Arnold-R-IMR's page

Are you looking at me? Stop looking at me! The Computer is everywhere!

Character for a Paranoia pbp game that never got off the game.

This humble citizen thanks you for your eneffable wisdom and generosity oh mighty computer sir.

I already have some approved (oh, very, very approved) media in mind Sir.

Only 50 reasons to love the computer? I would have thought at least 56.3…

Arnold-R-IMR... why you're... you could be my tw--

Sorry... must be the little red dwarfs dancing in my head.

Er... I'm sorry citizen, you must be confusing me for someone else. Perhaps my cousin Ace?

(heheh, messin' with heads....)

Mister Computer Sir! Citizen Arnold-R-IMR reporting for active duty Sir! (Waves off snappy salute).

Mister Computer Sir, I can absolutely certify that I have no treasonous material in my possession. I have no knowledge of any treasonous documents, I have never seen any treasonous documents, I would not know any treasonous documents if I was clobbered hard over the head with them Mister Computer Sir.

While this citizen would never (ever, ever, ever) question the wisdom and omnipotence of the mighty computer, I humbly submit that the specifications for self ranking of personal attributes, and the regulations for skill training are contained in said treasonous materials.

As such, most wise and omnipresent Computer, please allow your databanks to re-schedule any minor, minor errors which may be found in the following encrypted aptitude results.

Citizen Arnold-R-IMR awaiting (much anticipated) forced re-education and further instructions.