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...It's captain yesterday...
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Friday falls from FAQ free forums. Fortunately, free from fiat, friends finally figure to find fortune from fun's foreman...

Did he say just what we think?
Does he ridicule our stink?
With which we make when answers leave?
Nay we cannot for up our sleeve
Its not as if we have a man
Or woman heading our games we can
Ask the questions we need to know
To make the game not come to slow
This rhyme is not the best of them
So I sum it up; just ask your GM!

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...Alias property of thegreenteagamer, who has posted in this thread before asking rules questions and thanking team for FAQs...

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99.9734% probability of troll.

After myself, Orthos, Ambrosia Slaad, Monkey and the Korean Spammers I'm pretty sure there aren't enough good aliases left.

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TGTG in the same room. Captain has acknowledged his presence in previous posts...

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...This IS captain yesterday...

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87.323% probability of troll.

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Frankly I would bet if they knew the pattern they would later be following prior to making the CRB, it would be Sorcerer spells and wizards would happen to cast off the Sorcerer list, [b]or vice-versa.[B]

Don't be ridiculous. Obviously they would have called them WIZARD spells and just said that sorcerers cast off the Wizard list!

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Clearly written in paragraph at end to specifically prevent misunderstanding. 97.39% probability of troll.