Boorgub Boomstick's page

I'm still here, the new babies here now we're getting life back up and rolling. I read every post, but sometimes there just isn't the time to reply or there's just not much for my guy to do. I would like to continue playing though, if that's alright with everyone else that is.

Baby prep make posting hard to keep up. Baby here now so me gets caught up.
Boorgub jumps around to look where Kavous had been and yells almost in pain "NO KAVOUS, YOU WAS BOORGUB FIRST FRIEND" then without missing a beat turns around says "Oh well at least it not Boorgub lets go get big gob sword."
And ADD gob strikes again.

Hey as long as Boorgub is still alive I'm all for moving on.

Boorgub will reload his pistol.

Boorgub will try and hire on the zombieshanks attacking Lurgun.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 6 - 4 = 12
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Boorgub jumps back in astonishment (5 ft step back) stumbles to draw his pistol and shakingly takes aim.

Boorgub pokes Okki and Makena and gestures toward the hall. In the new room he examines the dead bodies for both signs of how they died and valuables.
Perception check: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
I think there are dead bodies, is that clothes on them I'm not sure.

Boorgub will follow everyone into the room, but is very uncomfortable with the lack of sound.

"Thankies for pokying mees. Yous tinks yous can makes fire from boomstick, mees will try and help yous." I took Carft (alchemy) in hopes I could make those cartridges for this gun.

Boorgub, upon hearing Okki, remembers he is still very hurt say "Boorgub too pees, Vonk, me gives you...umm...3 blue shinies for a poke of healy stick."

Boorgub will grab as many shiny things out of the pool as he can.

Boorgub will take another full round of loading his boomstick.

If the pony and Makena haven't killed the nearest boneshanks Boorgub will shoot at it. If they have he will aim at the one by Kavous and Lurgun.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 1
I'm right there with you Makena, but I had even more choices for the roller so I think that means that mine sucks more.

Boorgub takes a round to reload his pistol.

Boorgub charges in with his pistol blazing and fires on the skeleton to the far left.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 5

After standing Boorgub starts to head down the left side of the room.

Yeah, we keep telling the little girl in my wife's tummy how many more weeks she needs to stay in there, buy I think she's already trying to defy us so I know this one is going to be a little firecracker just like her older sister.

I just don't want anyone to think I'm disappearing and I will post whenever I get the chance.

I might be a little slow on posting for the next few months, my wife is pregnant with our 4th child due in October and this one is giving her a run for her money. We've already had multiple hospital visits and it's not looking like there going to end soon. Do to this I've had to take a few sick days from work to play Mr. Mom to our other 3 which leave little time for posting. If I have not posted for over a day and you would like to move the story along I give Red my permission to post on my behalf.

Boorgub stands up and looks around at all the blood and gives Vonk and Kavous a questioning look. "Where dat come from?"

HEAL ME, HEAL ME, HEAL ME! MY BOOMSTICK WANTS TO GO BOOM!
And watch I'll get healed and when I can attack I'll roll ones. Knocking on wood as I type.

Sounds like fun, gotta love those skeletal archers when your in need of a good nap

Now that I'm stable what can I do?

Clearly Makena's excellent knowledge of the humanoid body has fixed the problem ;)

Yes, and isn't it in every medical book that your first supposed to make the wound bigger by ripping out the arrow before any healing can be done. XD

"My throat feels a little scratchy."

Dying roll: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14
I'M STABLE

Boorgub also does a double movement on the other side of the fountain.
I had moved him on the picture but I forgot to say it over here.

Boorgub looks at Vonk and whispers "Shh, If Skelly dudes no here we maybe they no see we."

Boorgub takes a moment to think about what Okki said, "One go in but not come out...Oh, he falled in trap. Oh wait there be traps." After finally coming to this realization Boorgub then plasters himself to the wall and slowly makes his way around the room behind the rest of the group.

Okki actually had a +6 in UND.

Boorgub stuffs as much loot into his pockets and backpack as he can before running out to check the door. When he sees nothing he can do with the door he runs down the hall after Okki and Kavous utterly disregarding the fact that their trying to be stealthy.

I think the fact that there is a door is all Boorgub is perceiving.

After swiping with he could Boorgub decides to investigate the door with Vonk.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Boorgub joins Kavous in his work. "Yous tinks longshankses got num num, yous best bees sharin."
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Not understanding what everyone is saying in common, and thinking it's just battle banter, Boorgub points his pistol at which ever archer is left and fires.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Boorgub reloads his pistol. Which is a standard action.

Boorgub arcs his run around the back of Lurgun and Farg Farg getting into range with the first archer. "YOU SHALL FEEL THEE WRATH OF MEES BOOMSTICKS STUPID LONGSHANKSES!!!" and fires on the first archer, if Makena's dog hasn't killed him. If he's already dead I direct my attack at the second archer:
Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 5

I use my phone and it doesn't allow me to scroll the picture so all I see is us at the entrance to this room. And I know you don't need to lay down to sneak, but Boorgub was going for an army crawl kind of thing with his pistol.

Since I didn't see any longshanks on the map I didn't know if it had been updated yet. So Boorgub will do his second option, stand up and move 30 ft toward the nearest longshank.

Is there any longshanks within 20 ft of Boorgub?
If so:
Boorgub takes aim from where he was crawling across the floor and fires at the nearest longshanks:
Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Damage roll: 1d6 ⇒ 3
If not:
Boorgub stands up and runs closer to the longshanks with his gun raised.

"Mees trys anyting once" Boorgub pulls out his dragon pistol and gets ready to sneak.
Stealth check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23

I didn't have my character sheet in front of me when I said that and all I have on my alias is his racial bonus so I thought I only had +4. So I guess it's better then I thought.

"Boorgub not so good at sneaky sneaky needer, but me is good at boomy boomy."

"Mees bees wit yous Okki. Mees tinks it bees a no no piggy."
And Boorgub follows Okki basically hugging the wall.

Boorgub decides to take a closer look around The Accursed Halls.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

I'm with Lurgun.

"Me sez wees stay wit him," pointing over to Lurgun "hes be seemens to know what's day sayins" he then walks up to Lurgun and pulls on his sleeve, like a little kid trying to get their parents attention, and says [b]whens we be goin ta gets chief gobbo'ses shiny sword, cuz mees want to make mees boomstick go boom."

After hearing Makena speak Boorgub looks to Lurgun with a confused expression on his face and says "What scaley lady say? Me no speak longshanks."
Assuming Lurgun translates what Makena says.
Boorgub then without about it answers Makena but he says it to Lurgun. "Longshankses eats whats gobbos eats, less thems nummy buggies, those theys leaves for gobbos, and me guessing scaley lady."

Sorry, I thought it was evening so I'm reconing
After a minute or two Boorgub wakes to find to meeting is over, not quite sure what just happened he gleefully runs off to join his new friends and start their tunneling adventure.

After hours of lying unconscious Boorgub finally wakes to the view of the morning sun in his eyes. It took him a while to realize he must have been dragged out and left on the sidewalk for the night so he decided he might as well catch up with his new friends so they could get this whole tunnel started.