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Agreed! Thanks much. Brocc is definitely picking up one of those, then! I'll mark it on the chronicle sheet.

Thanks so much! Chronicle looks good.

Question: The items listed on the chronicle sheet for purchase, do you still have to be of a level with the item even if it's listed as available on the chronicle?

Specifically I'm looking to drop some gp on the demon mask but it's level 4.

Broccoli salutes the Society captains. "Thank You, We Try. I Must Go Eat Some Sun. Good Day."

The leshy scampers out of the room to go find some daylight to absorb.

Brocc is having a heck of a time contributing in any meaningful way. He can't even get into a flank with an ally to offset his hindrances. He steps southward a bit to try and gain some leverage with Ahas, and unloads a series of sweeping downward strikes against the skunk.

Is Brocc flanking with Ahas there? I don't recall the flanking rules exactly but I think it's a flank. If it's not, easy enough fix, just ignore the flank penalty to its AC.

◆ Step.
◆ Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone) vs Blue, Flank: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone) vs Blue, Flank, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (16) + 8 - 5 = 19 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11
◆ Falling Stone vs Blue, Flank, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 10 = 6 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9

Fortitude DC 20: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Brocc wills the hallucination away. "I Fear No Brine."

♦ Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone) vs Aslynn: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone) vs Aslynn, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 5 = 16 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 1 = 12
♦ Falling Stone vs Aslynn, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (1) + 8 - 10 = -1 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
♦ Falling Stone vs Aslynn, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (10) + 8 - 10 = 8 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8

Brocc hustles up to the skunk and drops into a defensive stance. "I Can Wrestle You," they say matter-of-factly, and attempt to do just that.

♦ Stride 25 ft.
♦ Enter Mountain Stance.
♦ Athletics (grapple): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Athletics (hero point): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

4 Bludgeoning Dmg. if grapple is successful.

WOW. Rude.

Since the last potion isn't claimed, I hope it's okay if Brocc claims it, they're pretty banged up.

Brocc pulls out the final potion and chugs it, then strides closer to the action.

♦ Draw potion of healing.
♦ Drink Potion: 2d8 + 5 ⇒ (7, 4) + 5 = 16
♦ Stride 25 ft.

Brocc pokes around in the detritus for anything that might look useful.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 2 = 10

Brocc triumphantly holds up the gold spoon Mr. Glovely clearly discarded a moment ago.

Brocc hurries in and helps move boxes off the disembodied voice, dismissing Komrock's statements of amazement. They doubt anything is as weird as an Abyss-tainted wrestling cucumber.

I would actually like to use downtime to Retrain. I meant to go Wrestler Dedication with this character and completely brain-farted when I put them together. If I'm reading the Society rules right (which I'm probably not) it will take 28 days to retrain Crushing Grab into Wrestler Dedication, so I'd like to start doing that.

Fort Save DC 14: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

Brocc scampers into a flank with Pine in a vicious vegetable vice, then goes to town with some more hammer-fisted smacks.

♦ Stride 20 ft.
♦ Flurry (Falling Stone Strike) vs Red, Flank: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Flurry (Falling Stone Strike) vs Red, Flank, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (12) + 8 - 5 = 15 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
♦ Flurry (Falling Stone Strike) vs Red, Flank, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (20) + 8 - 10 = 18 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Hero Point Strike #1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Reflex DC 17: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Whew!

As to the other Reflex save, I misread that first save for Pine as being for me, for some stupid reason. I swear my basic reading comprehension has tanked in the last 5 years.

Brocc fights off the urge to dance in place shaking rats off him, and instead punches a bunch of said rats in the face.

◆ Falling Stone Strike vs Swarm 1, Flurry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Falling Stone Strike vs Swarm 1, Flurry, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 5 = 6 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
◆ Falling Stone Strike vs Swarm 1, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (14) + 8 - 10 = 12 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
◆ Falling Stone Strike vs Swarm 1, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 10 = 1 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

DC 17 Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Dang, one away from a crit! Still pretty dang good though. :)

Seeing Ahas is by himself further south, Brocc enters into a low, squat stance and scampers on their little veggie legs over to the thaumaturge's side. "I Can Suplex One Rat At A Time. This Does Not Work Against Several Hundred."

♦ Mountain Stance.
♦♦ Stride 40 ft.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Brocc is distracted trying to suss out the trick behind the ventriloquist whisper, and sort of absently mutters, "Yeah What He Said. Daggers Over There."

Once again Brocc is pretty useless so I'll just try for an untrained Deception check.

Deception (U): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21

WAT

whatisthisidonteven

That's the number I came to as well.

Reflex DC 18: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Do I get a second 10-minute interval? I thought I spent it getting healed.

With literally no other helpful skills worth attempting, Brocc tries to climb the shelves again.

Athletics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

I guess I misunderstood the time limit. I definitely need the healing so I'll only roll on the To-Do List once.

Broccoli decides to check the shelves for dangerous items. And who knows? Maybe one of the dangerous items will help the group get out of this bizarre trap.

Athletics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

OOF. Worst time for a nat 1. Seeing as how Broc is already wounded and I am not interested in them dying on their first mission, I'm going to just keep it.

Brocc immediately chugs one of the potions and rushes off to go check the hallway for danger.

Lesser Healing: 2d8 + 5 ⇒ (2, 2) + 5 = 9

After several stubborn attempts to traverse the Impossible Hallway, they come back just in time for Eltis to plop them down and bind more of their wounds.

I believe that puts me at 32/36. Because the healing happened the second ten-minute interval, I won't have ten minutes to rest and lose the Wounded condition even if I take another of the potions. Instead of wasting one, then, I'll go ahead and carry one with me, if the group is cool with that.

Brocc strides into a flank with Ahas only to watch him fall. "Welp," he says, and goes wild with punches.

♦ Stride 15 ft.
♦ Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone Strike) vs Yellow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone Strike, MAP -4) vs Yellow: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 8 - 4 = 24 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
♦ Falling Stone Strike (MAP -8) vs Yellow: 1d20 + 8 - 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 8 = 2 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Broc stands up on wobbly legs, shakes himself off, and starts heading toward the remaining combatant.

♦ Stand.
♦ Stride 20ft.
♦ Stride 20ft.

Recovery DC 11: 1d20 ⇒ 12

The cucumber fluids stop flowing so much and Broccoli drifts into a nice concussion nap.

Recovery Check: 1d20 ⇒ 16

Whew!

Eh, even if I crit fail my recovery check, I can just pop all 1 of my hero points and stabilize. I'll be okay. Not the best first impression for Broc, though!

Ooh, I had a 1st ed DMG once upon a time. I think the spine was holding together out of sheer spite. XD

I haven't played in a 2e AD&D game in over a decade. Unarmed combat was a frickin d20 chart instead of damage! That system was something else.

Broccoli lies on the floor leaking... something. They're sort of a cucumber, so... juice?

Now they definitely look like salad.

Brocc is starting to look like cucumber salad, but they continue diligently trying to crush Blue in their grasp.

♦ Athletics (grapple) vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 B Dmg: 4 = 4
♦ Flurry of Blows vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 5 = 11 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Flurry 2: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (15) + 8 - 10 = 13 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 = 10
♦ Falling Stone vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 10 = 5 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 1 = 9

Sigh. At least they're functioning properly as a damage sponge!

Brocc discovers he dislikes being poked full of holes. "I Do Not Like That," he intones, then the pools of darkness in their eye sockets swirl dangerously before they attempt to unleash pain.

♦ Athletics (grapple) vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17 4 Dmg on Success
♦ Flurry of Blows (Falling Stone Strike) vs Blue, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 5 = 11 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Flurry 2: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 10 = 5 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
♦ Falling Stone Strike vs Blue, MAP: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 10 = 11 B Dmg: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Welp. That was underwhelming.

I'm back and no longer full of a horrific contagion! Yay, me!

Brocc scratches their head and shrugs. They aren't really suited to any of these tasks except those already taken by others, but they know a little bit about primal magic.

A very, very little bit.

Two others are already doing the only task Brocc is good at so he'll try his hand at the scrolls.

Nature: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 (T)

WHEW!

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Brocc tilts their... head?... in curiosity. "How Do We Figure Out What They Do? Shake Them?"

HECK YEAH LESHIES ALL DAY!!

Brocc blinks in mild surprise. "I Have Not Seen This Many Leshies In One Place Here. Hello New Leshy. I Am Broccoli. What Is Your Name?" You realize now that they're not speaking in a monotone, so much as speaking with an entirely bizarre cadence that puts emphasis on seemingly random syllables.

Brocc holds out one of their rubbery-looking limbs to the new leshy.

Have you ever seen a cucumber with arms and legs? No?

Well, now you have.

The root leshy before the party is not muscular, per se--they're a plant, after all--but they have a particular density about their demeanor that suggests inherent strength. They have no hair, but they do have a tuft of stringy brown leaves that sort of looks like a topknot if you squint hard enough and are not sober. Their eyes are two beady black dots that, the longer you look at them, the more unsettling they become, because you realize they're not proper eyes at all, just two inky black voids with... something... floating in them that vaguely resemble pupils.

In a monotone that is just a hair too loud, he says, "Hello I Am Broccoli. You Can Call Me Brocc If That Is Too Long. I Do Not Need Refreshments."

You're not entirely sure where the mouth came from, or where it went afterward.

Oh, also no glyphs for me.

Hey all! I think I got everything filled out correctly on the macros. Brocc ain't afraid of no friendly fire! But preferably only if it's dire circumstances. Don't just cook them with fireballs all willy-nilly. :D

I don't have any boons for this character except the ones I used to make them, sadly. But if Nyx needs someone to hide behind (er... metaphorically, since Brocc is like three feet tall) feel free to use the monk as a meat shield!

Brocc has signed up for Intro to Year 4! Hopefully we get enough to start soon, I'm excited to wrassle.