Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander Drunkensquirrel wrote: Ummmmm . . . Kender? A kender who plays a charming, scamp that isn't all about stealing from them all the time. Oh here's your stuff you dropped.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander looks about. If not corralled actively:
Bander flutters from shop window to cart to investigate smells he keeps a loose orbit of the companions but gets to know the city.
Sleight of hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
As more of the dark tower came into view. "Ooooooo its a creep black tower. Do you think the city grew up around the sickening tower or if the tower was built after the city was here. Can't imagine one allowing the other. I wonder what's inside."
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander shivers at the rotten apple. As the first person comes up and starts asking about far off continents. Bander moves closer, "Wow that does sound interesting. Yeah not south too cold." Even as he agrees with the man suggesting different points to sail for he sees something that catches his eye. sleight of hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12 He reaches over but the man's sudden turn as the elf comes up to give us directions Bander's wayward hand is nowhere near the item when the man's hip slames him in the forehead and Bander moves out of the way. He sputters, "Uh excuse me. Out of eyeline isn't always out of the way." He offers as a polite excuse for being bumped. His effort to make the man feel better for almost knocking him over already more on his mind than what was in his effects.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Stunned for a moment Bander looks around, "Aren't black robes bad. I mean Eveel like the froo-its of the dark lady." He looks toward the dark robed elf and starts to object for Duatha's sake, "Now see . . ." He is cut off by the sharp pop. He starts ever so slightly. Surely a startle, Kender have not the wisdom for fear.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
"Echo is right. Food! Cooked food not foraged leaks and jerky. Actual food. Um Rat . . . have you considered the far superior meat of pigeon, left over horse, no. If you find a street with boarded windows you can find a rat vendor." "Agar?" He looks puzzled.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Once Bander is somewhat sure that there is nothing on the edges of the camp attacking them. He will more closely investigate the mules, "Did we push them too hard? I heard of these people with hollow reeds they would spit needles at enemies sometimes with poison on them."
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
"Trouble!?! . . . Pfff. You know I wasn't the only one pulled in to court 9 times. I mean I know I didn't steal anything." He points waving his finger at everyone implying anyone else might have.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
"But he almost got to three! I will go help unload . . ." A few moments later the sound of crashing and clanging as a mess kit tumbles from the cart along with several items a distracted voice rings out, "Sorry." Later as the past the town, Bander looked at the settlement like a new toy, " . . . but I have never been HERE."
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander volunteers for a watch shift if anyone trusts a Kender's attention span. As he readies his sleeping spot as far from gully stink as he can without appearing to be rude. He comments to the others readying for sleep, "He's a real twitchy one." Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 Oh hey a book. As he plops down he pulls out a book small by human eyes and tries to make sense of it. As he reads out loud quietly its clear he is reading from a poem of Mishakel. "The Great Mother longs to hold you under her wing as a hen her chicks . . ." He looks up and locks eyes with Fuma, "I think you dropped this while we were setting camp." He closes the book gingerly and passes it back to the human.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander sits in the wagon and dips his nose inside his shirt trying to deal with the smell. "Perhaps with the injury it might be good to ge our new friend cleaned up. Ah new friend what's your name?" Bander looks to the gully dwarf.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander cleans off the wand and his hands from the bit of sticky grime that it came with. "Hey look a pointy thing." Bander looks confused, "This guy doesn't look like a teacher. Why does he have a pointer." Realizing that he is talking about someone in front of someone he looks up at the gully dwarf, "Strange this thing stuck to my hand while we were helping you into the wagon."
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
RIZZENMAGNUS wrote:
Wow a wand. I was figuring I found random pocket slime. For the jokes. That's why I wiped my hand on the wagon LOL.
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
In the course of meeting the gully dwarf and getting him 'help' Bander reached into a pouch. The attempt was subtle and unkown to most however. As he withdrew his hand it was covered in a sort of goo. He scraped his hand on the side of the wagon and made a sour face. Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander shrugs, "Well we could split. Sounds like a horrible idea but two goals. The fast team could get on hand and witness confirmation and the slow team can do the job and get paid and not end up wanted for failing a job."
Kender Unchained Rogue 2 HP 19/19 | AC 20, FF 16, T 15 | F +4 R +9 W +2 | Init +5 | CMB +0 | CMD 16 | Speed 20ft | Perception +8
Bander holds up a hand and counts his fingers points over his shoulder sidelong counts his fingers again, "Oh yeah we are going to Palnthus already." He chuckles, "Sooner works for me but do we leave now in the middle of the night?"
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