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Someone dump Int there AM SORCERER? or have you been chillin' over at AM BARBARIAN's throne of Skulls too long? ME DESTROYED AM BARBARIAN WITH CHARISMAFIRESPELL AND NOT HANG OUT AT HIS THRONE OF SKULLS, ANYONE GOT PROFESSION TAXIDERMY, I HAS A BATTY BAT I NEED TO STUFF.
TO FIX WIZARD GIVE BLOODLINE INSTEAD OF SKOOL, MAKE CHARISMA BASED AND THEMED FEATS AND SPONTANIOUS SPELLCASTING. THAT FIX LAME ASS WIZARD.
AM BEING MAD AT AM BARBARIAN FOR NOT POSTING BUILD!!! AM BARBARIAN IS A STUPID MEANY HEAD WHO DOES NOT HAVE GUTS TO POST BUILD, HE NOT READY FOR THE BUILD I POST AFTER HIS BUILD IS POSTED, MY FIRE MAGICS WILL DESTROY STUPID MEANYBRAIN AM BARBARIAN WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW WELL THEY WORK ON AM BARBARIAN. BATTY BAT WILL ALSO SUFFER MY WRATH, BECAUSE BATTY BAT ALSO DOES NOT POST HIS BUILD AND HE MIGHT NOT BE FIREPROOF. I DO MORE DAMAGE THAN RAGELANCEPOUNCE WITH MY CHARISMAFIRESPELL. AM BARBARIAN IS AFRAID TO POST HIS BUILD BECAUSE HE KNOWS MY CHARISMAFIRESPELL IS THE DEADLIEST POWER IN THE UNIVERSE. AM BARBARIAN IS THE REASON WHY YOU KEEP LOSING RIGHT SOCKS IN THE DRYER, AM BARBARIAN STEALS PIES FROM LITTLE OLD LADIES WINDOWSILLS WITH BATTY BATS HELP. SMOKE AND SORCERERS FIAT SAYS RAGELANCEPOUNCE NOT WORK, AND DIVINERS POWERS MEANS AM BARBARIAN GOES LAST IN A ROUND AND I GO FIRST WHICH MEANS CHARISMAFIRESPELL TUNS STUPID AM BARBARIAN INTO A PILE OF ANGRY CINDERS. MY MAGIC IS BETTER THAN RAGELANCEPOUNCE AND BATTY BAT. I PITY AM BARBARIAN, I AM SHOUTING WORDS!!! I AM TAKING FORUM POSTINGS VERY VERY SERIOUSLY!!!! CHARISMAFIRESPELL REMOVES ALL OBSTACLES. I HAVE FEAT/SPELL/SKILL/MAGIC ITEM THAT DESTROYS RAGELANCEPOUNCE AND MAKES ME THE WINNER FOREVER AND EVER. I HAVE MORE CONSTITUTION THAN A WIZARD WITH A LOWER CONSTITUTION AND MORE HIT POINTS THAN A FIRST LEVEL WIZARD WITH TOUGHNESS.
BUT BUT AM HAVING HIGHEST CHA! AM HAVING SOME CON AND DEX! AM HAVING FIRE! AM HAVING CROSSBOW AND LONGSPEAR! AM CANNOT LOSE!!!! LOSING IS FOR UGLY PEOPLE!
AM SORCERER NOT WORRIED, AM SORCERER HAS MORE CONSTITUTION THAN AM WIZARD WITH A LOWER CONSTITUTION, HAS HIGH CHA FIRE MAGIC, AM THE WINNER FOREVER.
AM SORCERER HAVE WAY TO KILL AM BARBARIAN, USE HIGH CHA AND UMD TO HIT AM BARBARIAN FOR MANY HIT POINTS DAMAGE, MUCH FIRE DAMAGE, AM SORCERER CAN DO THAT BECAUSE I NOT ALWAYS READING. AM SORCERER WOULD BRING MORE DETAILS OF MASTER PLAN BUT DETAILS ARE FOR UGLY PEOPLE.
I'd also like to point out that Seoni has magically enhanced breasts. AM BREASTS NOT MAGICALLY ENHANCED, AM BREASTS ARE MAGICAL, AM FROM "AWESOME RACK" BLOODLINE, AM LACTATING MAGIC. THE ORACLE EQUIVALENT OF MY BLOODLINE HAS THE "BAD BACK" CURSE.
AM THE BEST CASTY, CAN CAST WITHOUT BOOKS, CAN USE OTHER PEOPLES SHINEYS, CAN USE LONGSPEAR, HAS MOST 1ST LEVEL GROUPIES, HAS LEAST CLOTHES, AM BETTER THAN AM BARBARIAN.
SORCERER IS BEST CLASS AM CASTY AM USING UMD AM HAVING WIZARD COHORT TO GIVE ME SCROLLS AM USING CROSSBOW
UR SPELLBOOK COULD ACCIDENTALLY BE TURNED INTO THE LIBRARY WITH YOUR OTHER BOOKS AND THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO!! YOU NEED A MINI SPELLBOOK INSIDE YOUR SKULL LIKE AM SORCERER!! ITS JUST LIKE A WIZARDS SPELLBOOK BUT ITS SMALLER AND INSIDE MY HEAD!! I HAVE ONE RACE THAT WORKS FOR MY CLASS AND YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR OR FIVE!! AM SORCERER IS STRONG IN THE ATTRIBUTE THAT ALL OTHER CLASSES DUMP, THIS SHOULD MATTER MORE THAN IT DOES.
Sorcerers have what exactly? SORCERERS HAVE GREAT POWER!!! SORCERER BLOOD IS FULL OF MYSTIC POTENTIAL!! THAT WHY SORCERER HAVE MORE SPELLS PER DAY!!! IF SORCERER NOT HAVE RIGHT SPELL IN REPERTOIRE SORCERER JUST BLAST PROBLEM WITH FIRE!! SORCERER BEST FACE CLASS, SORCERER HAS CHARISMA THAT IS BEST STAT IF PAIZO CHANGES RULES!!! |
