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Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |
*Arioch wrote:

On a serious note, thank you very much for running this module for us! :)

"Agreed! Now watch me perform a magic trick I've been practicing!"


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzz begins tearing up the carpet with his huge blunt teeth.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzz focuses upon the cast off trinket.

untrained knowledge (religion, MAX 10 result): 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (16) - 4 = 12

The moose nods knowingly.

Buzz starts idly chewing on fallen NPC with the longest mane's hair.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Little did the dwarven cleric know but Buzzwinkle is used to seeing multiple images of things, and is not fooled at all.

gore vs the previously angry man: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
THREAT! (AGAIN!)
confirm?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 additional damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

left hoof v the previously angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (16) - 3 = 13 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

right hoof v the previously angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (15) - 3 = 12 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle continues to prance drunkenly about.

gore vs the previously angry man: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
THREAT!
confirm?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17 additional damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

left hoof v the previously angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (7) - 3 = 4 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

right hoof v the previously angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (18) - 3 = 15 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

But this time his hooves and big cup-shaped antlers connect! *hic!*


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Not noticing his wounds due to his pickled state, Buzz continues to trammel about in angry little circles.

gore v angry man: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

left hoof v angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (2) - 3 = -1 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

right hoof v angry man: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (12) - 3 = 9 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

will save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Buzz continues to buck and kick in circles only managing to get in the way of his companion's fire.

gore v little angry man (bane): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

left hoof v little angry man (bane): 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (6) - 4 = 2 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

right hoof v little angry man (bane): 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (1) - 4 = -3 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1 I think it's that right hoof. You know how a rabbit's foot is good luck? I think Buzz has a "bad hoof". ;)


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

gore v angry guy (guidance): 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 2 + 1 = 10 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

left hoof v angry guy: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (12) - 3 = 9 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

right hoof v angry guy: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (12) - 3 = 9 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Buzz in his inebriated state does a threat display dancing around in an angry little circle, snorting and kicking in the vague direction of the two or three little blurry men he sees before him, nearly trampling Baldrum with his sharp hooves.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzz shakes his antlers at the angry little man and then rears up kicking.

gore v angry guy (guidance): 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

left hoof v angry guy: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (17) - 3 = 14 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

right hoof v angry guy: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (19) - 3 = 16 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle turns and looks back down the dark tunnel.

If he hears or smells anything that seems like a predator, he readies to move 5' toward it and gore it when it is within range.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle eyes a fresh wreath atop one of the monuments, and runs his tongue along his big blunt teeth.

Looking at the map, I'm pretty sure we aren't standing where we are standing but Ierwin and Buzz try to position themselves in relation to Arioch (wherever he is) as they are currently (or as close to that as they can).


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle takes that as his cue to break the window. He hits it with his rack of antlers, seeing another young bull moose inside looking at him fishily.

gore v window: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Given the distraction Buzzwinkle wolfs down another bowl of trail mix and laps up a drink carelessly left on the bar with his huge tongue.

That'll thow that other moothe who ith top bull here! *hic!*

He hiccups and spits out the bowl a moment later.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Seeing the other bull moose in the mirror eat a whole bowl of bar-top trail mix as well, Buzzwinkle gallops around in a circle, snorts, and locks eyes with him to stare him down.


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Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

On his turn during the surprise round, before Heryn can react, Buzzwinkle lowers his huge shout, and eats a whole bowl of bar-top trail mix.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzz sees another male moose on the opposite side of the bar in the mirror and they start aggressively posturing with one another. When Buzz makes a move the other moose seems to mock him by making the same move.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzz bellows for another drink back up at the bar.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle moves up to the counter and introduces himself by knocking the bowl of peanuts off the bar with his huge snout.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |
*Arioch wrote:

[dice=Perception]1d20+4

Wonderful rolls so far...

Arioch makes his way to the bar and asks the bartender where they might find Heryn Gale.

"Pardon me do you know where we might find Heryn Gale? We've been sent to retrieve a parcel for someone. So what on the menu do you recommend?"

The bartender gives Arioch funny, glassy-eyed stare. As if he weren't a bartender at all, but instead a large woodland animal.

It snorts loudly, and wiggles it's ears, before moving it's huge head, and looking across the bar at someone who looks more like a professional barkeep--but in Absalom you never really know.


*BURP!*


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

*snort, hic*

♪♫ Moose music ♪♫


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Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

**hic!** You gonna finish that drink? And does anyone here know how to 'pounce'?


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

**hic!**


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle kicks at and gores the door to the tavern demanding his ale and free, fresh peanuts.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Among the brick-a-brak on the tavern wall, Buzzwinkle finds a moose head.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Buzzwinkle moves to the largest cluster of people and vigorously shakes off.

Everything in the area now smells like damp moose.

*SNORT!*


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

Go into your 'My Account'. Access your PFS characters via 'Edit' then select the character you are trying put a face to and hit 'Edit'. There is an option that I think you overlooked your last time through that allows you to change their icon. This is true for all your accounts/characters.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

And technically you companion does not need to be a Pathfinder Society registered character (with their own PFS number and such) since they level up based upon their master's level. They can just be a 'regular character' like Buzz here created from the menu on your primary account page.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

The moose staggers past, and into the wrong privy, draped in the tavern's Crystalhue lights.

*BELCH!*


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

The moose nods drunkenly to the halfling.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

The moose orders another round.


Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP-hic!*


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Medium Bull Moose 2 HD | hp 11/19 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 (18 v trip) | F +5 R +5 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +2 | Perc +5 (low-light, scent), SensM +1 |

The wobbly moose turns back to his ale. *GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG*