Onward, beech smoked tofu,
Onward, miso paste
Onward, soy sauce squadrons,
Lay the rascals waste!
Fight in close formation,
Fight in thickest fray,
For the Greater Glory,
Of BeanCurd-i-a!
BeanCurdia should be the foremost military power in Off-Topic World, shark-men and lawyers (same thing?) aside