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14 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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There's a cricket somewhere in the laundry room/pantry/office.

Of course you realize, this means war.


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Limeylongears wrote:
I am 40 today, a nice round number, and also the only age I'm likely to reach which rhymes with the word 'snorty'

It also rhymes with cavorty, which I'm hoping to get recognized as an actual word.

Happy Boxing Day!


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Yuugasa wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Nicknames?
Isn't your wife the General?

I don't really do nicknames.


You'll want to talk to Thanos, or Two Face, giving you 50/50 odds.


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How many thermometers do I have to stick in my ears before I can harness thermonuclear super powers.


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What if Night John is the evil twin?

And you'll notice they're never in the same place at once...


John Napier 698 wrote:
My cat died years ago. Did no-one read the second post?

Um, this is me you're talking about, I barely even skimmed your first post.

Why did Rex Banner catapult your cat now?


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A verb is a word, of some sort.


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That should be the name of an underwear line...


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You're right, I do need to use more aliases.


Being a s***house bard would be kinda fun...


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*gratuitous third post in a row*


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Doctor who now?


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It's hard to believe no one had this one already.