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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

A slender, dissolute-looking human man slouches in, looks around, and leaves.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Maximo's Hideaway." He taps out a syncopated rhythm on the djembe he carries. "Been closed for a while now, I think. Not sure what became of old Maximo, either."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"I never adventured with old Trotter, so I couldn't tell you much about him. He got the idea for the Lodge from Maximo Interresante, I believe, who started a bar for Pathfinders. I played drums there a time or two...haven't been back in years, though."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"How fleeting is fame...Trotter Flaxseed, the gent who founded this lodge nine years ago. Feckin' brilliant archaeologist."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Tapping a drum meditatively, a Taldan human slouches in and looks around. "Just not the same since Trotter left, hey?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

I don't see a day job result for Chamius.

ETA: strike that, just spotted the tiny print.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Thanks for running! No worries re the dragging; it's a thing that can happen on the boards. Good timing on finishing just as Outpost was starting, though.

Perform (Percussion) check: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Congratulations on surviving another mission, and good working with you all!"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius nods, for once being serious. "Of course. May we draw it first, and write down any inscriptions on it? I spoke truly when I told you that it's knowledge we search for and prize most highly, across the wide world, more than treasures or ancient magic."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

It's his elemental assault ability.

Chamius looks around with a grin. "That went well."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Spellcraft check: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24

"Watch out! Her next attack will be magically accurate!" The bard taps out a quick one-two on his drum and chants, "Though darkness comes and shadows fall/The knowledge clan's light rises high/Our arms are strong, our cause is worthy/Now strike with haste! We stand or die!"

Inspire courage, you know the drill.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"We would appreciate guidance to reach the Huscarl King's castle safely, and your knowledge of the perils of the castle itself."

Diplomacy check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"We ask your assistance, as well, to show us what we should and shouldn't do in the castle. None of us know your ways well, and we don't want to give offense where it's not meant."

With a +12 Diplomacy, Chamius automatically aids another.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

A 17 should do it, even if Bon Jon dumped CHA.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius clears his throat and begins to speak, first in Common and then in Hallit. "We are Pathfinders, part of a, a clan of adventurers and explorers who travel the world in search of knowledge. For there is much of wonder in the wide world, and much to learn. And, to be sure, much of peril as well, so it behooves us to be strong.

"Though we may be found most anywhere, and though people from all over may be adopted into the clan, our heart is truly in Absalom--the City at the Center of the World. It was from there that we--" He pauses to indicate the others in the party. "--set out, journeying north to the city of Trollheim in the Land of the Linnorm Kings. There we were to meet with a scholar who had written much of that place for the Pathfinders.

"When we arrived in Trollheim, though, we found that the scholar had been kidnapped by clan enemies, the Shadow Lodge. We followed, of course, and finally were able to rescue the scholar in Whitethrone. However, we learned that our clan enemies were traveling here, to the Realm of the Mammoth Lords, in search of a terrible weapon rumored to be held within the castle of Ranulf, the Huscarl King. They're likely in search of Jedrek's Shard, which I believe you watch over.

"Now, we would prefer that they not retrieve the Shard, lest they turn it against the clan. And as explorers, we would like to learn more of your people and the watch you keep."

Perform (Oratory) check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Wait, did she take an arrow to the knee?

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

The bard grins at Teyma. "An honor. I'm Chamius Lune, drummer and occasional raconteur. Your Common is a fair bit better than my Hallit--are you from around here?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius translates for the party. "I think we should go with them. If I'm right about the cave painting, the Snowmask Clan can help us."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius looks around the rest of the party, then back at the apparent leader. "Talking is good. Where are we going?" He repeats the comment in Hallit if the leader shows no sign of comprehension.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"And we'd best get to it sharpish, hey?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

That's what I'm waiting on, yes.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius eyes the trampled corpse and ponders. "I'm going to take a wild guess here. There are probably some number of large herd beasts that live in the canyon. The folks we're trailing realized this and took the long way around to avoid sharing yon tiger's fate. Do our resident speakers to animals have any chance of talking down a herd of mammoths?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

At Jordun's question, Chamius shakes his head. "No dried meat on me, I'm afraid. Someone else in the Society once advised me to carry some in case I ran into raptors, but I thought he was joking."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Good point; I shouldn't take that as a given.

Knowledge (History) check: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

And it doesn't matter this time.

"That beard is interesting, now that I think on it. Kellids aren't known for their luxurious facial hair, so the gent with the axe is unlikely to be from these parts. That motif with the mammoths? That's indicative of the passage of time in this particular style of iconography--it's the annual migration, see, so each repetition indicates the passage of a year. The moons also denote the passage of time. It's an indeterminate amount, but usually long. So this tells us something interesting, hey? We've got our non-Kellid with a red axe, defeating a white dragon. Thirty years pass, he dies, and some folks leave his castle with goodies that don't include the axe. Then the castle is buried by an avalanche. A long time goes by, and now the castle's location is watched by people who commemorate the warrior and his beard by...wait a minute. By wearing white pigment on their faces...and who have we seen do that recently, hey?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Perception vs. DC 18: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

Since we're not in combat, can Chamius take 10 on the Knowledge check?

The bard peers carefully at the painting, ioun torch floating closer to shed more light on the ancient artwork. "Interesting...looks as though this drake, or dragon, was originally painted white. Most of the pigment has worn off, but there are a few traces left. Same stuff is around the face of the axe wielder--makes it look as though they've got quite the beard, hey?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Anything else of interest in the cave?

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

While Sven makes nice on the raptor, Chamius casts detect magic and looks around the cave.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

This is probably moot unless the raptor has a really good AC, but don't Bon Jon and Ktasha get AoOs on the beastie when it stands up?

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

GM S, did you give any penalties for it striking from prone?

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius draws his whip and tries to trip up the red raptor.

Trip attempt: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius delays to see if Jordun's spell works.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Chamius takes a while to come up to speed, but soon gets his second wind.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius waves in salute as they depart. "They say they'll put in a good word for us with their fellows. If everyone's healed up, let's be on our way."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Hallit:
"Certainly. Would you mind putting in a good word for us with your fellow Snowmasks?"

"They're asking for healing, so they can leave in peace. If no one else steps up, I'll take care of it, hey? Though some channeling from Jordun might also help Bon Jon--you look a mite beat up."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Fair point."

The bard returns to Common. "So, the others are still ahead of us. This lot of Snowmask thought we were in league with them, as they're carrying the same sort of insignia as we. Charming, hey? They're rousing the Snowmask against us as they go. Not sure what we can do about it, though."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Ah. Did you think we were allies of theirs?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius addresses the two of them in their native tongue. Even in the foreign language, the bard's oratorical skill is apparent.

Hallit:
"Greetings, warriors of the famed Snowmask Clan. Though this may seem hard to believe, we're not defilers. At least I don't think we are--we're trying to keep some other outsiders from reaching the Keep of the Huscarl King and looting it."

Diplomacy check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

That worked well once--let's see what this last one's sense of humor is like.

Chamius tries the same joke out on Red.

Casting hideous laughter; DC 15 Will save or falling down and helpless.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"If this was easy, they'd get someone else to do it. Don't worry about the flesh wounds--I've got a few wand charges with your name on them."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

The bard nods. "If we can. They may be in no mood to talk, but--" He shrugs. "--we can try, hey? More like I can try...at least one of us speaks the language."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius addresses the Kellid on Sven in Hallit, his words charged with magic.

Hallit:
"My dog has no nose!"

Casting hideous laughter; DC 15 Will save or incapacitated and laughing.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

The bard waves a farewell to the departing Kellid. "Well, the bad news is that we don't have a safe passage, and since we're following a group of bad actors the Snowmask clans are going to be alert and ready for trouble. The good news is...no, there is no good news. We'll just have to be careful. If we can, let's try to talk first."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Before the Snowmask leaves, Chamius poses a pair of questions to him.

Hallit:
"Is there a way that we can ask for safe passage from you and yours? And are there places that we shouldn't go on our travels here? We'd rather save our battle skills for enemies, not folks like yourselves who are trying to protect their home and land."

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Knowledge (Local) check: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

"He's referring to us as defilers. Anyone know what he might mean by that?" It's a DC 18 Knowledge (Local) check.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Diplomacy check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

Hallit:
"We didn't attack you. We came upon the battlefield after the fight was long over. You are the only one left alive."
The bard speaks with obvious honesty and conviction.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Took me a second to recognize that--sounds like Hallit." Chamius replies in the same language.

Hallit:
"We're travelers from the south. Are you of the Snowmask Clan?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"Feck." The bard looks for a relatively intact cloak among the fallen, and if necessary casts a quick cantrip to clean it off before laying it over the wounded Kellid.

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"It'd be a fine thing for you to pretend you're a monk of the Sacred Mountain right now, and leave the talking to me." Chamius makes sure that the Kellid's weapons aren't in easy reach. "Jordun, would you mind waking this chap up?"

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

Chamius draws his curing wand and taps the mostly-dead Kellid.

CLW wand, 29 charges remaining: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

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Male Human Bard/5 HP 10/38 AC17/T 12/FF 15 Fort +4/Ref +7/ Will +5 Init +2 Perc +8|Sense Motive +13*

"It's a wolverine, not an opossum."

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