GM Friendly Sauce's Rise of the Goblin Guild

Game Master friendly sauce

I wonder if he got his toad where I got mine?

"Perhaps we should take this conversation back to the lodge?"

Jumana, still with his wand out (which she has just seen him use to heal himself and the Chameleon) looks at the goblin. "Healing good? If you come back with us I can heal you as well while we talk? It will soon be dangerous here for you I believe. Human fear those who throw fire. If you would prefer, I can carry you where the crowd cannot reach you."

also has a toad, because a frog with a toad is funny...

Jumana unfastens his familiar pouch, to show a similar toad.

Diplomacy?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22+Whatever offering healing and a free ride gets me...

ETA: Damn, the dice roller likes me for once...

sence motive: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 to figure out why she doesn't like liareal

the goblin shakes its head vigorously at the mention of healing; then stops mid shake, pauses and speaks in goblin again,"Plarg, vad ska jag göra ?? Grön skal kort groda säger att han kommer att använda magi för att bota mig ... ska jag gå med honom ??"

It definitely seems to respond positively to the idea of healing and not being in trouble with humans.

Sense motive result: the goblin is trying to fool everyone into thinking it doesn't speak common, but clearly understands the words. While it has spoken common in battle, at the moment it seems to have forgotten that it already spoiled its ruse before it began.

May I have this creature for my experiments I have a new concoction I want to tryout on a sentient creature, they yield better results when you can read their facial expressions The Dr grabs a couple of vials of bronze liquid(MW intimidate tool)
Intimidate: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

I would let it go if it weren't for the fact that I want to know where it got that fire bead, and if it was related to those golems that burned down the garden. Yeesh.

"Come on, the big folk are getting unreasonable. I am headed to higher ground." Jumana remounts the Chameleon, and holds out a hand to help the goblin onto his stead. "We can finish this discussion somewhere safe"

And hopefully it isn't dumb enough to try to kill our mount when we are both 20 feet above the street.

The chameleon should be able to carry both of us, but will be somewhat encumbered, so probably no big flying leaps. :( If the goblin is sufficiently bound that it can't mount, Jumana will pull it across the saddle. But that will mean having to put away the wand.

ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18 Look Ma, no hands.

Also:

sense motive: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15 on Bruce, to see if he is serious.

Ruathan looks at the goblin with a disappointed look on his face, calls Ron back to his shoulder, tucks the toad back in his pocket, and turns and walks back toward Heidmarch Manor, loading his wand back into his wrist sheath as he does.