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Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Will be doing CS work today!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Hmmm, let me see if my history of rolling one on hit dice continues.

Oracle HP: 1d8 ⇒ 6

WOO HOO!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical did not smile at Sapphire, but this was because much like her he did not express himself as a regular humanoid did. He did bob his head slightly, tail slowly drifting side to side behind him.

"Yes, there are more evil cultists and demons to destroy."


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical shakes his snot slowly. "Unfortunately brain washing causes much harm as well." he points out, "Us fleshy types are not so convenient to dissuade I am afraid."


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Never! Aurical is only an oracle.

Say that ten times fast. :D


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Oh my. Power up time!

...wow. Fifth level is such a dead level for oracle it's crazy.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

"Causing a living thing undo pain is what is cruel Sapphire." Aurical explains with surprising patience and lack of fear. Perhaps because they were not in combat at the moment or because of the topic at hand. "We are killing these cultists because they are a threat to everything we value. We should kill them with the most efficacy we can muster." he adds, trying to speak her language.

TBC he was speaking to his multi-tool about corruption. Not Sapphire.

"My concern Adigale is for her causing the living undo pain by trying to poke around in their heads. I will say some evil rituals call on the desecration of the dead. If we take to mutilating corpses we might end up aiding our enemy."

"Very well contraption." Aurical says with a resigned sigh, "You may assimilate the nets."


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical inspects the nets with caution. "Are you sure contraption?" he asks with suspicion, "These are demon devices, would they not corrupt you? If they do, I will shatter you on a forge."

This briefly distracts him from Sapphire opening up the skull of a cultist. "That is cruel Sapphire, and not the actions of a crusader." he explains, "Save that for demons... they are more resilient to such things anyway."

He paws at her hip a moment, trying to get into her pack. "I require one of those vials of holy water." he pleads, "For when my crossbow fails me."


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical did not think to blush, but his tail swayed behind him in minor agitation. "Look at the tinker's tart, oh how she titters, glad she's on my side, she can kill all those critters." he singsonged in a small voice. He gave a huff and tried to focus on his spell. The enemies were so wonderfully grouped, and they really shouldn't blink around Sapphire.

Burst of Radiance (Damage): 4d4 ⇒ (3, 1, 3, 2) = 9
Burst of Radiance (Blind/Dazzle): 1d4 ⇒ 2

DC15 reflex save vs the blindness. Spell resistance applies. On save target is dazzled instead. 10' burst should hit them all. Only damages evil creatures. Not hittin Sapphire.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical was having a poor time, but I am fine with things not going his way. It's amusing. I'm sure he would have made his save eventually. Probably... maybe. ^_^''

That said, he will just be doing some light healing on our paladin to keep him upright. After Sapphire uses her invisibility and maybe the party takes some more spread damage he can follow it with a channel or blind.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

As the horrible gas passes Aurical is free to do something productive with his time. Hearing Sapphire's taunting and melodic voice his head perks up. "You're all very dead." he noted as matter of fact, "Very soon." He focuses on something other than doing damage, placing his hands to his paladin protector and calling on the healing of Abadar.

CLW: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

I'm going to be really sad if Aurical keeps failing his save every round. NGL- Playing the game I always focused fired dretchs in the early segment just to save their fart clouds incapacitating the entire party on inevitable save fails.

Thankfully you can ignore gas clouds later on.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

cough


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

The small kobold had to remind himself to move forward as he started to wheeze in the smoke. The wheeze turning into a gag as his body rejected breathing in such foulness. He stumbled forward to the safest place he knew, behind Arrius. His floating disk, which he had been riding on earlier, floated along behind him and clattered noisily with the various metal implements piled onto it.

He had no witty bluff this time, tiny clawed hands clutching at the back of the paladin's knee to try and steady himself.

Fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Oh dear, it's going to be like that is it?


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4
Sahala Love wrote:

/you may have seen this message in various discussion threads on this forum/

Hi folks! I'm going to a meditation camp for two weeks. No phone, internet, TV, or anything like that... Just diving deep inside myself. Thus, in the period from December 30 to January 14, I will not be in touch. From January 15-16, I will return to participate in all the games. I wish you all a Happy New Year! See you soon.

Missing my hatching day I see! The nerve!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

I'm not seeing myself. Am I hiding behind the android again, or is it because he scampered for cover and went downstairs?


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical had cast light on Arrius weapon previously, and he has low light vision.

Fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

"Agh, foul foul foul!" Aurical cries in distress. Both his hands going to his snout. His crossbow resting over his forehead as he did so. He did all he could and scampered for cover.

I'm just seeing the old map/


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 15

The kobold cranes his neck, listening carefully but not noticing anything. After a moment of unmoving contemplation he will cast light onto Arrius' weapon. "Lead on brother Arrius." Aurical beckons, "Show them a paladin knows no fear."


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Sorry for the delay in posting. Have been working while sick all month and it worsened before the weekend. Then I wrenched my neck. Just a bad combination of worse luck.

I updated several of my campaigns and will continue posting in the morning after work.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

If you get hurt trying to sacrifice Aurical who will heal you?


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Quick, everyone start closing tabs in their browser!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

The best of news. Lost my grandmother (mother really) a few years back. Good to hear you'll have yours for a while. <3


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Nothing from Aurical.


Little Blaze wrote:
Aurical wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
SqueezeMeNow wrote:


Touched by divinity gives you a 1st level domain spell as a spell like. Can be very useful depending on the domain/subdomain. I have a kobold of my own who has the trade subdomain. Gives him floating disk as a spell like to aid carrying.
Stuffs Aurical in a bag! :P
Unhand me you oaf! Squirms aggressively.

Put the maiden down, or suffer the embarrassment of being defeated by a person a third your size!

A guy? Um. Put the innocent victim down or be defeated by a kobold!

Thank you fellow smol-bold!


Shadow Dragon wrote:
SqueezeMeNow wrote:


Touched by divinity gives you a 1st level domain spell as a spell like. Can be very useful depending on the domain/subdomain. I have a kobold of my own who has the trade subdomain. Gives him floating disk as a spell like to aid carrying.
Stuffs Aurical in a bag! :P

Unhand me you oaf! Squirms aggressively.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical simply watches, his gaze passive. He briefly considered making a joke about taking up the mace, but now was not the time. His tail swished about behind him as he otherwise stood stock still.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

So we aren't having to magically prod and poke gear to identify it, but Aurical can actually identify potions if everyone is fine with roleplaying that in the future. Just another valuable service he provides!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

As Aurical is so kindly carted around like a small child in a shopping cart he will load his disk up with the various sundries the party comes across. Needing very little space on his disk for himself. He reaches out with his small clawed hands, arms lifted to accept each burden from the taller party members while he continued to sit at hip level.

Eventually though the burden grew too great for his personal comfort, and he had to hop down the the floor below. Thankfully, the room leading to the remaining uncleared space was free of most of the mess that now decorated the rest of the building.

Seeing Arrius pick through the good the little kobold couldn't fault their main tank from wanting items of protection. "If you wish to take the warding ring and potions for yourself dear paladin, keep in mind I will need to focus my healing on the fairer, more vulnerable members of our group..." Aurical cautioned, "I would take one of the lesser potions for the sake of the group. I could administer it as a last resort if my healing was overtaxed. To save one of your lives, naturally."

The entire time the little kobold was busy trying to decide what his share should be after this mission was concluded. He had taken very little of the spoils, and when all was said and done his extra bit of the take should be at least enough to get him a new piece of finery.

Aurical would only ask a single potion of cure light wounds. Though he is keeping track of who is getting what. :3


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Can't stand bugs! Clearly this place needs a thorough cleaning!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

This is much easier than walking! Also, this might have something to do with the next feat I take. Magic tricks are fun.


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Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Not wanting the gore on his robes, or on his bare feet, the little kobold conjures a golden disk of light and hops up onto it. Sitting primly and reaching out for Arrius. He let the paladin carry him over to the statue, regarding it with a careful look. He was not of that faith, so he let it pass. Instead, he reached on and snagged hold of Sapphire's belt. Catching a ride as she wandered about. Peeking past her waist from his seat and helping her look about. When he was satisfied with his progress in that direction, he would catch hold of Adigale's tail as gently as possible and hitch a ride with her. Assisting her as well.

Perception (Assisting): 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4

Casting floating disk for the next four hours as a spell like ability.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Not planning to throw out a ton of healing, just helping allies while topping the party off. Don't worry about Aurical, he has healing for days. Channel, Lay on Hands, and spells.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical was briefly stunned as Adigale began to discuss with the group, already sensing she would be joining them. If for no other reason than they were constantly increasing their level of crazy. He simply stared, muzzle partly open. When he did shake out of it he was waving off Arrius plan to heal anyone.

"A kind gesture brother Arrius." Aurical began as he primly walked over to join the conversation, "But allow me. I have plenty of healing left for everyone. Gather together now... yes... very good. Breath in... and out."

Aurical began to channel the positive energy that was was reserved inside him. Bringing a pulse of golden healing light to all.

Channel Positive Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11

2/5 daily channel used


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

He really needs to have Tomald Stump on his inter-planar talk show. The man will make Golarion great again.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

I have faith in you brother. Make your next attack with a +2.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Can't assist other for your own AC. It can apply to your next attack. So you don't miss. Again.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

As an expert on commerce I know exactly how you upset her. Didn't subscribe to her onlyfans.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Don't worry. If Arrius dies you can make a morally questionable character and Aurical can collapse into stress induced madness trying to work with the suicide squad.

If Sapphire doesn't turn herself into a smoking crater first. :D


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

As the schir charged in Aurical panicked. Brow shooting up in surprise before he ducked low in a panic, giving a chirp of fright. Laying his crossbow on the ground and going down into a full crouch to try and duck the swing. The upward swipe of the demon came in low, but not low enough as the kobold was not more than a foot off the ground in his current defensive posture.

Brushing his snout to ensure he had not been hit, he leaves his crossbow on the stone and dons his shield. Lifting that arm out before him as he reaches back and draws his small sickle.

"You're such a stupid creature." Aurical hissed in agitation, "Evil beings should never expose their back to a paladin! Smite him Arrius!" Even as Aurical warns the demon of what was to come, he took a swipe with his sickle to keep it's attention forward.

Assist Other AC10: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

So +2 to the paladin's attack if this works.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Getting some fun vibes from that round.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

I have every confidence the dice will come around at a key moment so Arrius can die with dignity.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

I am dumb and misread how the DM wrote the spell. Never mind my "correction".

The scalding heat from the bomb made Aurical hiss, and he took a step away from the combat. Glancing over his shoulder he took a careful appraisal of the positioning and eased himself back through the door. Putting the further enemies out of his range. He focused his ire on the four nearest combatants, marking them as enemies. Truly, and without mercy to benefit from the grace Abadar provided.

Clutching his holy symbol the little kobold sighed in relief, putting aside his anger, frustration, and the stress of combat. Finding a moment of peace as the positive energy filled him. Suffusing him, knitting his wounds, before oversaturating the golden kobold and bursting out in every direction to heal his allies.

As well as the odd redcaps.

Channeling energy to heal. Excluding the four enemies in range and healing everyone else. The other three enemies should be out of range.

Channel Positive Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5

1/5 Daily Channel Used


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Do you have another character named Arrius? I figured that was what did it with my druid. He became nega-Kayle.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Oddly enough I tend to have decent to good rolls. I did have a druid that was absolutely cursed with bad rolls though. In an amusing twist of fate he died right after getting a key natural twenty in a combat. Grappled a skeleton lord so he couldn't keep using his 2-hander on people.

Then skeleton lord rolled a twenty as well and put his clawed hand through the druid's chest. Died like a hero.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4
Arrius Voralius Constantine wrote:
Liliyashanina wrote:
You did hit him, critically, but he is still up, kind of amusing that only you managed to hit him.

I told you guys, Constantine is useless. Kill him and get a real paladin in here to help. :(

Meat shields are people too!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

How dare you sir! T'was my aunt.


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Naturally, we have total concealment against any blinded enemies. More to the point, Sapphire does! Snek attack!


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Did my critical threat with the crossbow fail in some way?

Hearing so much commotion and noticing enemies beyond, Aurical will scoot himself between Arrius' legs with a hurried "Excuse me." and slip into place behind Sapphire again. Looking past her backside to the cluster of enemies through the doorway.

"Oh well isn't that just the perfect place to shine some light." he chirps. Tail swaying in small parabola through the air as he began the incantation anew. He reached into his component pouch once more, his clawed fingertips scraping powdered silver dust against a piece of flint.

His fingers alight, he drew out the familiar holy symbol and chanted in draconic. The symbol vanishing as he completed the spell. Then blinking back into existence right in the face of the flying demon. "Abadar condemns you!" he cried out. The symbol growing immediately brighter, growing into a blinding flash of light seared the evil in it's radius.

Using his second of four daily second level spells to cast burst of radiance again. Should be able to hit yellow, blue, purple, the flying thing, and the shir. DC15 reflex save vs the blindness. Spell resistance applies. On save target is dazzled instead.

Damage on evil targets!: 4d4 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 3) = 11
Blind/Dazzle Duration: 1d4 ⇒ 1


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

Aurical continues to scamper in behind Arrius, putting his smll crossbow between the paladin's legs to try and fire straight up into the cultist's chest.

"Do not flirt during combat!" he scolds Sapphire. Hoping beyond hope the android does not see through his stern bluster for fear.

Crossbow, again into melee: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 231d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Bluff: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Ooh, critical threat!

Confirm/Damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 191d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Kobold Oracle (Divine Herbalist) 4

^_^''

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