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Everyone should be working toward group enjoyment, while casting out those who refuse to believe in this.

Ah, I'm glad to see that the Society was able to recover its information smoothly, with casualties at a minimum.
But now our superiors have seen fit to put pirates and slave traders of the Shackles into the Society? The very people who, not moments ago, had threatened to put our priceless information to the torch for the possibility of a few measures of gold?
What, exactly, is it that makes us better than the Aspis Consortium, whom we've been fighting and bickering with these past few years, and where would I be able to read it? More Pathfinders should be able to take pride in that.

Now, Krunch, you've been doing so well these past few weeks. Sometimes, when they think you're going to hit them, you don't actually need to hit anyone.

...Though, if you're on a mission and you encounter any of those people with their snake badges, then hitting is just to be expected.

To Lady Morilla with pride,

I'm delighted to hear of all the successes in Magnimar, be they yours, the individual Pathfinders, or the Society as a whole. I've just been so busy in Absalom these past few months that I haven't found time to get to Varisia, but I'm actually envious. I love the culture and music of Varisia, possibly because a part of my heritage lies in its people.

It goes without saying that I'd be eager to give one of those hidden ancient wizard-priest-kings a piece of my mind! Philosophizing ways of making peoples' lives worse is no way to build an empire, and anyone who actually wants to practice this sin clearly doesn't know how better to live their lives. I can't help but think that those runelords must have made up their goddess in order to trick them by faith when their ancient magic ran out - "runes, fate and obedience" indeed!

We should be the first to welcome any one of those Runelords to modern Golarion, and - if they're still so set in their sinful ways - give them a long-overdue introduction to Pharasma and Groteus.

Apologetically yours,

Viscountess Elspeth Thisslyn, Witch of the Green Faith

A public response to Mr. bin Kaleel

I agree with you when you say the Society is more than just a well-funded gang of murderers and thieves. I also try to set a good example wherever I go, trying to prevent the apologies I end up making anyway. Your idea is indeed refreshing, though I don't believe in using custom-made trinkets to identify the more mature of us. Striving for excellence, and assisting others as they ask, is a goal enough.

I know how you feel, though: a while ago, I was sent on a mission with a large man of... mixed heritage, who largely knew how to swing around a large sword and answered only to "Krunch". He did want it spelled that way, so I'm certain he was literate.

Anyway, as we conversed, it happened that he showed a passion for learning and socializing, but nobody had ever consented to teach him. He came a long way, and once, when we encountered an acient Thuvian riddle (don't ask about the circumstances), he wanted to answer it instead of me. I let him, and he figured it out all by himself!

My point is, while assisting our more... violent associates is a good and noble thing, it doesn't have to be our duty. I'll continue to provide what help I can, and if I meet someone who bemoans single-mindedness in her fellow Field Agents, I'll make sure to mention Aram bin Kaleel.

Blessings upon your goal,
Viscountess Elspeth Thisslyn

Hm, it seems to me that a big Taldan export is its public speakers. I've always liked its culture, its ideals, but from Absolom to Oppara, everyone seems to try to fiddle with other nations' issues then dealing with their own. "Pride" won't mean much if you don't back it up with a solid effort.

I still have one of those "iconically proud" letters at home. Some older Pathfinders might remember them:
"Dear Loyal Pawn,
I'm just writing to tell you that I'm much, much wealtheir than you. Also, would you mind stealing something for me to show off at a party I'll throw next week? Nothing says 'Confident Glory' like ill-gotten trinkets!
Snootily yours, Baron What's-his-name"

...Oh, there I go, getting in on the public speaking myself! I just want to say that when I'm not off on a mission, I work at the Baltwin orphanage and cook for the Morilla estate, and just because I like fanciness and good manners, I'm not afraid to do the dishes and laundry.

Well, when she does it, is it a spell or a prayer? That might make a difference.

Hm, I recall when I used to do that: I'd carry around a flask of brandy (originally, it was supposed to be part of my healer's kit), then spit it out over a spark. I don't do it anymore, though.

Oh, I've heard of the Grand Convocation, but with all the time and money and travel involved, I doubt I'll be able to make it. I wish I could bring along some home cooking, but-

Oh bug- er, that is, it's always saddening to see the beginnings of love spurned. Still, good graces are no substitute for good decisions. Now I think I should be there, if only to cheer the mood and keep violent aberrations from oozing along the city streets.