I think I'm driving myself insane at this point. I remember reading a funny explanation of the 9 character alignments, based on how each alignment would react to an old lady who needed help crossing the street, but I can't find it anywhere... I thought I bookmarked the page but I guess I didn't. Does anyone else remember something like this? I've tried googling it every way I can think to word it, but haven't found it yet.
https://www.nesclub.xyz/wizardry-knight-of-diamonds/etermining-the-characte rs-alignment.html
COOP: Good characters would go out of their way to help an old lady cross the street, even if it meant jumping over parked (and moving) cars.
neutral: Neutral characters would help an old lady cross the street if they were traveling in the same direction.
evil: Evil characters would help an old lady cross the street only if she offered several gold pieces in advance.