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I'm also a huge fan of Mummy's Mask Anubis.

Who?

I want to play in a game with Hmm's avatar

A big fan of gnomes, I see.

Aberzombie wrote:

If we took every elephant in the world and laid them end to end in space, all the elephants would die.

How do we know elephants can't breathe in a vacuum?

One would assume not, but to assume makes an ass out of u and me, colleagues.

And when you make excuses, you make an, uh... X? Out of C and Q? I lost my train of thought.

huge mangrove

Quick, kill it before it sees us!

I may or may nor be drunk ATM

actually yes, I am drunk atm

You're a drunk ATM?

Hey, while your judgment's impaired, can I have some money?

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Probably they're looking for "heartache" and "headache."

*slaps forehead* DUHHH...!

To be fair to myself, though, I don't use those words often.

I do...

You guys are still talking about football, right?

F%+# it, I'll check later.

alarm goes off

hits communicator next to bed
ME: REPORT!
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Sir! We have reports of fashion politicking in thread!
ME: hmm. Technically not politics. Still, take us to yellow alert.
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Yellow alert, aye! Request permission to set bikes aflame, sir!
ME: pensive No..not yet. Still...have engineering go over the schematics we acquired for that bike-proof armor. We need an edge against NobodysHome's enhanced technology.
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Sir, what if he has a psychommu?
ME: Then god help us all, son.

Does this mean that you're the fashion police?

I can't believe I got all four of them...

How have none of you done this before me?
None of you?! NOBODY!?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UP TO THE JOKES THAT ARE REQUIRED BY OWNING THESE FOUR ALIASES!?!?

I dunno, man, I run out of jokes all the time.

I'll answer any questions you want... later.

Sublime is one of my favorite bands.

My favorite band is AC/DC. Dire Straits is a close second.

Aliaso ad absurdum.

That's a good one. I think I may post as "Aliaso Ad Absurdum" later on.

You can't have this alias. It's mine now.