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*sigh* Perfect response. Thanks for understanding. I know life is what it is, and if you had time you'd it in here, but that's not always how it is. This game was/is great, and I loved all my time with you all.
I love you all to death. But also, I need a faster game to keep my interest, and a regular posting rate to ensure that my character (and my mind) is involved. I lose track of what is happening when it is days between posts. And I love this group. Everyone. And I love Cats so so much. He's one of my favorite yahoos of all time. I love playing with Catterfly (delightful), and Catless (a very very good character), and Catiner (scary as cat). You guys are great. But also, I need to go. I can't keep this up. This game hurts more than it excites me at this point. I check often and there isn't push. As such, Cats is going to bow out when it is convenient.
"And where exactly do you stick that thought probe?" Cats asks the important exact question that everyone was asking even as he clinches his backside. "I'm not sure Catterfly will mind, mind you, but I would hate for it to be a shock to him." Cats crosses his arms, wondering how they could catch up to Lowls without Catterfly shunting them off track again.
but I’ve since found there is something charming about the old and flatulent. Cats’ jaw drops. Wow. She waited that long to hit on Catterfly? And she thinks Catterfly is charming. The old man has skills. Cats is never understanding, but still never not impressed by Catterfly’s mysterious abilities.
Cats is slow to realize that he could have picked the chains if he had not be daydreaming, but that’s where he was right now. Having a waking catnap.
Cats listens and wonders what a catilisk is.
”Yeah, but where are we?” Cats asks, wondering. ”Where the cat is this?”
Cats listens to Catterfly exalt the Watchmen, though he feels he wishes he would someday meet someone that matches Catterfly’s expectations. He isn’t sure the current team is all that, but won’t deny the fatman the chance to preach to a flock. ”Yeah.” Cat chimes in, trying to help motivate the slaves. Diplo to aid
Cats fires a pair of arrows at each gnoll.
Round 1 Having been unseen, Cats shoots from the shadows at the gnollkin.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Just a heads up that I'll be traveling to Argentina/Catagonia from 2/24 to 3/8 or so and my access/time on the internet may be restricted. Feel free to GMPC me or PlayerPC me as needed. Plz don't do any PlayerPC posts that don't either question/admire Catterfly's sexual prowess/exploits/wives, or question Catless's mental acuity, or view Catiner w/o abject terror. There are rules, and I have expectations.
Cats resists yelling more at Catterfly, who is probably heck pecked enough at home and probably doesn't need more of it while cavorting during men's crusade out (it's like the Hangover, but with crazy people). He readies his bow and will follow others to the north. He will try to hide in any shadows or darkness as they make their approach. Stealth
Cats jumps back from Fearless's gut-spilling, worried it might have cooties, rabies, or something worse, like chunk peas or something. "Ah man! Catless! What the new boots!" Cats worries that Fearless had acidified his somewhat new Boots of Speed that he totally hadn't forgotten all about. He draws his bow, ready for trouble. "Catterfly?! IS THIS NORMAL!?" Cats asks, breathing deep to avoid losing his lunch as well.
"Where are we?" Cats asks, looking around. "Are we near somecat we recognize?"
This is hilarious. Can’t wait to see where this goes. He loves how hard Catterfly tries, but sometimes, sometimes things go right. Poor guy. We’re gunna need a scroll of heal to fix Cats’ eyes after the severe eye rolling he’s giving Catterfly after this. I’m pretty sure the blind condition isn’t strong enough for where his eyeballs have gone after this one.
Haha. Thanks Cats! I was wondering what was going on and I can't scroll to the right to hit post. Next solution might be for me to do 20 or so dummy posts to get us onto a new page. Follow me for more high tech solutions. Next, we'll talk about how to program your VCR.
I’ve flagged the post as a Hypertext/Markup problem and can hope that someone at Paizo will fix or delete. I can still post to the thread, but it involves using the posting box in the middle of the very very very wide thread page now.
Cats considers what to buy, but, in the end, buys little. He doesn't feel he has quite enough to make a good dent in anything just yet.
...1506.0 gp to spend ...6423.2 gp lvl 11 divvy--------- 7929.2 gp to spend
No one wants the hand of glory? Weird, I woulda thought that someone could have found a use for that. Anyhoot, I've done the divvy (and I mostly think the numbers are correct): each share is 6,423.2 gp. I'm pulling out 3000 gp to buy a group's worth of 4 CLW wands. Don't spend it all in one place. And toss in a quote from a great movie. I'll get shopping list up soon. Cats is at 47.8k vs. 108,000 expected WBL, but that doesn't count dream stuff, which the AP apparently counts? Or are we just missing a lot of loot drops? Anyhoot, let's do this.
Looking back, it's just the loot from the Museum, which we started in June of 2022. Here we go: Nothing from the Cats of Tindalos.
And so it's just this: The angel presents to you his +3 flaming longsword. Elder Thyrr: a generous reward of 8,000 gold. LOOT!
Hand of glory
2 scrolls of remove disease
+1 short spear
Let me know what you want, and then I'll sell it off. I'll give y'all until Sunday night, when I try to do the selling on Monday.
Looks like our last divvy was in May, 2022. I don't have the brain to begin a thread search just yet, but will try for Friday night/the weekend. I don't think we need to stop for that if we can just allow retro buying.
Cats outright refuses the flamed blade. He backs away, hands in the air. ”Oh no, I got me a curveblade. Them straight blades don’t work for me. You cat it. You cat it good,” he explains, pulling out his own curveblade that he has feats for that he doesn’t want to lose. ”It’s yours Catiner, or we sell it. But you keep it. Burn things. That will be cat.”
”Anyone want anything before I go sell all this stuff that I, personally, can’t use? I don’t want to have to haul all this crap all over the world, and besides, I might want to get a gold plated tuna dish…for my sardines. So let me cat if you want something, otherwise, it’s all being sold,” Cats explains to the Watchmen.
"Here is a nice longsword. It has fire!"
Cats thanks the Museum for their donation to the party's efforts. The haul is larger than could be expected. "Let's go get some lunch. I'm again in the mood for sardines in catmeal, hold the catmeal," Cats suggests, thinking that they need another break and a chance to think and talk.
Btw, these were almost all great buffs, ty. It's nice. Cats, being completely clueless about dying, is immune to fear and so you can save that for someone more paranoid and smaller. * * * Last Lvl: 05/20/2022 A Cat by Any Other Name: 12:
+7 hp
+5 mad skillz:
will PM char sheet to GM Rah + rage
Cats is at 47.5k of wealth right now.
The screaming you heard coming from the tent wasn't the screaming done by my wife during a fight....... It was a different kind of screaming. ”Ah! You guys tried it with the lights on for the first time? And she saw…?” Cat questions, trying to figure things out.
Cats nods along as if he understands that Okeno is far away. He is disappointed by the distance needed to be traveled. "Haven't we heard from that woman before? Back in the day? I think she catted us a while back too," Cat comments as he hears things. "So I guess her name is Catlatath, then? Perfect. It's good to know the name of the person screaming into my mind." Cats looks around to see if there is anything to appropriately loot, like a sack of gems and magic that Lowls had left behind. Kast, Just to clarify, sleepy time tea is not made with toilet water. While we were inmates in the asylum, as you well know -- we are not crazy. We were placed there by an evil man. We are sane. All.... almost all of us. Cats nods at Brother Butterfly. "Yeah, cat for yourself. My sanity was never in cat. You know I'm cat," Kast says, not really knowing his mistaken language, but knowing something is wrong. "Well, let's get going."
"Inmate sleepy-tea?" Cats mishears. "Did you make that in the toilet? I've heard of it, but never tried it. Is it cat?" Cats asks, somewhat following. "But mostly, where is Okeno? How far could it be?"
Cats nods as if he understand all that the angel has to say, as if he gets it though he most probably does not. "Yeah, we can follow him. Probably pretty close, right? Gunna go cat his ass right now, maybe this week. Where is Okeno? Probably just a short cat away, right?"
Cats stares at the divine being, then shifts his awe-filled gaze from Catterfly to the angel. "Oh, we were just catting by. We Watchcats just love liberries and learning. Are you okay now?" Cats asks after Fearless finishes his inquiries.
"-Hey Butters what wrong? You look either horny..." Cats moves a few steps away from Catterfly.
”It’s empty?” Cats delays, trying to figure out what is cat.
Cats moves into the puzzle cube defined area after Mariner, after all the morning buffs are done. He has his bow out, and is ready to die for no reason at all. He didn’t partake of the wine too much, and is feeling fine. ”Let’s cat this and get the cat out of here.”
Cats yawns, happy to take a cat-nap and prepare properly.
"Do we all want to find a nice room and rest for the night? It's been a long day already, and we cat probably find an ooze free room," Cats offers, always willing to curl up beside a warm fire. "If not, I'm good to go. What can go wrong?"
”Putting aside double entendre and phallic symbols on a cube, manipulating the faces on this iron box are what's required to enter the inner sanctum.“ Cats looks at the cube then back at Catterfly. ”Wow. This is such growth from you. I cat wait to tell your wife that you’ve finally discovered foreplay.”
”What Catterfly? Your spell says we’re supposed to stick the serpent into which hole? I’m really not sure if that’s *you* talking, or the spell….” Cats will manipulate the device as instructed to get it to open. Disable Device, as needed
"I think we can sneak out. Follow me. And don't make any cat to draw those oozes back," Cats says when the party is ready and carefully looking out the door. "Let's cat out of here...which way Catterfly?"
Cats takes a breath to heal and recover before moving on. "Oh man, I cat bloody cat guts on my tunic! And why are these guys even in the library. This place makes no sense. Can we go back to the Hounds of Catdilos. At last they made sense." Cats clearly is misthinking things are the Hounds make no sense at all, and live in catting corners of existence. He will take out a wand and heal himself up. CLW x 11 "Catless? How are your oozy friends at the door doing?"
Cats is mostly fine. Blue is probably down after his last attack, and can take another round of hits. Take care of yourself or others.
Round 6 Cats steps back and shoots at blue.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Round 5 Cats steps back and shoots at blue.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Round 4 Cats opens up at the yellow mage, then blue if yellow falls.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Round 3 With orange down, Cats opens up at the yellow mage.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Cats would like to shoot at orange until it’s down, then switch to yellow.
Cats ponders his options.
Round 2, re-rolls of luck Acrobatics With orange down, Cats opens up on the yellow mage.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Round 2
With orange down, Cats opens up on the yellow mage.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
Reflex - Round 1 Cats opens up on the yellow mage.
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
to hit; (PBS)
Cats Stats:
[ dice]1d20+13[/dice] to hit;
AC: 24
[ dice]1d20+12+1 damage.
[ dice]1d20+17[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
[ dice]1d20+9[/dice] to hit; (PBS)
Catrenrae’s Gift: 0/2 used.
Spoiler:
+8 Bab +7 Dex +1 magic +1 PBS -2 DA -2 Rapid= +13/+13 to hit +3 Str +1 magic +4 DA +1 PBS = +9 damage
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