Chuffy moves forward.
The dog with the broken tail darts around the corner. It is chained by the collar to the mast, but as it attacks Poog, you see the chain pull tight.
The dog tries to bite Poog, but misses as it gets caught in the chain.
Poog shrieks as the dog comes around the corner at him. He laughs and dances back when the dog misses him.
You's gonna die now doggy.
Chuffy hustles forward, moving into a flanking position on the dog.
Mogmurch pulls a vial of acid and throws it at doggie on the leash.
RTA
Damage
Uh oh.
Miss direction
"BAD DOG! DOWN DOG DOWN!"
Poog's fire from holy Zarongel goes wide, as does Moggy's acid. The acid hits the wall to your right, eating into the wood, but splashing slightly on the dog (and its chain), causing a yelp of dismay.
Chuffy moves up to a flanking position.
Reta steps into the fray, her hatred of dogs giving her strength, as she drops the pathetic creature in a single blow. Hail the dog-slaying hero!
The dog above you continues its frantic barking.
"Am good job, Reta! Reta not so bad after all, no matter what Chuffy say!"
Chuffy looks crestfallen, and moves back around to the door into the main cabin, and opens it.
The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and cast- off bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
Chuffy sees a hideous looking goblin, dressed in patchwork leather armor rising from bed with what might be a hangover from her recent cannibalistic ritual. If anything, the goblin stories underrated how scary she is. Her mouth is her most fearsome feature—it's a bit too wide, even by goblin standards, and Vorka's habit of filing her already sharp teeth has resulted in a snaggletooth grin of mismatched teeth that leaves little doubt as to her preference for tough, stringy meat. Like goblin meat.
She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies harvested almost at random from her hapless victims, over her equally patchwork leather armor, and a crude, floppy, patchwork leather hat that might have once belonged to a human before being altered to fit her misshapen head.
You've woken her up with your racket, so she's not quite ready, having fallen asleep in a drunken stupor the night before.
"Lord Longtongue, attack!" the hideous goblin screeches.
Chuffy also sees a giant frog in the corner, which flicks its tongue in eager anticipation of a goblin meal.
The weird, unearthly, laughter makes Reta's blood run cold. Seeking the strength that only liquor (or the cheap perfume she thinks is liquor) can provide, Reta accidentally swigs the vial of red liquid in her haste.
"BLEH-AAK!"
Wiping the tears from her eyes, she rushes around the corner to see what's happened to poor Chuffy (and whether or not she can get to any of his good stuff before the others arrive).
Moggy will move forward just behind Reta. She was a good fighter, and would keep them off of our hero.
Poog runs back around the corner, squeezes around the ladder and stops next to Chuffy.
Here Chuffy, Zarongel make you stab good.
Poog casts divine favor on Chuffy.
Bless thee blah blah murder stab!
The dog above you keeps barking. Vorka casts a spell, and her skin darkens, cracks, and bulges outward slightly. She grabs a potion from her belt and gets ready to drink it.
The giant frog turns on Chuffy, hops a bit closer, and strikes with his tongue.
Chuffy dodges the giant frog's tongue as it snakes past his ear.
Moggy plucks a bright blue vial from his belt and chugs it down. His skin glistens ever slightly for a moment.
"TOAD NO LICK ME, ME LICK TOAD!"
Reta stabs at the toad, but hits the door frame instead.
Poog takes a step back from the fight at the door. He casts inflict light wounds(using up his cure light) and holds the charge.
Bad and pain and burny touch!
Not wanting to be a tasty frog snack, Chuffy attacks the toad!
Poog steps back and prepares his spell. Reta's blow gets stopped by the doorframe because she's too distracted making great puns. Mogmurch drinks a potion and feels slightly more invincible.
Of the group, only Chuffy manages to do any damage, as he slices at the giant frog.
The mutt on the level above strains against his chain.
Vorka downs her potion, and scuttles *up the wall and on to the ceiling*, and out of reach of anyone on the floor.
The giant frog continues his attack, and bites at Chuffy's arm, connecting and doing damage.
Reta, resisting the urge to bodily pick up and move Chuffy out of the way, instead tries to antagonize the frog into doing that for her.
Then you's get the hand froggy.
Poog runs back into the melee.
Moggy double moves to just behind Poog.
Seeing that Reta *really* wants to get into melee, Chuffy withdraws.
The round was not an overwhelming success for our intrepid goblins. Reta helped Chuffy do something he wasn't interested in doing. Moggy moved into a tactical position , Poog tried to touch the giant frog, but it wasn't as easy as touching the one on his head.
The dog above you continues to strain against his chain.
With Chuffy out of the way, Vorka sees the chance to get out of the poor strategic location, and scurries across the ceiling through the open door, and up to the level above. "Can't catch me here, little tasty goblin cretins!" she calls. "Your little red eyes will go well in my soup tonight."
The giant frog continues his attack, and flicks his tongue at Reta, missing.
Eat touchy death fatty!
I gonna kill you toad whatchu gonna do without a toad fatty?!
Poog tries to commit toad murder.
"Mmmm, frog-leg soup with goblin liver. Yum!"
Moggy waits to see if Reta dispatched the frog. He'd like to get inside and away from Vorka and the dog that is trying to break his chains!
Reta strikes a mighty blow, and slashes her dogslicer across the face of lord Longtongue.
Both Lord Longtongue and Vorka shriek in dismay. "I'll get you my pretties," her voice cackles from above you. "Just you wait and see."
"Move, dummies! Vorka am out here to eat Moggy's ears. Move!" Moggy pushes through his friends, holding his arms and dogslicer over his head, trying to protect himself as he ducks by the toad, trying to get safely in the room, behind said toad.
Acrobatics to try to move safely by the toad without taking an AoO
Chuffy does his best to hide under the rigging.
Stealth
Moggy tries his best to tumble past the frog, but is stopped short by the toad's bulk.
Mr Longtongue nips at Mogy as he tries to go by, but Moggy is too small and nimble.
The dog above you continues to pull at his chain and chew at his collar. The smell of the invading goblins is driving him mad.
Vorka continues to spew insults, with the occasional comment of how tasty a particular body part might be. The insults stop briefly, as she begins to cast a spell. You get the feeling it will be a nasty one.
The giant frog tries again, and bites at Reta's head, but despite the size of the target, he misses horribly.
Threat again:
Moggy swings the magical dog slicer the Chief allowed him to borrow and swings it at the awful frog. "Vorka gone eat all goblins! We need run!"
Attack
Damage
Moggy swings and misses wildly. Clearly, melee is not his forte, despite a magic sword.
Reta's sword does more than slice dogs. It also seems to work on horses and frogs. She makes a deep cut across the frog's nose.
Grinning evilly, Chuffy throws the wasp nest at Vorka!
Chuffy has a ceiling above him, and so will have to move in order to target Vorka. ...
The nest impacts Vorka with a thump. Wasps stream out, angrily buzzing and attack everything within a 15' spread. Vorka winces in pain, and the dog howls. Even the frog is attacked by angry wasps that flow over the ledge swarming the goblins, and entering the room.
In fact, only Chuffy seems to be out of range of the angry hive, and barely, at that.
I need everyone but Chuffy to make Fort saves, DC 13.
"OW!! OW!! OW!!"