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As someone who is left handed, you don't want me cutting your hair.

Not because I think I'd be bad at it, but I'd have to use left handed scissors, which can't be trusted.

That's because left-handed scissors...

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are known to be sinister³.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

(No, not Spinister. You don't want him cutting your hair with any kind of edged device.)

Every player wants to be different and break the mold and have a unique character. It is easier to just not include certain molds.

Sometimes it's as simple as players wanting to play a PC who's...

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...a funguy.

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A breeching of dwiergeths

A _________ of pairakas

Ugh. I keep forgetting that I'm wearing my Joo Janta 200 Super-Roddy Piper Sunglasses. I gotta remember to...

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...before watching Trump give a speech.

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

Haven't seen JMD031 in this thread for a while. He must have found it...

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...too "pun-ishing."

Bludgeoned by a d20 ... yep, I died. I thought you hated puns JMD031 ... but there you go making one in a round about way. ;)

When I explained this situation, that is being killed by a giant d20 and the attempt to bind my soul which should not work as a PF specific is attempting to affect a non OGL entity, to The Thinker, the statue of a man in a thinking pose, but which has never moved on its own, it stood and stated quite clearly "I concur, soul binding should not work." It then sat back down, proving that it only stands to reason.

So what he's saying is,

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...the answer is "No dice." (Obligatory)

Mater Salad is banned for being delicious and for pointing out the dust monkeys living under the H key on my laptop are getting too big.

Scholz-y is banned for claiming to "know nothing," and then striking like a ninja. While you're distracted with us, Hogan and Newkirk are escaping through the tunnel and out of the camp.

I am banned for forgetting I already had a CSI alias and then creating his weevil twin CarusoBot.

Midas-touched Mummy

Charles Scholz is banned for gripping your pillow tight.

The Higgs boson walks into a cathedral.

The priest says "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."
The Higgs boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

Saw that online, was not amused.

Clearly you need to shed some Higgy Babies and- {puts on sunglasses} ...lighten up. ;)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also propose we officially nickname the Higgs boson as "Higgy Baby."