourced from the Bosom Baby Blaster. "That'll teach ya!"

Kinetic weapon vs Ratrod: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (16) + 2 - 1 = 17

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Bosom Baby Blaster, don't fail me now! Sentinel, gimme a hand here, will ya?" The drone messes with the remote, hoping to recalibrate it, and Chip targets Ratrod as he presses the big red button.

Bosom Baby Blaster Bazooka away!: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 2 - 1 = 10

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Chip sees the race is about to start and dives back into the scrap heap, looking for additional parts to buff up the racer. He finds the XT-2000 Motor Booster, an experimental product, but it'll have to do.

Engineering to increase speed: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13

Covered in grease and filth, Chip sends Sentinel to find a reinforced plate to improve the junkracer's defenses.

Engineering to increase KAC: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Engineering: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
While Kailoe works on sabotaging Ratrod's car, Chip scrutinizes the piles of scrap, looking for the perfect parts. He finds the remnants of a bazooka with a decal of a scantly clad human woman on the side. The fair maiden's bosom functions as the part of the weapon where the bazooka shells emerge. He blows the dust off and gets to work, installing it above the racer's fender.

Install kinetic weapon

GM, no biggie, but I think my round 1 action may have been missed.

Engineering: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
After this, Sentinel locates a navigation module chip in the scrap heap and the drone assists Chip as he throws his furry head into the engine bay, carefully soldering it into place. "And that's how ya upgrade a junk racer!" He happily exclaims, his face covered in grease.

Going for +1 Piloting here

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Chip laughs as the drone's instructions are simply not followed. He leaps ahead and smashes the blue button along with Kaiole and Morroda. "No one's gonna tell us what to do! The blue is clearly the better choice!"

He retrieves his badge and uses his fur to thread it onto his body. "Pit Crew Member Chip P. - Chippy, for short - reporting for duty!"

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Yeah, that didn't go quite as expected, huh?" Chip says, stowing his pistol. "Hey Sentinel, get over here. Looks like you could use some repairs." He gets to work tinkering with the drone. "She sure was a sweet granny. With all that done, there's no way anyone's going to be tracking Ceren down. Let's hope she enjoys her new career," he says with a glance at Kaiole.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Hey Sentinel, one of them looks wimpy, but the other's in the trees. Sniff him out, will ya?"

The drone beeps in affirmation. It turns its tin-can of a head with a whirr, then follows with its body. It zips ahead into the trees like a miniature tank before closing the distance with the remaining thug, attempting to slash him.

Sentinel, Survival Knife vs Orange: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 51d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Skip Chip's turn to use a Move and Standard Action on his drone

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Thank you, Elinnea! I think I've got it now.

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Chip points forward and commands his drone. "Sentinel, sic 'em!"

The drone zips forward on its tiny wheels, closing the distance with the blue-armored thug. It beeps and whirrs and rings out in a mechanical voice. "TARGET-LOCKED. LET-THE-PAIN-COMMENCE."

Now
Chip aims his pistol and fires again, while Sentinel extends his robo-arm to slash the thug along a vital artery in his thigh.

Tactical Pistol vs Blue: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 131d6 ⇒ 6
Sentinel, Survival Knife vs Blue: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 171d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Corporate or government thugs, I presume? Always trying to stop people from getting just a bit ahead. Tsk, tsk," Chip sighs, firing a shot from his pistol.

Tactical Pistol vs red: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 131d6 ⇒ 4

I have never used a drone before. Are they like a pet in PF? Do they attack on my initiative?

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Elinnea, I had similar difficulty when I ran this, and I think giving us options was the right move. You were absolutely right in saying this part doesn't work as well over PbP!

Chip laughs at Kaiole's remarks. "Y'know, I know you're a psychologist and all, but what does a psychologist do when they need psychological assistance?" He smiles knowingly. "Now she's got a job. Let's give her a 'family' as well, hmm?"

Chip plugs away at the terminal, scrolling through various entries and giving "Ceren" a brother and sister.

"... And we should shave her head, too. Yeah, definitely," he mumbles as he hacks away.

Taking 10 again for 19

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Chip looks for a terminal and begins to flip through the social security system until he finds a record matching Ceren's address with an old photograph. Hmm, she was a cutie in her youth...

Can I take 10 here? If so Take 10 on Computers for 19

"Well, that just won't do..." Chip erases the old record and updates it to read deceased.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Chip scratches his furry chin.

Step one. Steal data. Step two. Grow old. Step three. Claim you can't remember why you did it. Seems like the perfect plot.

He stares at Ceren for some time, having declined the offer of tea, trying to size her up. "I don't like your story, but it's not like I'm a ysoki of perfect morality either. So, I'm going to agree to help you along with the others here. I've faked a death before. I know a thing or two about it." He flashes a cocky smile. "Perhaps we can hack into the social security database and flag Ceren as dead for starters." He cracks his knuckles, and looks for a terminal.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Ah, thank you for finding my drone, Jubair." Chip grins at Sentinel knowingly. "I'm Chip. And good to meet you, too, miss. Do either of you know anything about drones or tinkering with them? Or are you strictly a gardener? Maybe we can tweak him to stop running off."

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

At the home, Chip winks at his combat drone, sending him into a nearby bush. He then slowly makes his way towards the home, and falls into full panic and charade. "Oh, blast it! Where did that stupid drone go! I had just configured him to be a little more obedient and now he goes and runs off. Sentinel, come on, get out here!" He steps up onto the slab. "Excuse me, kind sir, I see you're busy with your garden here, but I can't seem to find my drone. Have you seen it?"

Bluff: 1d20 ⇒ 5

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"A hacker!" Chip liked this news, his tail wagging as if he were a dog as he listened in. Whether or not it was a good thing, he was a tinkerer by nature, and messing with computers sounded like fun. This time, though, it didn't sound like he'd be hacking anything at all, just retrieving it.

"Just how sensitive is this information? Who, or what, is Bluerise Tower?" Chip asks, a little concerned that freshly minted Starfinders would be responsible for retrieving the stolen big corporate data.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

I suck and was away for a week, so I really can't give you any meaningful feedback, bigboom. :o)
What I was around for, I enjoyed. Both your exposition of the environments and Zigvigix's characterization were full of flavor and life. I enjoy playing in games with GM styles like your own.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Hah! I'm going to totally use that. I hadn't even thought of tossing name puns around, but a name like Chip makes it easy to.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Terribly sorry team, seems I missed most of this one. I'd been traveling all week last week but I'm back now and ready to go with the next session.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Ancient?" Chip looks at the teenager sideways. I should ice this youngster right here. ..... Nah, I've got a better idea.

Chip whistles casually as he marches along the edge of the long line. When he's somewhere near the front third of it, he commands his combat drone to make an obvious attempt to skip the line - as a distraction, of course, and Chip attempt to slip in unnoticed further ahead.

Stealth: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Always a fan of random pop music references. Nicely done, bigboom.

"I don't know about you guys, but I say we pick up this album first. I hear they're selling out fast," Chip says, rolling a single credit over his knuckles. "If Strawberry Machine Cake is this popular, I wouldn't mind buying an album for myself. I wonder if I'd be able to resell it for profit if I held it for long enough," he laughs.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Incinerating aliens, she says... Chip looks at Dee curiously. Strictly business, I see. Note to self: don't mess with the android.

Chip is his usual chattery self on the way to Downlow, though it appears he's taken extra measures should any local law enforcement spot him. "Don't mind me, Mr. ... Morroda, was it?" He uses the half-orcs sheer size as cover, standing close enough to avoid the gaze of any potential bouncers from the other night's incident. "Just admiring those massive guns of yours!"

When introduced to Zigvigix, Chip is more intrigued about the album than the alien. "So you want us to give a copy of the album to Historia-7? Is she a fan? ... Are you a fan?"

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Pretty bad timing on my end since I was really looking forward to helping here, but I'm going to be traveling from tomorrow to Sunday the 18th. I can't promise frequent updates though I will do my best to post once a day. If I do not, please feel free to bot me.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a minute," a diminutive ysoki shouts at his personal comm. It had rung to life moments ago with the echoing voice of Guidance requesting Chip's presence at Lorespire Complex. Seated in the seediest of casinos, even for Downlow, Chip had racked up a pile of, well, chips, and nothing would stop him from building his fortune. Or so he'd thought.

Perhaps it was the sudden neon underglow shining in from a junkracer pulling up to the place, or perhaps it was simply his amputated finger failing at the worst moment - he'd dropped his Card Counter 3000, his prized possession, on the table. Daggers wouldn't nearly describe the glares he'd received from the other players, nor from the Vesk dealer. "Well! You know what guys, it's been really great, but I really should be going! Gotta stop while you're ahead, right? Alright, see ya!"

Inhaling as many chips as he possibly could into his cheek pouches, he leapt off the stool and charged for the front doors, his ashy gray fur nothing more than a blur. He stopped only to pick up his plastic finger. A crash of tables and thunderous profanities rings out behind him, but he's too fast. Much too fast. He's already on a shuttle into the stars before the first bouncer even leaves the casino.

___

Now at Lorespire Complex, Chip stretches his arms out and leans back as he finishes explaining his less-than-honorable story to everyone else. He sighs in relief, smiling. "I mean, that was sort of how it went. Can't go getting arrested. I obviously returned the chips the next day. Chip returns the chips. Hah. Oh, right, I'm Chip."

He winks. Subtly. But it's hard to tell if he's serious or not. "Now, Kaiole, was it? I'd gladly take you up on that psychoanalysis. Perhaps at a discount, hmm? I think you'd gathered by now that I'm, well, a whole hull short of a full starship, if you know what I mean. Pretty good with tools though. And chips." He winks again, casually swabbing his cheek.

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Male CN ysoki outlaw mechanic 1 | SP 6/6 HP 8/8 | RP 5/5 | EAC 13; KAC 14 | Fort +2; Ref +4; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Red here. Just putting the finishing touches on my PC, but should be good to go by tomorrow.