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Why didn't the elves go to college?
Because they took a Gap year.
Please add your own :)
Why are do the Pact Worlds have the upper hand in cyber warfare?
Because they have the strength of an E-Ox.
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"We finished scanning their ship, Captain."
"And? How many guns do they have?"
"Over a dozen, Captain."
"Oh thank god, they're not optimizers."