DM Zyren's Heart of Journeys (Inactive)

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A series of PF modules! Now playing: Feast of Ravenmoor!


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Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas looks at the cow. His face becomes slightly concerned.

"What's everyone else gonna eat?"

He starts looking around for some firewood, deciding that a few nearby trees would make good fuel. He wanders about looking for kindling.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Attalas we is gonna have to share with Licktoads and eat light."

Goblin:
"My pets say Licktoads real good hunters and glad they get to eat cow with them. Still teaching the elf-kin. Others good hunters though. Help Mobo smash ghosts. Human helped Mobo set big fire for Zarongel. Evil place full of papers and words."


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

"I wonder how long it will take before the farmer shows up with the militia." Ragnvald says eyeing the horizon warily.


The goblins giggle and cheer as Mobo puts his weapon into the fearful animal - soon the cow is transformed into a jigsaw of blood and bones as all goblins start to hack at it.

The small humanoids seem to revel in the slaughtering and don't care about cooking the raw meat first. Soon you all sit around a fire and while Ragnvald has misgivings, the goblins hum a tribal song and slap Mobo on the shoulder

Goblin:

You big leader of big folk...you wanna see Frog Torturer Cave? We can lead you there - or you become our chief, lead us to victory with your monster slaves!

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Goblin:
"Show Mobo the cave. Maybe Mobo come back and lead after I find the Axe Man in painting. How many strong are you?"

"They want to show cave, has painting of Arnolf so it worth checking out. Might tell when he was here last and if he alive."

DM:
Mobo will also during all of this giggling, slip one of the yellow toads into Nymeria's backpack. Sleight of Hand 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19


Nymeria:

Perception roll pls.

Goblin:

Only 130 warriors left after we tried to attack Sandpoint many moons ago - our chief is weak, he not attack humans, says it's better to stay in swamps!

After the meal the goblins seem eager to leave

Goblin:

We go cave now?


Female Half-Elf Sorcerer 4 Bard 0

Perception:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18


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Your cow meat tastes wonderful!


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas enjoys his fresh cow, he is less convinced by the low quantity of food.

"They seems friendly enough"


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Watching Attalas and seeing his face drop as the food decreases, Jez walks over to him and reaches up to put an arm around his neck.

Don't worry big boy, we will find more livestock along the way that we can buy so that you can have plenty of good meals. And I am sure that enough foolish monsters will attack us at one point or another that we will not go hungry.

Turning to Mobo:

So, what do your friends say? Are we going to see this cave with drawings of the taxman?

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"We go to cave now, they getting impatient. Only lead we have. Here, Attalas. You can have some of my cow share."

Mobo smiles, feeling important and respected.

Goblin:
"Yes. Take us to the cave, Licktoads!"


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

The Ogre smiles, then quickly devours the meat before Mobo changes his mind.


The goblins jump up to their feet, hop around and yell wildly before they race northwards...It's a rather strange scene to see these yellow-green midgets run through the high grass fields - most of the time only the feathers they wear as hair dresses jut out...

The journey to the cave will take about two days - any things I should know?


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

I assume we have a fairly substantial stash of rations considering the mouths we have to feed. Other than that not much, mostly trying to avoid having locals attempt to kill my companions because of old stereotypes.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Mobo will spend the two days learning everything he can about the tribe and translate for anybody that wants to know Goblin swear words. And there will be many goblin pranks.


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

Ragnvald will learn all he can about goblin swear words. And the goblin language in general. Somehow driving a horde of goblins before him is appealing. Let me know when I slip into CE from CN. :P


The march northwards with the goblins is a funny experience - well, not for all of you, but for those with a knack for tumultuous chaos.

Especially Nymeria is often the target of the goblins' pranks and she finds more than one of the ugly yellow toads in her backpack or clothes...

After about three days of wandering through windswept heathes along Devil's Platter, you find a small cave entrance at the back of a large chalkstone bluff.

Goblin:

That is cave with picture on the wall! Frogtorturer traibe cave - old tribe, all dead now.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"This is cave. They say Frogtorturers dead, but be ready just in case."

Goblin:
"You do good job. Now we sneak. Something big could have moved in."

Dogslicer in one hand, Boomstick in the other, Mobo will scout the entrance.

Stealth 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11


Female Half-Elf Sorcerer 4 Bard 0

Nymeria gets more an more suspicious with every toad, eventually sticking towards the back so she can keep her eyes on the little pranksters. She lets them enter the cave first, drawing her bow for support.

Stealth: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

It is the blind leading the bumbling apparently.

I follow behind Mobo with my falchion drawn.

Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Come out now whoever hides;
come and see what waits outsides;
ogres and demons are right here;
so now please come near;
if your quick we'll only kill your prides.


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

Having eased a bit since the initial cow slaughter Ragnvald wonders how many of his clan can ever say to have had peaceful contact with goblins. He decided that it might be best to leave out the part about eating meat with them later. Certain prejudices would come forth and leave unpleasant imagery in the midns eye. As they approach the cage his maniacal joviality morphs into the persona of a serious minded warrior. Calling Gorum's fire on his sword he prepares to enter with the others.

cast light on sword.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas understands this part of the adventure quite well, and is happy to once again 'know what is going on'. Drawing his enormous blade and tightening the straps on his armour, he prepares to enter the cave.

"If there's anyone in that cave
Reckon they should just behave
Come out with their hands held high
Or I'll come in and make them cry
Best they just now come nice
Or they'll be dead from hack and dice"


As Ragnvald enflames his sword, the Licktoads stop dead in their tracks and stare at him with bewonderment.

Goblin:

You big fire shaman who wields sword?

...asks one of the goblins suspiciously

Meanwhile you have entered the cave and since you made enough noise to wake a dragon, you don't care about the talking...

The cave consists of one large round room. There are several large piles of bones on the ground (mostly cows and horses) that look rather new.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"They want to know how you have fire magic on sword. Say you sword swinging fire shaman. These bones new and not gnawed... much. Something still here."


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Does not look like the new inhabitant is goblin. I wonder who it might me? Do you see any tracks you recognize Mobo?

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Survival 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Nose to the ground, Mobo starts hunting for clues.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas watches Mobo looking for clues, and thinks this is a good idea.

Perception 1d20 ⇒ 1

Unfortunately it seems his good idea was watching Mobo looking for clues, rather than looking for any himself.


Female Half-Elf Sorcerer 4 Bard 0

Nymeria looks around.

Perception:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15


Besides some more bones and the accompanying stench of decay (whatever lives here must have quite an appetite) you notice the wall paintings the goblins had already mentioned.

On the wall opposite the entrance you spot a colourful sketch, mostly made with coal, mud, maybe blood and other things you rather don't think about. It shows a very tall and burly man wielding a large axe with one hand standing on a pile of goblin bodies (some dead frogs also lie nearby). The man obviously is of Ulfen heritage with long blond hair and a horned helmet on his head.

As the Licktoads notice the painting again they start making faces at it and swear in their best goblin manner.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas looks at the painting.

He scratches his head and twists up his face as though in thought.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Well, looks like the Taxman, although he must have changed his name from the Axman at some point.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"But who sleep here now? And if Frogtorturers all dead, who painted pretty picture?"


The goblins just look around with wide eyes - does not look like as if they understand a single word of the human tongue.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Whoever it is, they like meat - and like eating all the beast since these carcasses appear to be quite well stripped.

Is there any sign of how the animals were killed? Knife or axe marks in the bones? Also, are there any tracks, other than the thousand or so that we just created, in the area around the entrance to the cave?

Well, I suppose we can either go out and try whoever is living here, or we can wait and see if they return. Either way, we should get another meal. Mobo, can your friends get us another cow or horse to eat?


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

"Hrm." Ragnvald says.

How bad does it smell in here? In terms of rotting flesh? Not goblins.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Goblin:
"We go hunt for more food while Big Folk figure out who lives in cave. And who paint picture?"


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

If any of the corpses have sufficient meat left, I cut off a piece, cast Purify Food and Drink on it, take a bite and then offer the rest to Attalas.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Assuming some fare os coming his way, the usual crooked smile adorns his face as he takes the food and starts gnawing.


After Mobo's question the goblins quickly debate and then answer

Goblin:

We think picture was made by other goblins who witnessed the annihilation of the tribe! We think Birdcrunchers came here and painted picture as a memorial for further generations! Oh - and yes, we can hunt more but what about the "Smash your face" living in here?

The surprised look on Mobo's face indicates that the goblins must have said something of pholosophical insight - or utter stupidity!

The stench in here consists of two elements:

1) The smell typical for a cave in which generations of goblins lived

2) The rather fresh smell of rotten meat and dying animals

Without someone proficient in tracking you are not able to find any specific tracks.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Attalas, do you have friend named Smash-your-face? They say that is what lives here now. And Birdcrunchers painted picture after watching the Frogtorturers getting pulped."

Goblin:
"What is the 'Smash your face? It friend? It bigger than my ogre?"


The goblins answer by imitating a hulking figure that seems to hurl stones at much smaller enemies...

Goblin:

Is bigger than your friend, is very strong and comes from the mountains, throws stones at goblins and eats them!

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Attalas, what bigger than you and throw stones? It live here... and eats goblins."

Goblin:
"If it show up, Mobo no let it eat Licktoads. Mobo shoot it in the face! Then its face get smashed!"


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

"Giants." Ragnvald says matter of factly. "Big ones."


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

"I don't have any friends except you now, so don't know any Smashface. Maybe he's a Giant, I can ask him"

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"What if its a girl?"


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28
Mobo Bang-Dead wrote:
"What if its a girl?"

"Harder to fight." Ragnvald says looking at the mouth of the cave. "Fewer sensitive areas to attack."


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

The Ogres face once again bunches up as the cogs and wheels slowly grind out an answer, "Well maybe I can bring flowers, then ask?"


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Grinning and looking at Attalas: Sweet, a girlfriend. But we do not know yet, and if she or he is much larger than Attalas, we should be ready for it to be a big giant. And we don't know yet if the giant is friendly, so we should proceed with caution.

I recall many giants, big one who fought with fire and frost, from my youth. Most of them are not friendly unless you have a bigger blade to compel their obedience.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Goblin:
"Any Licktoads seen Smash-Your-Face?"

Mobo grins at Attalas.

"Flowers good. Slugs better!"


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Actually, given the choice, probably the elf would be the best present, but the elf might object to this.

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