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Richmond's Farael's-out-of-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-ro om-why-is-he-out-of-his-room?!
Does anything exist? I mean, really?
... yes, I know which thread this is.
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̙.̲̱͚̙̗.͉̯̺̼.̸̪̭f̖͓̙͔͓r͇̞i̧͈én̛d̢̙̹̟̩͖̺̦ṣ͚̠̹̗.̜̰͇̫̖̤̝..̦͎͇
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̟̼A͙̯̳̟̞͍r̢̼̮͖͈̬̱̰r̺̙̩͢ͅg̬̥̱̜̼̘̥h̪͠!̧̲ ҉̰̻̪Y̙͝a̪̰̻͇̜a̸̺̦̘̩g͇͇̳͚̙͚ͅh!.̲͇̼̟͖.̼̻̤͉̘͟.̡
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҉̰͚̗͔̠I̳̝̮ţ'̘͙͎s̭̯̠̦͔ ̨̰ͅn̜̘͈̥͔̺͢o̵̗̫͉̩t̞̥̘̠̘̀ ͏̪̻̤͓̝r̛̮̰͚̠i̟̰̬g̲̺͕̪̭̖̯ht̰.̱̱̹̠͈͉.͓̮̫̩̩͡.͉̜͇ͅ ͕̹̹n͍̥̜͓̘̟̺o͈̻̪͝t ͍̗̞̥̘r̮͇̳i̩̰̻̖g̝̤̲͢h̹͓̯̟̪͙̟͢t̼̙́.̥̹͖̟̥̮̩..̛͎̜̞̠̺ ̗̼͍͕͇͙͚n̬͉̰͖͓o̴̩̻̟t ̛̜͈͖͙̙ri͟g̙̀h̢̬̗̼t͙̀.͖͍̮̹̹̬.̶͙̞̥.̢̞͇
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