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*SLOWLY SHEATHES HOLY AVENGER*

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Evil Horse wrote:
You want fun? I can get you fun; I can get you fun by three o'clock. With polish. There are ways, TOZ, trust me; you don't want to know.

AM HEAR BEATING HORSES FUN TOO!

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The Sideromancer wrote:
I was not aware AM had Lawful counterparts...

AM HERE.

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Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

So, a tangent.

Am I the only one who misread the title to say, “Why Paladins should be free to be Duty Free”? I was imagining a chain of Paladin-run duty free shops next to regular portals going to other planes, and selling all the useful basics like holy water, wands of air bubble, potions of fire resistance...

Also gifts for the discerning paladin to bring to their hosts. In the case of a visit to Abbadon, that might mean a holy dagger to the heart, but I could also see more pleasant host gifts like meditation crystals and seven color rings.

Oh, that was only me? Never mind, then! Carry on.

Hmm

AM SUPPORT THIS.

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AM TWO BARBARIANS? AM PALADIN NEED AM VACATION.

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AM SMITING NAZIS

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AM BARBARIAN wrote:
HOLD ON, BARBARIAN KNOW HOW TO FIX PROBLEM. SUNDER EXTRA UNIVERSES.

AM REMEMBER LAST TIME SUNDER UNIVERSES, AM PALADIN STILL SMITING ET-IC-ALL DIE-LEMMA.

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AM NO UNDERSTAND APOLOGY, CULL AM FINE NAME

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ElementalXX wrote:
How many personalities does TOZ have anyway?

AM LEGION.

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AM PALADIN. AM NOT MUCH ELSE.

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karlbadmannersV2 wrote:
AM PALADIN not fall

AM PALADIN AM AGREEING WITH FELLOW POSTER. AM PALADIN DO AMPOSSIBLE AND KICK FALSE DILLEMMA TO THE CURB.

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PALADIN AM NOT MARTIAL. PALADIN AM SUPER.

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PALADIN THREADS AM ETERNAL.

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SMITE PLAYER. HOW AM THIS EVEN QUESTION?

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*AM FACEPALM*

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PALADIN AM NOT KNOWING WHY FIGHTER NOT AM PALADIN. MAYBE AM LACKING IN CHARISMA DEPARTMENT.

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PALADIN AM SEEN CARE BEAR STARE ON JABBERTHINGY. CLEAN-UP AM TAKE THREE DAYS.

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PALADIN AM FIND HATE NOT SMITEABLE. VERY INSIDIOUS. MUST FIGHT WITH LOVE AND PEACE.

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AM BARBARIAN wrote:
HAVE DIFFERENT PORTRAITS, SUBTLY DIFFERENT TALKY PATTERNS AND EVERYTHING. ALSO PALADIN PROBABLY NOT SMASH IF TALKING FOR 50 SECONDS. RELIGION AM LIKE, ALL ABOUT THE TALKING FOR 50 SECONDS.

PALADIN AM HAVE TROUBLE WITH TALKING FOR 50 MINUTES. 50 SECONDS AM NOT PROBLEM.

CLERGYMAN TALK FOR HOURS, PALADIN AM EXCUSE PALADIN, REMEMBERING SMITING NEEDED ELSEWHERE.

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Darksol the Painbringer wrote:
I must say that a Paladin should have a required intelligence score of 10, because a Paladin with Intelligence as a dump stat looks just plain stupid and quite frankly, frowned upon to even be a proper selection for Paladinhood.

PALADIN GOD AM SAY INT NOT REQUIRED, WILL TO SMITE AM REQUIRED.

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PALADIN AM ON HOLD WITH PALADIN GOD. PALADIN GOD AM BUSY SAVING REALITY. PALADIN AM SAYING NO TO RAVING POSTER.

PALADIN AM FALL FOR EVIL ACT AND CODE VIOLATION. NOT KILLING EVIL AM NOT EVIL ACT OR CODE VIOLATION. NOT SMITING LICH AM NOT GOOD ACT EITHER. PALADIN AM FACED WITH DELICATE SITCHATION AND MUST NOT SMITE BLINDLY.

MANY FELLOW POSTERS AM PROVIDE GOOD GUIDANCE BEFORE PALADIN DOES. AM SUGGEST FOLLOW THEM ADVICE.

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zylphryx wrote:

sooooo...

AM GM!

PALADIN AM APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

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ciretose wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
What Odraude said. Every thread is a Monk thread, because MAD finds a way to squeeze their arguments into anything.
I thought all threads were God Wizard threads?

AM PALADIN THREADS.

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OR PALADINS.

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PALADIN AM RESULT OF SMITING DEAD HORSE OVER AND OVER.

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GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD!

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Brinymon DeGuzzler wrote:
Deadmanwalking wrote:
Brinymon DeGuzzler wrote:

Let me put it this way. I consider torturing undead the same as torturing Devils/Demons.

Is torturing Devils/Demons an evil action?
Yes. Yes it is.
How so?

TORTURE AM TORTURE. AM EVIL ACT ALWAYS. NOT MATTER IF AM PUTTING PALADIN FEET IN FIRE OR AM LOCKING DEMON IN ROOM WITH CARROT TOP. PALADIN GOD AM SAY SO REGARDLESS OF VICTIM. TORTURE AM EVIL.

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PALADIN AM AVOIDING EMBARRASSING SITUATION. ONCE SMITING NEUTRAL NECROMANCER. AM VERY BIG MESS.

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PALADIN AM SO PROUD OF AM THREAD.

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GROD AM CHANGE PALADIN CAN BELIEVE IN.

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PALADIN AM STUMPED ON IMPROVING PALADIN/ORC RELATIONS. AM AGREEING ON SMITING, AND AGREEING ON DISAGREEING ABOUT WHAT TO SMITE WITH. (PALADIN AM GREATSWORD, ORC AM GREATAXE. BOTH AM GREAT.) PALADIN AND ORC NOT AGREEING ON WHAT TO SMITE. WHAT GROD THINK?

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GROG REMIND PALADIN OF SOMEONE. AM NOT SURE WHO.

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loaba wrote:
The Pally is an attention- magnet, at least until he realizes that drinking is against his religion.

PALADIN AM CONFUSED. PALADIN AM KNOW MANY DWARF PALADINS. MUST ASK HOW THEY KEEP POWERS.

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Urizen wrote:
Someone please explain to me the significance and/or meaning of the 'AM' nomenclature such as AM BARBARIAN or AM <insert_name>?

AM FAMILY TRADITION.

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Mergy wrote:
AM RANGER wrote:

HA! BETTER ASK WHAT RANGER NOT DO.

RANGER NOT STAND AND FIGHT - RANGER HIT AND RUN.
RANGER NOT FIGHT, KILL AND DIE - RANGER HUNT AND KILL.
RANGER TRACK, SNEAK, SHOOT. RANGER MAKE NASTY AMBUSH IN FAVOURED TERRAIN.
RANGER ALWAYS DO WELL.
Fixed that for you.

RANGER AM VERY QUIET, PALADIN AM FORGET RANGER AM THERE MANY TIMES. AM LIKE ROGUE, BUT BETTER.

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Matrixryu wrote:
Yay, necrothread. Let's call in a paladin to kill it.

AM SMITING ALL THE TIME!

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PALADIN LIKE FUNBITS, ENCOURAGE MORE PRODUCTION, ?????, PROFIT!

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PALADIN AM SEEING AKA TOO.

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GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD!

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Morally confused Paladin wrote:
"Foul Necromancy!"

AM SMITING ALL TARGETS.

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SKIRMISHER AM BANNED FOR BEING BANDWAGON JUMPER.

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PALADIN AM IMAGINE AM BARBARIAN/AM CLONE RAGELANCEPOUNCE CROSS-COUNTER. AM CONCERNED FOR SPACE-TIME CONTINNUM.

PALADIN AM FOUND EXAMPLE. 1:30.

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PALADIN AM ALWAYS WINNING.

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AM DIRTY DM FIAT.

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PALADIN AM NOT FEAR BARBARIAN-PALADIN. PALADIN AM NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF. PALADIN AM HAVE AURA OF COURAGE, DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

PALADIN AM RESPONDING TO GHOST. AM NEEDING TRUE SEEING.

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POSTER AM MEAN 'DESTRUCITY', NOT 'DISPARITY'.

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PALADIN AM SUPPORT IDEA.

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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Trinam... just how many of these threads are there?

AM LEGION.

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AM NO LAW AGAINST PANTSLESS. PALADIN GOD SAY SO.

PALADIN GOD AM MAYBE DRUNK.

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MC PALADIN AM SUCK AT SMITE EVIL. PALADIN AM REQUESTING MC TURN IN HOLY SYMBOL.

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