Creating the Golarion version of Old McDonald

[davidvs]

Sing with me...

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Goblin. E-I-E-I-O.
With a burn! burn! here and a burn! burn! there,
Here a burn! there a burn!, everywhere a burn! burn!.
Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Stirge. E-I-E-I-O.
With a flap! suck! here and a flap suck! there,
Here a flap! there a suck!, everywhere a flap! suck!.
Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Mimic. E-I-E-I-O.
With a <silence> here and a <silence> there,
Here a <silence> there a <silence>, everywhere a <silence>.
Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

Your turn. If possible, please maintain bold for creature names and italics for sound effects.

But, of course, we all know how this famous song ends...

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Tarrasque. E-I-E-I-O.
With an <utter destuction> here and...
Old McDonald had a farm...

[Atarlost]

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Black Oooze. E-I-E-I-O.
With s glorp here and a bworp there,
Here a splut, there a splut, everywhere a burble.
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.

[Falcar]

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. 

And on that farm he had a Hydra. E-I-E-I-O. 

With another Head here and another Head there, 

Here a bite, there a chomp, everywhere another attack.
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.

[Atarlost]

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a cat. E-I-E-I-O.
With s dead commoner here and a dead commoner there,
Here a dead commoner, there a dead commoner, everywhere a dead commoner.
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.

[Michael Sayre]

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a succubus, E-I-E-I-O.
With a bow chicka here and a wow-wow there
Here a bow, there a chicka, everywhere a wow-wow
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O.

You know what, maybe not.

[Vod Canockers]

Old McDonald had a graveyard. E-I-E-I-O.
And in that graveyard he had a Zombie. E-I-E-I-O.
With a grunt groan here and a grunt groan there,
Here a grunt there a groan, everywhere a grunt groan.
Old McDonald had a graveyard. E-I-E-I-O.

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a Medusa. E-I-E-I-O.
With a statue here and a statue there,
Here a statue there a statue, everywhere a statue.
Old McDonald had a rock farm. E-I-E-I-O.