Wiscrani Tales

Game Master Djivan

During the past decades, Westcrown has lost her god, Aroden. It has lost her throne to Egorian, the streets to criminals and the night to shadows. The struggle for survival is hard and bloody, yet some people believe not all is lost.


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Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

I think that silver sword may be a marking, to tell us this is the next passage on the escape route we need to follow...


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Oh. Sorry, I was taking the words at their most literal. I assumed that if he meant it was a marking, it would have been described as a marking of a silver sword. If that is the case, Shannon might just try opening the door instead to see if there is a good place to hide inside.


The silver sword above the door is indeed to show that the door is the escape route. Ok for me if you are on either side of the gate Shannon, you can make the roll as well if you like.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Not a problem. We will assume that Shannon is opening the door to get out of there.


male Halfling alchemist 1

yeah, I'd just as soon prefer NOT to be on the business end of something that's all mouth and teeth.


I'm sick, concentrating for RP is hard atm. Back in a few days, thanks for your patience.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Feel better, Djivan. Enjoy some hot chicken soup.

And Maxis? Don't forget the tentacles... o_o


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1

Chicken soup does not have any tentacles in it. If there are tentacles, find a different chicken soup. :P

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NO worries...school is kicking my theological and physical ass right now.


male Halfling alchemist 1

Tentacles don't cure illness. at best, they cause it. you orcs got some weird remedies...


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

I meant on the otyugh, you goofballs. :p

Besides, everyone knows Orcish 'chicken soup' must have chunks of Elf and Halfling floating in it.


male Halfling alchemist 1

STAY. AWAY. FROM ME. *holds all his bombs ready at once.* Besides, I probably taste bad from getting sick all the time.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Great! You'll be chock full of antibodies! :D A high-quality ingredient.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Tentacles may not cure illness, but they do cure loneliness.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Mostly for squid and octopi, though. ^^;


male Halfling alchemist 1

0_0; Imma back away slowly now; this is getting weird.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

The world is a weird place.

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I thought the world was a vampire,
sent to drain, secret destroyers hold you up to the flame.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

And even as you say that, I wonder how many in this game are old enough to know the reference. That is happening more and more often these days.


male Halfling alchemist 1

I'd say "sucks to be us" but....somehow that be both punny and ironically appropriate, no?


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1
Shannon Rhys wrote:
And even as you say that, I wonder how many in this game are old enough to know the reference. That is happening more and more often these days.

Hrrmmmm... Opposite problem. This one was lost on me until I looked it up. It's not fossilized enough for me.

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Shannon Rhys wrote:
And even as you say that, I wonder how many in this game are old enough to know the reference. That is happening more and more often these days.

I saw a MEME recently that said:

At 40 I think of myself as 20
then I hang out with 20 yr olds
And I know I am 40.


male Halfling alchemist 1

<--Is 30, playing a character who's barely turning adult. thanks for bringing this up. -_-;

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Maxis Molderbin wrote:
<--Is 30, playing a character who's barely turning adult. thanks for bringing this up. -_-;

Only 30....still a baby :)


male Halfling alchemist 1

Ok, so you a half-dragon or what? you pushin a hundred already? Must have quite the shelf life if 30's a baby in your book, eh?


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Take compliments when you get them, Maxis. ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Maybe we're all a bit more comparable than I'd thought!


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1
MythrilDragon wrote:
Maxis Molderbin wrote:
<--Is 30, playing a character who's barely turning adult. thanks for bringing this up. -_-;
Only 30....still a baby :)

Hey! I just realized - 30 is 2/3 of my 45 ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Still illified, DM?


male Halfling alchemist 1

sounds that way. I got other games going, but I'm partial to this one. Show that cold/flu/nausea who's boss, Djivan. Chug some good, spicy hot sauce, preferably on chicken wings, and overload on the vitamin C via pure OJ. Always works for me.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Hot wings for sure. And OJ, too! They work great.

Just...not together. Together at the same time, they are a recipe for an abdominal disaster.


male Halfling alchemist 1

Hey, abdominal disaster is a temporary thing, and then things are usually much better. At least, it's better than just sitting there congested, nauseated, and miserable for days or weeks at a time. I prefer to say "Oh, ok, you wanna play hardball? Let's do this. SUPERHOTNSPICYSYSTEMSFLUSH! GO!!!"

And just blow it all up at once. Alchemy style. and then it's over, and everything's coo.


Back, let's kickstart this :-)


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Huzzah! ^^


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1

woot!


male Halfling alchemist 1

welcome back, stranger.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Well, unless there's been a very weird breeding project going on down here, that's not an otyugh.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Just be glad it wasn't singing o/` shave and a haircut o/`

Shannon might have a Roger Rabbit reaction.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Great, now you made me think of an otyugh version of Sweeney Todd. ^^;


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Scene: Sewers below Westcrown

2 Otyughs observe Shannon & Co. traipsing through sewers

Otyugh 1: What is that? (points at Shannon)

Otyugh 2: It's fop. Finer than this slop. (gestures to sewer sludge) With an appetizer to follow (points at Maxis) and a human who's wallowed in blood.

Otyugh 1: Mmmm! Anything with cream?

Otyugh 2: Well there's an orc with a hamfist and a fen witch I could bake in a bisque!

Ad nauseum


Sorry, couldn't resist ;-)


Just Checking in...


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

I live. Just waiting on IG motion.


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

Dot. ^^


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1

checking in :)


male Halfling alchemist 1

Living and accounted for.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard (Chelish Diva) (HP 11/11 | AC 11 | T 11 | FF 10 | CMD 10 | F +0 | R +4 | W +4 | Init +1 | Per +6)

Any word, DM?


Female Orc Monk (Master of Many Styles) 1; Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4; AC 14 (+2 Dex., +1 Wis., +1 Monk); hp 36; Fort +6; Ref +6; Will +5 (+7 vs. Enchantment)

*bump*


male Halfling alchemist 1

*tumbleweeds*


F (HP 7/7 | AC 12 | T 12 | FF 10 | CMD 12 | F +1 | R +2 | W +3 | Init +2 | Per +6) Human (Chelaxian) Witch (Hedge Witch) 1

-> PING
<- ACK

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