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*checks pockets* Aha! Now that the apocalypse hasn't happened, I can pay a quarter to give myself BINGO points! Everything within 50 feet of me is now in the Scholar Zone: you must carry a feather pen while inside or you'll lose 12 excuses per second! GO LONG! *throws a melon*
Chain of Command - Caster organizes a single target into a certain ranking. The target will act the part for 1 round. Obscure Mist - Caster is covered up by a kind of fog you probably haven't heard about (it's pretty underground). Double Rainbow Pattern - 24 HD of creatures are left totally awestruck trying to determine the meaning for the double rainbow. Antimagic Field of Play - All non-magical game actions take place within 10 feet of the caster for 10 minutes/level. Cure Serious Business - Removes 3d8 Wisdom + 1/level (max +15); makes target have no sense of seriousness. Jump for Joy - Caster gets bonus on Acrobatics checks whenever he/she succeeds in an objective. One More Time Stop - Time stops for the duration of 1d4+1 Daft Punk songs.
I activate my trap card, and attract all magnets to the Fool Tree for a score penalty! That puts me at D score, which makes me eligible for a free ball and nachos, giving me a +6 score bonus to the next 2 goals I make!
CHANCE TIME All players draw a number of cards equal to their age on Mars. You can only look at every third card. Anyone with now less than 50 cards must find a lion in 5 minutes or suffer a score deduction of 27hut.
For making 3.14159(etc.) consecutive Pi references in what is now the Robo-Zone, I have been summoned onto the Chrome Pillar pi months later, with a 1-month early bonus for holding a green ballpoint pen! All players must now tapioca their scores and take a sideways hike! Meanwhile, I summon a flock of 72 crows, cursing everyone who's level isn't a multiple of 9! XWQ-05 to Ball volley #@$! |
