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*squints suspiciously* Hey, why is Conspiracy Buff so buff? Some people are saying -- smart people, the best people -- are saying CB is on the swol payroll of Charles Atlas, the Hostess fruit pies consortium, and Sea Monkey Maritime Exports, Ltd. Perhaps its time to officially investigate them? I know I certainly will give them a closer look when my genuine made-in-America x-ray specs arrive in the mail from Johnson Smith Co!

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

At the second-hand store.

They're the next aisle over from the raspberry berets.

Will this be released in a pocket edition? ;-)

Everything is a pocket edition assuming your pocket is big enough.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Ridiculous. Bots. Pfft. Certainly not like us humans, who have the sum of Three Hundred And Eighty Five Million Dollars US in a bank account debit card needing your information to effect a transfer per Federal Tax Bureau guidelines!

Thanks to this comment, I've stopped automatically assuming the humanity of a certain billionaire-on-paper begging for $8 a month. Kinda like a Terminator, except physically built out a flesh mechanics'-equivalent of 1980s Detroit Big Three's parts bins with the mind of an website ad network that has almost achieved sentience.

Sounds very Reganomics Lamborghini-ish.

Trickle-down Countachs. Your cars will continue to self-immolate until morale improves.

Disclaimer: Contrary to rumors, my former car (1986 GT) never self-immolated. However, it did eat CV joints and shifter cables and distributor cables.

{suddenly realizes this thread is neither my beautiful house nor my beautiful wife}

OK. I think I'm going to be glowing/gloating for the rest of the afternoon.

I was helping out one of the junior instructors with a technical problem she was having and she said, "Well, yeah, everybody knows to call you when they have a problem. I was doing a consulting gig with <Our Biggest Partner>, and the guy said, 'Oh, I love it when I put on a class and I see NobodysHome is teaching it. He's so technical and he knows what he's talking about and he goes into so much detail! He's your best instructor by far!'"

So... apparently our largest partner thinks I'm the best instructor we have... in spite of the fact that I'm not actually an instructor; I just fill in when they're short-handed.

;)

Well, I have to get the Prius smog checked today, which irritates me no end, because I *know* that if they exempted Prii or other hybrid/electric vehicles, then someone would soup up a Prius into a smog-spewing muscle car, just 'cause 'Merikuns.

Already done

At least you didn't get dubbed The Sofa King.

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