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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Next thing you know, they'll be saying a mauled that old french dude because of D&D.

You didn't?

No way! I had a lot of good reasons to tear that old bastard up. He tried to have me "fixed". He wouldn't let me have table scraps. He was always yelling at me when I peed on the floor or leave him a landmine.

And, well......he was french.

Seriously, that should have been reason enough.

Don't forget the punting.

Bites CourtFool's head. Damn, nothing there.

Maaaaaasssssssssttttttter!

I'm not feeling the love here!

Me neither.

Aberzombies wrote:

Sorry Pete, I have no soul for your puny wand rifle to affect. Eats Peter's brain.

You never studied.

Proton stream destroys the physical body too

You forgot to read my stat block. Points to where it says Immune to Proton Streams.

Sorry Pete, I have no soul for your puny wand rifle to affect. Eats Peter's brain.

burst forth from the ground and looks around

Braiiinnnssss!

Braiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss!

Brainsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

We live!

I've decided I have different tastes in monsters. Either that, or you are all pod people. ** spoiler omitted **

We are all just SKR's zombie sock puppets. :)

Dang Hippahs!

I just flagged taig because I don't like badgers.

David Fryer wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Enjoy!

I'm trying to watch Ink. Did anyone else find it unwatchable?

What's Ink?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And the neologism for the day is:

Douchety, n. The state of being a douche, the character of douche.

adj. Douchish
adv. Douchely
syn. Doucheness.

Hmmm...and this came after my post. What could M be trying to say?

Edit: :)

LOL

Jingle Bells,

I was perusing Open Grave at B&N. Sometimes I forget how much I love undead.

And we love you.

Aberzombies wrote:

Dude, someone stole my face. Stupid Hippeh!

"Hippeh? Is that some kinda leet-speaking balderdash that kids bring to their gaming tables nowadays? That tears it!" *twists ring on finger that looks suspiciously like a ring of three wishes*

"Take that!"

*Three Githyanki Fighter/Wizards appear in a puff of sugary-pink smoke and stand around, looking confused*

"Consarn it! Where's my glasses?" *reads inscription on ring*

"My mistake, I have used my Ring of Three Gishes instead. Well at least their class makeup is correct; not some base-class tomfoolery!"

*The Gish still stand there, waiting for something to happen*

"Well don't just stand there like a bunch of slack-jawed astral yokels! Attack !!!!1111!!"

Ah only need one Zerth to beat all yah gishs, go get him boy.

Zerth runs in and starts doing a Chuck Norris on the gishs.

Dude, someone stole my face. Stupid Hippeh!

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When is eat your own donor day?

IT is just always nice when an opertunity to razz america comes up ;)

I thought you were a Brit. Aren't you supposed to be making fun of the French?

BRAIIIINS!

David Fryer wrote:

Arrgh! Everytime someone ays something like ** spoiler omitted ** I want to rip my hair out and then reach though the computer screen and strangle them.

Too bad Paizo couldn't invent the Stupid Filter. They'd make a gazillion dollars!

Of course I'd probably get filtered out every now and them, but I'd probably be happy that they saved me from Foot in Mouth Disease.

Then this whole stupid thread ould be filtered. Huzzah!!!!!!!!

MoorLackey wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

Gagvoyle wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Wow, is it just me or are the pod people getting annoying?

Okay. Who are the pod people?

And me.

And me.

And me.

And me.

I ain't no damn pod person.

Yes yah are yah danh hippeh!

And me.

1987 called, they want their argument back.

Wow, that comment was so 2008.

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Just increasing my post count.

It's hard to read when you've got no brains.

Just increasing my post count.

It's da Aussie zombie flu. Braiiiinssssss!

Brains are a veggie, right?

Dang hippeh!

Ah'll haf tah deal wif dat dang hippeh.

Ah reckon ah'll haf tah deal wit dat hippeh.

Sho nuff.

I'll tell you what. Where I come from that is a complete sentence.

Does this supermodel make my butt look big?