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Some memorable quotes from Ping Pong fan number one Feng -
"What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?"
"Me, his pupil, turning his Protege to the Dark Side...! A real Kodak Moment, don't you think?"
"I changed the rules...a little. I should have told you that."
"You people sound like a broken record. You killed my so-and-so and you murdered what's- his-face. I demand...Blah-blah-blah. Get over it."

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Minor villain, followed by heroic response.
Ayel: (is choking Kirk one-handed, dangling him over a large dropoff somewhere in the Narada's bowels) You humans are even weaker than I thought.
Kirk: (indistinct pained gagging)
Ayel: You can't even speak.
Kirk: (gagging again, hard to make out)
Ayel: What was that?
Kirk: (strained) "I got your gun."
(Kirk proceeds to rip Ayel's disruptor pistol from its holster and fires, blowing a hole through Ayel's guts)

Tinkergoth |

Some quotes from my favourite film, The Crow:
[gazing at falling-snow crystal ball containing a mini-cemetery]
Top Dollar: Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."
Top Dollar: So you're him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I'm not sure about the face, though.
[after shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! F!$~, I'm dead!
Top Dollar: For a ghost you bleed just fine.
Top Dollar: No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods'll notice us again, that's what I'm sayin'. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you! What's your name? Skank? You don't feel that?
Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big f$!+in' hook.
[All the other thugs laugh]
Top Dollar: "I feel like a little worm on a big f+&&ing hook." Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!
Grange: I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me before he jumped out a fourth floor window like he had wings.
Top Dollar: He winked at you? Tsk. Musicians.
Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
Top Dollar: It's all been done before, you see what I'm sayin'?
Criminal: That's no reason to quit.
Top Dollar: Wrong. Best reason to quit. *Only* reason to quit.
Top Dollar: Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him. What happened back there with you and your girlfriend - I cleared that building. Hell, nothin' in this town happens without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Tinkergoth |

There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world. There ain't no coming back.
Heh, yeah T-Bird, Skank and Tin Tin had some good lines too. Love the scene with Funboy trying to shoot Eric:
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[Fun Boy shoots him]
Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
[Fun Boy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever f+%$in' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
And while he's not a villain, Eric has some lines so cool I need to share them:
Eric Draven: Is that gasoline I smell?
[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren't we all?
Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
Albrecht: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Dr. Hans Reinhardt |
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The Operative: I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't murder children.
Operative: I do. If I have to.
Mal: Why? Do you even know why they sent you?
Operative: It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin.
Mal: So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world?
Operative: I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.

Christopher Dudley RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32 |
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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Exactly the quote I clicked the title to post.
I also like:
Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane.

Te'Shen |

...I think the option should be available to favorite a thread. Just saying...
And I apologize for the next ones, as they are not actually movie quotes, though I do think they are definitely villain quotes...
Mike Donovan: I couldn't help myself. I couldn't. Please, you have to understand.
Dexter Morgan: Trust me, I definitely understand. See, I can't help myself either. But children - I could never do that. Not like you. Never, ever kids.
Mike Donovan: Why?
Dexter Morgan: I have standards.
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Dexter Morgan: Blood. Sometimes, it sets my teeth on edge. Other times, it helps me control the chaos.

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"I've got less than 24 hours to get rid of this bozo...and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!?!?!"
"We dance, we kiss, we smooch, we go home. Happy? Whaddya say? Come on?"
"Uh...guys? Olympus would be that way..."
Hades, Hercules
If we were to include television, there are some great bits from the various Venture Bros. villains, and some golden lines from Supernatural's Crowley.
If it's not obvious already, I like amusing antagonists.

PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco |
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: {turns around revealing his eyes are permanently crossed} Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major A**hole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an A**hole sir.
Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Sandurz: That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole!
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sandurz: He's an A**hole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip A**hole!
Helmet: How many a**holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
{entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand}
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!
Helmet: {pulls his face shield down} Keep firing, a**holes!

Tinkergoth |
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"I've got less than 24 hours to get rid of this bozo...and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!?!?!"
"We dance, we kiss, we smooch, we go home. Happy? Whaddya say? Come on?"
"Uh...guys? Olympus would be that way..."
Hades, Hercules
If we were to include television, there are some great bits from the various Venture Bros. villains, and some golden lines from Supernatural's Crowley.
If it's not obvious already, I like amusing antagonists.
Heh, I love James Woods as Hades. His performance made that film as far as I'm concerned, and apparently a lot of it was improvised. That whole slick sleazy car salesman fast talking persona was apparently his idea, originally they wanted Hades to be very intimidating and aggressive. Just wouldn't have been the same.
Every time I see him pointing the Titans towards Olympus I just crack up. Just the way the Titans take a beat, and then turn around and start crying out "... ZEUS! ZEEEEUUS!"

Orthos |
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"I've got less than 24 hours to get rid of this bozo...and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!?!?!"
"We dance, we kiss, we smooch, we go home. Happy? Whaddya say? Come on?"
"Uh...guys? Olympus would be that way..."
Hades, Hercules
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!"
"I love the way your foul little mind works."
"You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife."
"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu."
"A snake am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!"
"Now where were we? Ah yes. Abject humiliation!"
~ Jafar, Aladdin

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Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?
Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Te'Shen |

Are we sure it's not...
. . . "I love the way your fowl little mind works."
I kind of thought the pun was the joke.
. . .
Hans Gruber:You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon? . . . .
I like big villains as well as memorable henchmen. These may not be the best quotes, but I feel they are quotes that summarize the characters the best
. . .
Hans: "The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement... "
Karl: [mouthing silently] "Asian Dawn?"
Hans: [covers the radio] "I read about them in Time magazine."-Hans Gruber (played by Alan Rickman, didn't end up getting the cash but he stole the movie). . . .
After going back to IMDB and looking at quotes to refresh my memory... I'll go one step further and say just about any line Alan Rickman delivered in Die Hard was fun.
So... most of the lines that come to my mind have already been used, so I'll continue to go a little further afield and use a becomes-the-villain character.
Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
(...makes me think of politicians... and statisticians...)