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Congratulations, Pouty Fishy!


Boss Fishy gave Big Fishy the adamantine jaws to do the biting! 8(=)


*bursts from under some rocks*

BOSS!!! Boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss!!!!

Boss Fishy back! Big Fishy was so lonely with only little retard fishy and hagfishy and celestial legfishy and airbreathers!!

Will Boss Fishy read Big Fishy a story?


Life. Don't talk to me about life.


*pulls Fishstick down away from burning stuff*

Now, now, little retard fishy, stay in water where it not burny.


BOSS!!!!

Big Fishy so glad to see Boss Fishy! Airbreathers trying to take over fishbowl and summoning Big Fishy all over place been driving Big Fishy bonkers!

Big Fishy has been so lonely. *sniff*


*POOF*s from one side of the fishbowl to the other*

Okay, Big Fishy confused now.


BOSS!!

BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS!


Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Big Fishy doubts that makes it.

*POOF*


*punt*

Ow. Big Fishy would bite 8(=) but, being summoned fishy, is compelled to only attack summoner's opponents. Being summoned fishy sucks.

*flops on the floor, gasping*


*POOF*

Big Fishy is sorry Big Fishy is late. Summon spell is 1 round casting time...

*flops on the floor*


Big Fishy not evil. Boss Fishy say Big Fishy too dumb to be evil.

Oh, does Big Fishy win?

Flops on the floor, gasping. Then expires, and vanishes with a *POOF*.


Does little Retard Fishy have helmet on? Yes, good.

*Goes back to swaying back and forth in the corner*


Sorry Monk Fishy, Big Fishy is slippery out of water.

Flops on the floor


Save: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 3 - 4 = 1

Big Fishy thought he had better Fortitude save than that. At least Big Fishy didn't suffocate.

Big Fishy vanishes into thin air.


Big Fishy is apparently summoned monster today.


Great White wrote:

*Spits up a plank*

That yacht was delicious as were the two secret service agents.

Great White Fishy is Big Fishy's hero. After Boss Fishy, of course.

Boss Fishy will come back. Boss Fishy loves Big Fishy. Boss Fishy would never leave Big Fishy with all these non-fishys. Boss Fishy will come back...


Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:
I cast Summon Bigger Fish in front of the cat. "Sure Gaz. Go right ahead."

*flops on the floor*

Little help here?


Big Fishy must start the biting now, to defend Boss Fishy's good name and lordship of the fishbowl!!!

8(=)

8(=)

Boss Fishy be the One True Fishy!


Okay, where did Big Fishy put little retard fishy's helmet?

Congratulations, skull-thing. Big Fishy wishes he had time for contest.

Big Fishy glad to see Urizen back, but Urizen seems to be forgetting third-person manners.

Big Fishy flashes the tines. 8(=)


Big Fishy flashes the tines and waits for Boss Fishy's command to attack. 8(=)


BOSS!!!!!!!!!

Boss Back! Boss Back!

Welcome Back, Boss Fishy!!

Big Fishy not know what to do with Big Fishy's self while Boss Fishy were away...


Mr.Fishy wrote:

As a Fishy, Mr. Fishy is uniquely qualified to testify that water does not cause insanity. Anger, hyperaggression, cynicism, uncontrollable third person references are possible side effects of prolonged exposurer to water...or alcohol. Or at least three mental disorders...

AIR BAD! PERIOD!

Big Fishy not have anger problem. Big Fishy just like to solve problems by BITING! 8(=)

Boss Fishy completely right above, too!


Big Fishy keeps getting ignored by zombies, so Big Fishy thinks fishys not can become zombies.

Then again, Big Fishy seen other fishys not ignored by zombies, so Big Fishy not know what it means.

(Big Fishy tired from all this thinking.)


Big Fishy needs nap after following life raft all weekend. Big Fishy didn't get to chomp any fallen overboard airbreathers, though. Maybe Big Fishy get lucky next year.

Big Fishy nestles in under kelp for nap.


Big Fishy disappointed for not getting any fallen overboard airbreathers. Big Fishy will swim home to fishybowl.


ulgulanoth wrote:
*starts eating souls*

Good thing Big Fishy not sole. Big Fishy closer related to piranha.

8(=)


Gobbles up discarded books.

Big Fishy have tummyache now.


Big Fishy circles liferaft, watching for airbreathers to fall overboard.


Big Fishy will now start using +5 Vorpal Adamantine bite attack bestowed by Boss Fishy.

8(=)

8(=)

8(=)


Big Fishy jumps at birdies. 8(=)


Come with Big Fishy if Fishstick want to live! Bites little retard fishy's tail gently and drags him back to fishbowl.


Splashes back into fishbowl, after foray to save Little Fishy from dry thread.

Oooh, munckins. 8(=)


Come back to fishbowl, Little Fishy. Big Fishy feels strangely like he belongs here, except here is way too dry.

*twitches and flops back to fishbowl*


Big Fishy got it, Boss Fishy! Swims off to find helmet for Little Fishy


Big Fishy agrees with Little Fishy. Fishbowl always needs more fishys.

Does Little Fishy need protection, like little retard fishy? Boss?

Oh, and gesundheit, skull-man.


Big Fishy congratulates talking skull!

And, BITES FOR ALL AIRBREATHERS!! 8(=)


Okay, Burbles. Big Fishy just get confused because Big Fishy just use 8(=) for special bite attack given by Boss Fishy. Maybe Big Fishy have to make special bite attack more different, like 8(=)

Big Fishy would try to straighten little retard fishy's hat, but Big Fishy is only really good at biting things, and Boss Fishy say be nice to little retard fishy.


Big Fishy not believe Lord fishy either. Just because your name include "fishy" not necessarily make you fishy. Big Fishy take skull man's word and BITE AIRBREATHER! 8(=)

Hey Burbles, did Boss Fishy give you special bite attack too?


You tell 'em, boss!

8(=)


Concentric circle being (guy? girl? fishy? Big Fishy can't tell) has gotten a good start with the [suckup], but needs to learn to talk properly, and not use "I". Big Fishy would offer lessons, but Big Fishy is only really good at biting. 8(=)


Tom Qadim wrote:
Dude, I lost most of my cool spells when I evolved from a lich into my present demi-lich form. All I can do is consume their bodies and trap their souls in my gem-teeth, but there are far more hillbilly sea-creatures in here than I have gem-teeth. Sigh.

Big Fishy has never been to one of these "hills" the air-breathers talk about. Big Fishy is a reefbilly.


Congrats, Boss! Want me to bite one of those white fuzzball airbreathers for you? 8(=)


Big Fishy's blessed bite attack (blessed by Boss Fishy, of course) protects him from schlumph curse.

Big Fishy always likes to EPA!

8(=)


Big Fishy sees little blue snacks floating in fish pond!

8(=)


8(=)

Big fishy is a little slow, if you hadn't noticed...


Skull-man lied to Big Fishy? Big Fishy feels betrayed! Can big fishy bite skull-man, Boss? (Big Fishy knows skull-man is friend of Boss.)


Tom Qadim wrote:
"My hovercraft is full of eels." Ok, go...!

*Big Fishy chomps hovercraft 8(=) to get at eels* Mmmm, tasty!


Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
Anybody miss me?

Yes, but Big Fishy's aim will improve.

(BAH-DUM, BUM)


*Big Fishy noms filter, gets tooth stuck.*

Uh, Boff? Helf!!