Hobgoblin Battle Priest

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Master we are humbled by your most gracious warning to clear the room before you broke wind.

Minions! Get me the head of the mystic white stag.


*I did not know there was a name for that, but I was aware of the origin of the term.*

GoatToucher turned to real estate sales to make a living after his failed attempt at ranching. Don't worry, he did not give up on his dream of being a rancher. He still does it part-time.


As an invisible stalker, KahnyaGnorc was teased by photographers as a child. To this day the sight of a camera makes her blood boil.


It seems to me that the invention of viagra had a major impact on the culture, or at least the commercials we can see on TV.


Oh great and twisted one, we playfully gave them new guiche piercing rings. None of them had ones made out of tin anyways.

Minions! Dig a well for the poor village people.


I had to look up what slashfic was, I normally enjoy learning new things, but not always. I remember a line from a movie (I think it was called 8mm) that said that you can not dance with the devil and walk away unchanged. It was about a detective trying to solve a missing person case, and it leads him to the world of smash porn. I think Nicholas Cage was the main actor. Do any of you like Nicholas Cage movies?


Goblin Kid should not rule the city because he is only a kid!


Ginger Snap


Pulg should not rule this city because he can not follow directions. The shampoo bottle clearly states wash, rinse, repeat.